First off: fuck you monty I put that picture LAB made me up and you did't even comment. You know what? We are so over. Yeah. How you like that?
In other news, I have been invited for fajitas on Thursday which has pleased me greatly.

What has pleased you greatly? What hasn't pleased you at all? Too early for lunch? ANother random talk abotu whatever the fuck you like thread just to annoy monty? All of the above?

Alt Q: You're stranded on a desert island and your computer only has enough juice to download one series of a tv show what would it be? And no, you can't make solar panels out of coconuts
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:46, 149 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Season 4 of the Wire.
Education season.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:54, Reply)

oh the wire! THE WIRE! OMG THE WIRE!!
*fwaps*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Ssh your face. It was that or Bottom.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Hahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:08, Reply)

you've not even watched it you pompous old fart

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:09, Reply)

I watched several hours of series one.
I found it formulaic and dull.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:34, Reply)

I too watched several hours of series one
but I'm not as clever as Monty so I'll just say it was boring and rubbish and crappy and smelly.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Are you ready to be told
it gets better in the subsequent series? I am.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:39, Reply)

I'm not you, if you don't like it, you don't like it.
I do so I'm taking it on my island.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Please do so. Immediately.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:43, Reply)

you'd miss me the most.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:45, Reply)

I'm out of order?
Your whole damn island is out of order!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:46, Reply)

what are you babbling about woman?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:49, Reply)

I may not play by the rules but I'm a DAMNED GOOD COP!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:59, Reply)

oh I see
yeah it's not like that really but well done.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:00, Reply)

I'm starting to think that this goes ALL THE WAY TO CITY HALL.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:10, Reply)

And beyond Monty, and beyond.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Where did you put it up?
I'm pleased you're moving to London.
I'm not pleased about most other things - one of my friends died on the weekend, for example.
It's too early for lunch, yes.
'ANother random talk abotu' - is that fucking Swahili?
Alt: 'A Bit of Fry and Laurie'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Sorry to hear about your friend.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Thanks old chap. He was a really great fellow.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:02, Reply)

In my profile
sorry about your friend would you like an internet hug?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Yes please.
*unzips*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:36, Reply)

unzips

calls a nurse to unzip for me
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Yum fajitas.
The lovely little gig I went to last night, and the new Soundgarden album which I'm listening to RIGHT NOW.
That I had to get up for lectures this morning and I have to go back in for another one in an hour.
I want lunch now, I have hummus.
Firefly.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:57, Reply)

o hai
you're up early.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:58, Reply)

I would also choose Firefly
And hello!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Firefly is awesome

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:19, Reply)

How can you view the tv series if you don't have any juice in the laptop?
But pedantic's aside, I reckon Law&Order:SVU, because there are so many of them that it should last a long time. Do you mean one season, or every one of them?

I think if they got ripe avacardo at the sandwich shop, i'll get an avacardo/mayo/bacon sandwich and then SORT IT OUT YOU TWAT, GET DRESSED AND STOP FUCKING ABOUT, myself.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:03, Reply)

I don't get avocado
it looks like fruit but it tastes like cream but it's solid. IT'S WEIRD.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:07, Reply)

And it feels like soap.
Oddly, I like it a lot.

Edit - I've not been around much of late, and I see you're back from holiday. How was it? Good I hope.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:10, Reply)

It was indeed, thanks
Saw me some dolphins. Wiggy shook hands with a monkey, s'all good.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Excellent.
And your skin is now a fetching shade of off-white, no doubt!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:21, Reply)

ha I wish
I just have twice as many freckles and a slightly tanned triangular patch on my chest where I burnt on the last day.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:27, Reply)

I burnt on the last day too
The tops of my feet, which was very irritating.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:28, Reply)

your sig saved me!
I religiously spritzed my feet with suncream every hour or so.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Good good!
I was reading on a lounger, and thought I was fully in the shade.
As it was a little windy, I didn't notice my feet burning...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:30, Reply)

that's what happened on the boat, the speed of the catamaran made it really breezy
so it didn't feel as hot as it was.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Classic mistake on both our parts

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:35, Reply)

I burnt both my parts too.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Poor show
I'm going to assume you mean 'elbows', and thusly offer my condolences.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:37, Reply)

actually it was forehead and decolletagey bit
y'know, the non-boob bit of my chest.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:39, Reply)

I like that word
I also burned my chest on the first day, but only a little bit. It did have weird 'speckles' of white, non-burnt bits though. Looked odd.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Wiggy's got a spectacular T-shirt Tan
it totally pwns my triangle boobs
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:42, Reply)

I was brave and stuff
And took my shirt off to tan. It helped that 90% of the men at the pool were overweight.
The beach was different, we found one the Spanish go to, where most were bronzed and thin. Lotta boobs on display, though sadly too many belonged to fat chicks.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:44, Reply)

there were so many boobs. SO many.
Even on the catamaran there was one bird just lying down with them out. I think she missed the point of going on a dolphin trip.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:47, Reply)

We didn't see dolphins
Don't think they get them much where we were, but we did see tons of fish, some big fuckers too, and a lot of jellyfish chilling in one cove.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Ok fine
The wifi connection in your area is being destroyed due to a new housing project on the island. You have enough time to download one season before you are disconnected from the internet forever
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:08, Reply)

TV Show?
MacGyver.

Then I'd be able to make a nuclear powered boat to get me off the island, using only coconuts and my Swiss Army knife.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Any series of Lost
so I know exactly what not to do.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:09, Reply)

It's a toss up between mad men season 4 and studio 60 on the sunset strip

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:13, Reply)

oh I love Studio 60
I was gutted that there's only one season.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Me too
I was left with a sense of "...oh sadtimes"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:19, Reply)

same with Firefly
It made me angry with the guys who fired Aaron Sorkin. And with Fox respectively.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Have you seen the Futurama pisstake of Fox?
If not, here you go
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:30, Reply)

yes, it's awesome.
I loved the ep in the new season where they rip the piss out of iPhones.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:34, Reply)

I was laughing shitloads at that one
The films were all much better than I'd expected, especially Benders Game.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:38, Reply)

I'm just catching up on Mad Men
currently going through season 2. I like it. Don is equal parts douche and dude.
( Kroney, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Fajitas are awesome
The new series of Chuck, Bones, Castle and HIMYM (High 6!). Also the fact I've finally watched a few films I'd been wanting to see - Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog (not a film, but meh), The Expendables, How To Train Your Dragon & Monsters vs Aliens.
The fact I'm chasing up 3 other idiots work.
I'm having a meatball salad today.
Monty is too easy to annoy, loses it's fun.
Alt Q: Chuck
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Erm, if your laptop only has enough juice to download it
how are you going to watch it?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:51, Reply)

see above to gonzs post. It's only your internet connection going now so you can
FUCK ROIT ORF
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Legend of the Seeker season 2
because I actually love two of the women in it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:53, Reply)

You mean
you don't like it for its plotting, characterisation and the subtle naturalistic skill of the cast?
( Kroney, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:54, Reply)

it's based on some books I quite like
but mainly the women in it are smoking hot.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:55, Reply)

I don't know
that dark-haired Doris looks like she could lift a fair few hods. Broad shouldered.
( Kroney, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:04, Reply)

she is the love of my life

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:07, Reply)

I am undecided
I think Katy Perry might be edging ahead, but she will need an intensive hosing down first. Possibly with sheep dip.
( Kroney, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Now it's Susan Coffey and Summer Glau

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:24, Reply)

while susan coffey is totally hot
and summer glau too. I prefer women a bit more curvy than that.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:27, Reply)

I do like curvy girls a lot, but small little fragile things are nom nom.
You will like this I think. Picked up a 9 bar on saturday and was just emptying the bin bag out last night. Today I have ground up all the dusty crap at the bottom and have 17g of it. I managed to cram 9.5 of that into the little yellow toy holder from a Kinder Egg. I reckon it might explode.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:30, Reply)

my mate keeps his main stash in a kinder egg thing from a kinder easter egg
and for portability carries small amounts in the small things.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Summer Glau is sexy

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:30, Reply)

I thank you and Darth for the heads up on her and himjim for Miss Coffey

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:32, Reply)

No worries
I also rather adore Jewel Staite
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:34, Reply)

katy perry is a little bit 'Coulthard' around the jaw
I don't quite know what it is about Bridget Regan, but I find her absolutely gorgeous.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Mr Coulthard, who insists on the 'th' being pronounced
What a thosser.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Go for Zooey Dewhatsit.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:28, Reply)

she is like a nicer, unsullied version of Katy Perry

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Zooey DeSchanel
or summit like that. She is beautiful. Big eyes. And a great voice in Elf.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:30, Reply)

I'd take her and her sister, phwoar

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)

SISTER?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Yep
Emily Deschanel/Temperance Brennan
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:37, Reply)

not as good

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I agree
But I'd still give her one
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Doesn't have the same figure.
Still it's handy that her, Zoey and that Emma Blunt look so similar. It's almost like choosing a body to order. I must find out where the factory is.
( Kroney, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:35, Reply)

The Middleman
Yet another one season show that was just too awesome.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:01, Reply)

The Prisoner (original version)

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Morning.
I'm pleased because my friends are hilarious and lovely.
I'm not pleased as one of my friends was hospitalised last night.
I'm not hungry.
Monty is lovely.
Alt: Hmm, not too sure. House, so I can be paranoid.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:05, Reply)

Looks like Lupus. Have you been to a desert island recently?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:08, Reply)

My friend was telling me my possible subdural haematoma was a botfly
NOT HELPING
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Why wouldn't you want a botfly?
It's like a symbiotic, if slightly bitey, friend.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Because I didn't want a subdural haematoma
I was panicky due to a smack to the head and a rather large bump and no memory and a crippling headache and shakes and unable to walk and vomiting.

Of course I didn't know if this was the brain bleed or the hangover.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:19, Reply)

That must have been a hell of a hit, what happened?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Someone threw a botfly at her really hard

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Now come on PoD, what have I told you doing this again?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:28, Reply)

If you aim just right
You can get it in the ear.

This isn't how botflys work anyway.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Isn't it base of the skull? How do tey work?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)

If I'm correct, they don't directly 'infect' you
They lay eggs on other insects; when that other insect bites you, the botfly eggs go in. Lovely stuff.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Ugh, that's vile

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Yet a bit cool
And a lot ingenious.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:48, Reply)

That too!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:49, Reply)

...erm, I don't know?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Never good

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Drink Related?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:08, Reply)

We're not quite sure
it was much too violent compared to what she'd drunk.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Not good at all
Same thing happened to a friend of mine last Halloween. Hope your friend is OK.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:21, Reply)

hilarious and lovely characters from 'Skins'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:12, Reply)

You haven't even met this lot!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:14, Reply)

I'm right though, am I not?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:15, Reply)

I'm not too sure, I don't watch Skins
But I don't think we're "cool" and "indie" enough. You should see some of my other friends. One has a stag's head and a running horse tattoo'd onto his arm.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Do you think I watch it?
I am just dimly aware of it as being a 'youth' programme and as such referenced it in a self-mocking 'I am old' way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Besides, most of them are too straight-laced to do drugs.
And then there are a couple, heaven forfend, who think it's COOL and bang on about it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:22, Reply)

I will gladly sleep with all of them
apart from the blokes.

Maybe we could make one of our films about it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Not even pretty, girly, Josh?
Remember, I tried to set you up with FHSP. AND YOU SAID NO BECAUSE SHE WAS ONLY 19.

Edit: and you had self respect
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Well, she is a third of his age...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:29, Reply)

I could have fathered her at 17. I'm fucking depressed now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Cheer up bbz.
What do you have planned for Thursday? Anything nice?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Fuck all.
Work. Cry. That sort of thing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:34, Reply)

I'm still not buying you that cognac, you know.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:36, Reply)

I know you are really.
You trickster, you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Youngest I've ever been with was 3 1/2 years younger than me

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:33, Reply)

That's because you're about 9, you little cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:34, Reply)

I'm one of the youngest here, this never fails to amuse me!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:38, Reply)

-taps foot, shakes head-

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Tee hee
Well, I've got you, Applebite, Amberl and Poppet younger than me, so it's not all bad!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:40, Reply)

You're all cunts.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Yes, yes we are
But don't forget, you're not the oldest here!

I think that's Roota
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I'd have fathered her at 11
and rather than feeling miserable about it, I'm pretty sure that would've made me some kind of hero.
( Kroney, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I'd have been 3

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:47, Reply)

he has a stag's head?
That must make it difficult to buy hats.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:45, Reply)

You mean they're
highly sexed, barely dressed jail bait?
( Kroney, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Frankly yes I do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Sounds like every bash I've ever been to.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Fuck me I've been going to the wrong ones.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Told you to come to the Todmorden one.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:33, Reply)

I thought it was a trap.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:34, Reply)

It was
But you'd have enjoyed it anyway
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Well then
I don't really see where the problem is.
( Kroney, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:36, Reply)

I'd rather be on a dessert island
It would be far better all round.

I'm happy that my eye no longer feels like it's going to explode, which is always a plus. Who would have known you can strain the muscles in your eye...
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Have you tried Deep Heat?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Heat throat
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Deep Heat on your eye would be one of the sorest things ever
Also, you left that one wide open to strikethroughs, as shown my Monty.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:16, Reply)

I'm not just your Monty
I am everybody's Monty


/fryandlaurie
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:18, Reply)

WTF happened there?!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Techno freakout, is the term, I think.
It was rather alarming, was it not?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Indeed it was sir. I almost dropped my monocle!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Egad! The very thought of it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Total manslag

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Well, I messed that typing up and no mistake

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Innit blud?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:35, Reply)