oooh I taste the bland cucumber water
not evilness. I'm upset now, I'm missing out.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:58, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

you're not
I can't eat a sandwich made with a knife that has touched cucumber, can't eat something that has had cucumber in it that has subsequently been removed.

Curiously though, I love pickled gherkins
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:01, Reply)

maybe something has to be a certain amount of vileness before you'll eat it
maybe you don't like cucumber because it's not bitter and disgusting enough.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:02, Reply)

But he thinks it is bitter and disgusting
It's just us normal people who find it bland and cucumbery
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:04, Reply)

it's not bitter as such
just really vile. Doesn't taste like anything else I can think of.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:05, Reply)

But at least you can eat cucumber and enjoy it.
Apparently it causes most people to burp a lot. Can't say it has that effect on me.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:02, Reply)