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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Everyone hates Christmas
I just waited half an hour until the other two women in my office had gone out so I wouldn't have to make them a brew. I hate the brew rotation, no one makes it how I like it and I have to make loads whenever I want one. What do you hate doing at work that's not actually work related?

Alternatively: what's the worst thing you've ever eaten? I've eaten shark, it was disgusting.

EDIT: Oh BGB no! I stepped on you, I'm so sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:31, 295 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
these sweets that tasted like fucking soap right.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:37, Reply)
Cherry lips tasted like soap

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:39, Reply)
They did and all!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:39, Reply)
parma violets?
I really like them.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:40, Reply)
Nah I don't dig those.
They taste of Lily of the Valley perfume.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:41, Reply)
nom nom

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:42, Reply)
You like the taste of nans

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:43, Reply)
Beat me to it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:46, Reply)
Eh up

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:46, Reply)

to it off please
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:51, Reply)
oh yeah they're gross
I can't do fizzy either. Fizzy upset me. Wiggy always gets pick and mix at the cinema and puts all the fizzy sweets on top so I can't steal.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:41, Reply)
no fizzy, no spicy...
You're just a massive farter, aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:40, Reply)
girls don't do that silly
we parp rainbows and poop cinnamon whirls.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:48, Reply)
Probably pie and mash from Manzies
it was the blandest food I've ever tasted and I haven't a clue what was in the pie.

I've had shark-fin soup and that was a disappointment, not disgusting, just a bit underwhelming, expensive and ethically dubious.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:38, Reply)
I had an actual shark chunk. It tasted like off tuna
something to do with the ammonia in their skin. It was years ago on my dad's ship, but it's still a bit ethically questionable.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:42, Reply)
I've had shark and it was alright
not as nice as tuna or marlin though, but nicer than swordfish
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:49, Reply)
lawyers and sharks don't normally eat one another
something to do with professional ethics
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:50, Reply)
hehe

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:56, Reply)
Trying to look busy whilst dossing on here.
I ate a cow pat when I was a baby. Worst thing I recollect eating as an adult though is mustard. It is vile in every way.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:39, Reply)
a cow pat?!
what possessed you?

Having said that, I don't understand kids who eat dirt and worms and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:43, Reply)
I was 3 or something I have no clue about it but there is a photo of me doing it.
My dad took a picture but didn't stop me!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:46, Reply)
oh man
don't be dissing mustard. Not only do I fucking love mustard, but Monty does too.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:44, Reply)
Everyone normal likes
mustard.

Fact.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:45, Reply)
Your record is intact
cause I am not normal.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:48, Reply)
only the thick coarse grainy stuff
that manky bright yellow abomination can go fuck itself
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:51, Reply)
it's all shite ratchet.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:51, Reply)
I am so utterly unsurprised that you,
beacon of ignorance and bad taste, do not like mustard.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:55, Reply)

I don't like peas either.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:56, Reply)
i actually agree with this
horrible things. by themselves anyway. they are ok in something. like a samosa.

mmm. samosas.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:57, Reply)
not as nice as Pakoras.
I recently discovered these little Indian parcels of lushness. What's wrong with ratchet? it's a nice nickname.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:59, Reply)
one flew over the cuckoo's nest!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:05, Reply)
I lolled, knowing he probs didn't realise his own joke.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:08, Reply)
Thank GOD he's not a teacher or training to be one or anything.
That would be terrible, having such a dimwit responsible for the education of others whilst being in such desperate need of some himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:09, Reply)
Yeah it would be a shame if the reception class weren't up on
literary greats.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:11, Reply)
this is a good comeback, well done!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:22, Reply)
It's only taken me 6 months
*validation*
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:25, Reply)
Never read it.
Nor watched the film, despite owning both. I will look into my error.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:10, Reply)

error own arsehole
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:12, Reply)
how?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:12, Reply)
I will leave that up to you
but I imagine a mirror would be your friend in this instance.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:16, Reply)
I wonder what horrors await in that tunnel of doom.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:20, Reply)
her name was Nurse Ratched?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:12, Reply)
aye!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:21, Reply)
Fair enough then!!
I still like Ratchet as a nickname though. It's one of those books I always look at on the shelf and put off reading. And go and re read a Stephen King or something.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Stephen King Sweet Valley High
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:40, Reply)
I'm worried now as that rings a bell?
*googling*

edit - bugger off!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)
I think it's acceptable to have watched the show
them were some fit twins.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:49, Reply)
Better than Sister Sister anyway
they were two fugly sisters!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:51, Reply)
I loved sister sister!
Tia was fitter than Tamara.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:08, Reply)
I think I would rather have shagged Roger.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:13, Reply)
My grandad likes that fiery yellow stuff
And he says "Sheila, where's my moo-taard?"
Also, grainy stuff in mashed potato noms.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:52, Reply)
yes and in mayonnaise
mustard mayo is awesome.

ratchet??? not a flattering comparison...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:55, Reply)
Mustard mayo and ham. Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:57, Reply)
oh totally the potato thing
nommage
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:57, Reply)
Erratum.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:54, Reply)
monty my monty
it's not often i don't get you. but this is that occasion. i blame the hangover. please to indulge and explain??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:56, Reply)
I want nothing more than to indulge your every desire, you know that, dear heart.
I believe your last statement to contain an error.

All mustards have some merit - even French's American hot dog mustard.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:58, Reply)
that's ok
sometimes i like it when you treat me mean
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:06, Reply)
Likewise.
For I am, you see, a COLOSSAL PERVERT.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:08, Reply)
animal, vegetable or mineral
you'll do anything to anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:10, Reply)
Will do.
HAVE DONE.
WILL DO SO AGAIN GIVEN THE CHANCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:11, Reply)
a HUGELY
important feature of any man
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:18, Reply)
he's saying
YOU ARE WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:59, Reply)
I am , but politely.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:01, Reply)
fuck off
Colman's English is the finest condiment going.

You lot are just fucking pansies with defective tastebuds
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:55, Reply)
if you were vegetarian
what the fuck would you smear that shit on? a veggie lasagne?

so you and the colman's can stick it up one another's cheesy bellends!!!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:57, Reply)
A little mustard in the cheese sauce on a lasagne is fucking NOM

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:57, Reply)
I would make a lasagne tasty enough to not require additional condiments
it compliments pork and beef superbly, and that is what I use it for.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:58, Reply)
Anything with a cheese sauce can be pepped up with mustard:
cauliflower and macaroni cheese both benefit hugely from some fiery English mustard.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:00, Reply)
LIES
why ruin a perfectly lovely cheese sauce with the devils knob butter?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:03, Reply)
interesting
i like it spicy
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:05, Reply)
*Roger Moore eyebrow yet again*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:14, Reply)
Since you ravaged that poor B3tan a few weeks ago, you've become very frisky.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:16, Reply)
I know. It's ghastly isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:17, Reply)
Well it's certainly prooves that deep down you're just a normal hot blooded guy.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:20, Reply)
I was better off when I was retired, I fear.
Womankind certainly was.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:24, Reply)
i like it

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:20, Reply)
Am I the only one who doesn't know who it is?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:27, Reply)
It's Crow.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:29, Reply)
Never pictured you as a bumder Boycey


Not sure why not though...
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:30, Reply)
LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)
LOL?
You fucking sicken me.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:51, Reply)
It was an ironolol, you fool.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:09, Reply)
Still dangerous, but I'll let you off.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:41, Reply)
smooth!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:17, Reply)
cucumber or banana
fucking revolting.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:39, Reply)
I don't see the point of cucumbers
I had a depressing banana yesterday too.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:41, Reply)
have you lost your mind?
not only are they delicious, they're phallic
and I know every man on here likes having a swollen member in their mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:42, Reply)
they are both fucking repugnant
in appearance, smell, taste and texture.

I'd rather eat a frenchman than cucumber or banana
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:43, Reply)
if you love france so much why don't you marry it

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:44, Reply)

ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:49, Reply)
I only bloody went and clicked that didn't I.
*engages brain*
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:57, Reply)
it wasn't the horse website, what's your problem?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:09, Reply)
No problem but it was obviously a bollocks link
and I just clicked away like a goon.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:12, Reply)
it's not

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:16, Reply)
takes me straight to an error page every time?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:21, Reply)
BUT WHHHHYYYYY
i'm reading it just fine
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:25, Reply)
Might be work pc's
who knows?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)
Just when I think you have scaled the zenith of stupidity....

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:20, Reply)
sssh now arrogant old man, it doesn't work on my pc
btw you can shove that bottle of Chateau Nouef de Bastard up your wrinkly old anus!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:22, Reply)
*bends over*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:24, Reply)

*goes blind and catatonic*
No human eyes should see that bloodied, shrivelled mess.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:29, Reply)
+again

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:30, Reply)
It's totally real, I promise
It's a brilliant website. Don't know why you're getting an error. Maybe you're not cool enough to read it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:26, Reply)
Just gone on the old phone and it works from there.
My apologies for being a double belmer.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)
I can't believe you would think I would trick you with a fake website

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)
not now I'm in BLAK anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:44, Reply)
exactly
we need a gang sign.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:52, Reply)
the first image from a google search for 'BLAK'
cdn.pitchfork.com/media/1102-once-you-go-blak.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:55, Reply)
where did you find that picture of me?!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:08, Reply)
Hahahahahahah
How goes BFF?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:44, Reply)
not bad ta
how are you?

missing you around these parts
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:46, Reply)
Oh THOSE parts, eh?
I'm happy puppy like.
All going well with you?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:47, Reply)
I had to resist the urge to point downwards
yeah, not bad. apart from being made to go on secondment at the end of October. Shouldn't be too bad, and hopefully may be profitable though.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:48, Reply)
how long is the secondment and is it somewhere far?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:49, Reply)
3 months, 3-4 days a week, about 70 miles

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:49, Reply)
Suckio
But handy money for the upcoming nuptials innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:50, Reply)
yeah
as long as I can get a car sorted for it and some non-shit accommodation it won't be too bad. been pretty bored at work recently so a change should help.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:54, Reply)
A change has done me good like

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:56, Reply)
glad to hear it
it'll mean I'm on here a lot less too, which will probably be good for most of this lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:57, Reply)
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:00, Reply)
bananas are lovely
I have a whole bunch on my desk right now, just waiting to be deliciously enjoyed.

I'm with you on the cucumber though, it's a stupid flavour.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:43, Reply)
bananas are fucking horrible
I hate them.

and cucumbers. The taste of cucumber is strong, and fucking vile.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:44, Reply)
*points at supertaster*
Ha ha - cucumbers taste of nothing to me, except mild cucumbery water.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:52, Reply)
means you might be missing out on tasting other stuff though
"in 1931, scientists have identified an organic substance Phenylthiocarbamide - often simply called PTC - that either tastes bitter, or is completely tasteless depending on the genetic makeup of the individual."
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:54, Reply)
Brussels sprouts are a case in point
I love them. But my dad insists they taste really bitter and unpleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:55, Reply)
strangely I love brussels sprouts
it's really only cucumber of the green veg/fruit that disgust me.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:57, Reply)
CUCUMBER IS FAB.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:58, Reply)
We're talking about eating it...

(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:59, Reply)
Are we?
Sorry! my mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:04, Reply)
Hmm
Must be a different compound then. I'm trying to remember - are they called alkaloids, or flavinoids or something?

*calls for biochemist to help*

Edit - come to think of it, aubergines taste like sick to me. But maybe they're just like that anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:59, Reply)
oooh I taste the bland cucumber water
not evilness. I'm upset now, I'm missing out.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:58, Reply)
you're not
I can't eat a sandwich made with a knife that has touched cucumber, can't eat something that has had cucumber in it that has subsequently been removed.

Curiously though, I love pickled gherkins
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:01, Reply)
maybe something has to be a certain amount of vileness before you'll eat it
maybe you don't like cucumber because it's not bitter and disgusting enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:02, Reply)
But he thinks it is bitter and disgusting
It's just us normal people who find it bland and cucumbery
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:04, Reply)
it's not bitter as such
just really vile. Doesn't taste like anything else I can think of.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:05, Reply)
But at least you can eat cucumber and enjoy it.
Apparently it causes most people to burp a lot. Can't say it has that effect on me.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:02, Reply)
Buying cakes for the office
when it's MY fucking birthday. I hate that. This has been documented before, yet it never fails to fill me with rage whenever I think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:44, Reply)
but it doesn't make any fucking sense the other way around
once a week-ish someone buys cake for the office, lovely. If everybody bought you cake on your birthday you'd explode.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:05, Reply)
I hate one lad who every time I ask if he's out of the Order Book (shared document), he'll respond with "Have you got any lemonade?"
From that stupid fucking Milk advert with the scouse lads. Cockend.

Alt Q: Liver. Ugh blech *vomits*
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:44, Reply)
That's pretty annoying.
I hate bland pleasantries at work. I just hate small talk in general. I hate when people say "hi, y'alright?" as they walk into the next room. I don't answer and they don't care or even notice. And if I say hi back (without any question regarding their health) they'll retort with "yeah not bad" even when I haven't asked the fucking question.

I hate discussing the weather, payday, what I did at the weekend and how expensive things are nowadays.

BLAND PLEASANTRIES ARE POINTLESS!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:47, Reply)
The rule on pleasantries here are simple
If you're speaking to a lad, it must contain at least one swearword.
If you're speaking to a woman, she should be honoured that you dare to lower yourself to her level, and speak to her without spitting on her first. Also, you can't swear at them. Wusses.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:49, Reply)
And if you're speaking to a woman
You shouldn't stare at her tits.

Better to look her straight in the eye, until she looks away, then glance down
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:55, Reply)
Precisely

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:58, Reply)
the telecoms guy is talking to me about how expensive the food was at a theme park he was at over the weekend
ARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)
I used to work at McD's
The employee discount card was joyful for theme park days, just give it to your mates, and take it in turns to go up for meals.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)
I ate yak tongue when in Tibet. Fucking disgusting.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:45, Reply)
Did you say 'YAK!' when you ate it?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:45, Reply)
Don't talk back

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:49, Reply)
*sax*

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:50, Reply)
*dances*

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:51, Reply)
*chases scantily clad girls at high speed*

(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:52, Reply)
YM!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:45, Reply)
I don't think there's much I hate about work just that my boss can be a dick at times
I'm not keen on sushi, tuna is nast and once I accidently drank milk out of the carton that had gone bad. Never ever ever drink out of the carton.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:46, Reply)
Oh god I've done that
'I'll just check if this milk is off by drinking it'. It stays in your mouth for aaaaaaaaaaages.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:48, Reply)
I always sniff it first
It is a good rule to follow with a lot of things in life
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:49, Reply)
massivedrugslolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:51, Reply)
Ere, you know I didn't mean that!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:53, Reply)
lesbians do the swoop n sniff

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:55, Reply)
does it put the freshness back, by any chance?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:05, Reply)
Haha!
Monty in advertising earworm shocker.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:07, Reply)
I imagine it's a freshness check

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:14, Reply)
I like Christmas
It's happy, and colorful, and makes the cold a bit more bearable. And it means 2 weeks off work in Tenerife, with family and friends, eating good food and drinking. I don't understand what's wrong with it.

The worst thing I've ever had... well... The only food I hate are artichokes. And the sauce of the callos (beef belly). Anything spicy I don't like, really.

Ah! And hello, BFF! Did you have a good time?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:49, Reply)
Hello!
Yes thanks. We did the volcano thing like you suggested, it was beautiful. We didn't get to go all the way to the top because of the permit requirement but we got to the sight-seeing tower thingy.

How are you? Haven't seen you much of late!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:00, Reply)
I've been on holidays myself
and came back yesterday. I'm tired and busy.

I'm glad you enjoyed your holidays. I read that you did the catamaran trip too. Was it good?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:21, Reply)
it was brilliant, my favourite bit of the week definitely.
We saw pilot whales and some dolphins as well. The scuba divers saw a sea turtle but I was just swimming so it looked like a rock to me. It was good though, how was your hols?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:29, Reply)
Andouillette. By a country mile.
Some of you may know that I fucking LOVE sausages (don't bother with the strikethroughs) and plan to write a book on them - but andouilette is the rankest, most stomach-churning piece of filth ever to pass my lips.

Smells literally like shit and tastes exactly how one might imagine shit to taste like, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:51, Reply)
I had some cheese like that once
In Heidelberg.

It smelt of dog shit.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:53, Reply)
Harking back to an earlier question
I just had to google that

They look fucking horrible!!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:54, Reply)
Why would anyone eat something that smelt of poo?
This is why I don't trust the French.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:03, Reply)
Your not the only one to dislike these shit in a skin sausages:
www.mcmuffin.co.uk/mr_and_mrs_mcmuffin/2005/10/andouillette.html
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:24, Reply)
byeeeee y'all

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:58, Reply)
later tater

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:00, Reply)
gooooooodbyeeee my looooooooovee!!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:01, Reply)
liver disgusts me

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:00, Reply)
so this! My grandad had it every morning with onions and kidneys. Stank so much.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:01, Reply)
oh this this this this
bleeeuuurrgghhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:02, Reply)
You are deranged.
Foie gras is one of the finest foodstuffs on this fair planet.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:03, Reply)
damn right
I've said it before, but I'd happily stuff a goose to death myself so I could eat its liver
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:04, Reply)
Vom!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:06, Reply)
calf's or lamb's liver is minging
but foie gras is one of the tastiest things I've ever had the pleasure to consume, and I can't dislike liver too much because I love paté
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:11, Reply)
Just can't do it.
I used to love pate as well (don't know how to do accents) Offal in general just doesnt appeal.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:19, Reply)
accents - for the common ones it's CTRL-ALT-letter
I'm not a big fan in general, but I cannot stress enough how delicious foie gras is.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:20, Reply)
It's a fucking revelation.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:25, Reply)

not as good as chicken wings mate. And they come in a bucket. In your face foie gras.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:27, Reply)
you have no idea
I wasn't aware of how good things could taste until I had foie gras for the first time.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:29, Reply)
stop it now you sound like you an alzheimers patient.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)
Tastes even nicer in a bucket.
With baked beans on too, I should imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)
that's disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:15, Reply)
not when compared to how delicious foie gras is

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:16, Reply)
I'd happily goose Vipros
to death so I could eat his liver.

*Lecter teeth sucking noise*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:17, Reply)
ooo I say!
maybe I'd let you ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:18, Reply)
BUT WHAT WINE WOULD YOU HAVE

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:21, Reply)
as the main course I feel it is my duty to recommend a wine
I'd go with a full-bodied red. A merlot perhaps, or a good quality cabernet shiraz
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:24, Reply)
What about a nice Chianti?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:26, Reply)
not overly fond of Italian wines I have found

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)
Have your mind
opened by a friend who wants to eat your liver.

This stuff is the business www.rannochscott.co.uk/italian-wine/a-mano-primitivo-di-puglia-2007-814487-225059-429278.php
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)
I was actually going to caveat my statement with "except possibly primitivo"

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)
foie gras is delicious
But to eat it I have to not think of liver. In any other context liver is revolting
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)
faggots?
I'll eat them but I won't eat liver.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:27, Reply)
You're a stylish and tasteful man.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)
me again!
don't like wine either. Or lager.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)
What do you drink then?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)
Cider, or some shorts.
I don't drink a great deal to be honest. Prefer getting high.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:33, Reply)
You should try drinking Double JDs with a bottle of Crabbies, topping up the glass when it runs low
It's called a 'Mel', and gets you off your face.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:35, Reply)

I will usually pound Gin and Tonic before switching to sambuca if not on the cider. What's Crabbies?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:36, Reply)
It's what you have on your testes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:37, Reply)
your mums lips?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:38, Reply)
Alcoholic ginger ale

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:51, Reply)
I had some of that Crabbie's alcoholic ginger beer recently
I was dissapointed in it really, neither gingery enough or beery enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:55, Reply)
sounds good, I love ginger beer.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:56, Reply)

love am completely
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:05, Reply)
it's only gay if you push back

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:12, Reply)
Once again, you are ignorant.
www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/slang/ginger_beer
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:34, Reply)
Spunk, I'll be bound.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:33, Reply)
Barolo is superb.
I like Sangiovese di Romagna as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:33, Reply)
I suspect that I haven't sampled enough of them
my experience is based mainly on a case of assorted italian wines I received. They were all a bit odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:35, Reply)
What was the name of that barrel rolling thing you were telling us about the other week?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:36, Reply)
tar barrels
rolling is bit of a misnomer because they carry them on their backs
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:46, Reply)
do you have the link again
I am trying to sell the idea to someone and am not doing it justice.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:50, Reply)
yer tis
www.otterytarbarrels.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:11, Reply)
good man
thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:17, Reply)
Montepulciano D'Abruzzo
Is absolutely delicious
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:35, Reply)
Innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:55, Reply)
puke
really
just
bleurgh
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:26, Reply)
Ugh
I saw a diseased liver recently on a BBC3 program about alcoholic drinks. The thing was huge and a dark green colour.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:24, Reply)
Let me introduce myself,
I'm Kitty Dundee: Goose Hunter.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)
^This
And kidney too. HATE.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:05, Reply)
Devilled kidneys and a bloody mary make a great hangover breakfast.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:18, Reply)
In Bizarro world maybe.
Back on planet Normo a can of coke, strawberry milkshake and a spliff will suffice.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:20, Reply)
I love the stuff
Liver, bacon, onions and mash is a favourite of mine.

Kidneys I like too but they're annoying to prepare.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:06, Reply)
Liver is great
Fried for 6 minutes, with onions. Delicious.

And so cheap too - I used to eat lots of it as a student!
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:06, Reply)
Liver is vile
Steak and Kidney is awesome though
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:12, Reply)
Liver is stunning
get out. Even lambs liver is nice when cooked properly.

Chicken liver salad too. Om nom nom nom.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:13, Reply)
oh himjim

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:22, Reply)
I had you down
as a cosmopolitan, urbane gourmet. You're probably eating Parmo as we speak.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:26, Reply)
*cancels surprise booking at St John, Smithfield*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)
I want to go there.
I fucking love meat.

Edit: Fry up some red onion and pancetta, add halved lamb's kidneys, fry a bit longer, pour everything (including bloody juices) over a bowl of peppery watercress. BEST SALAD EVER.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:34, Reply)
I had squirrel on toast there once.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:35, Reply)
O_O

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:37, Reply)
gunsquirrelniggerpissthebedlolz?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:38, Reply)
I've yet to get there, but the man Henderson's books are full of good stuff.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)
It's su-fucking-perb.
Their 'Bread & Wine' offshoot at Spitalfields less so.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:40, Reply)
oh monty

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:22, Reply)
Yum!
My mother makes a brilliant Brunswick Stew.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:42, Reply)
I like your mum.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:58, Reply)
That's what SHE said!
Badum-tish.

Oh, wait, I'm not meant to make "mum" jokes about my own mother, am I...
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:24, Reply)
Sounds like a fantastic salad.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)
Especially as it's mostly offal!

(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:46, Reply)
Banana
at work the tea is done in a very friendly informal way. Oh and Chris just bought doughnuts in.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:06, Reply)
Good old Chris.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)
I fucking love Chris

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:54, Reply)
The worst thing I've ever eaten was Jerusalem Artichokes.
Disgusting, and they went through my bowels faster than an express train.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)
I had these in America.
They were OK but a bit of a faff to eat. I get the ones in jars now.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)
Do you mean globe artichokes?
Which are rather nice. Jerusalem ones are like little spuds.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:34, Reply)
I had the ones where you have to peel all the leaves off and scrape off the flesh.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:35, Reply)
Globe then.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:37, Reply)
Crenelles.
Fucking FISH sausages!

The shape of frankfurters, the colour of slightly-off pus, and the texture of a jelly that's been made with vomit and fish instead of jelly and hot water.

EDIT: I'm not sure how they're spelt, but it's pronounced "Crenelles" in a heavy french accent.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:33, Reply)
You are making this up. Please tell me this is a joke.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:35, Reply)
They're French.
But they're real.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:37, Reply)
slightly off pus?
Oh man that produces a disgusting visual image.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:37, Reply)
Are you sure you weren't eating used condoms?
again
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)
*spits out chewing gum*

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:48, Reply)
Sometimes I manage to revolt myself
*revolts*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:50, Reply)
as a straight man
i'm guessing you've never had a condom in your mouth!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:51, Reply)
well nasty innit

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:53, Reply)
utterly rank

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:56, Reply)
oh god condoms taste horrible
and you can feel the plasticy rubberness and it's gross and oh god I hate them.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:54, Reply)
The inside tastes even worse
-winces-
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:04, Reply)
*shakes head*

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:09, Reply)
No
but I remember being given some minty ones as a student and I was tempted to give one a good chew. I didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:55, Reply)
blowjobs with condoms
are like eating your sandwiches still in the packet
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:57, Reply)
that someone else has thoughtfully spit all over
after licking a corroded car battery
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:58, Reply)
How would you know the last bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:01, Reply)
why don't you swirl one around in your mouth and give me a better discription

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:04, Reply)
No thanks,
It is just the corroded car battery analogy I was interested in. Do you lick them for a hobby?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:12, Reply)
no but I imagine they taste acidic and disgusting
a bit like a condom
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:15, Reply)
Ok then.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:18, Reply)
you should probably just pop one in your mouth and tell me what you think

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:26, Reply)
That's why I prefer to place them over my head and inflate them with my nose*
*Disclaimer: I have never done this
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:59, Reply)
lies!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:09, Reply)
Graham Greene calls them "French Letters" in one of his books
What a marvellous term.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:14, Reply)
i'd heard that
didn't know it came from graham greene though.

you are a perpetual source of enlightenment
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:21, Reply)
I don't think he made that up.
It was common parlance at one point.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:23, Reply)
I don't think he coined the phrase
but it was new to me
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:31, Reply)
Fairly pointless from the chap's perspective too.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:01, Reply)
not if i'm in charge!
still better without though.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:09, Reply)
I cannot think of a reply to this that falls on the acceptable side of smutty.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:22, Reply)
which is the acceptable side though?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:27, Reply)
Debonair and a touch racy, without having recourse
to 'man hanging off scaffolding leering'?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:35, Reply)
we'd be talking about the best blow job ever
A little bit of neanderthal speechlessness is to be expected
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:41, Reply)
I'll be the judge of that
(if there is a God)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:00, Reply)
no
you wouldn't have strength or breath to judge anything!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:01, Reply)
Never say never my dear!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:56, Reply)
Pretty sure.
My mother fed them to me, and eccentric as my family can be, I don't think they'd be that eccentric.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:23, Reply)

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