What the fuck's wrong with blue?
I like blue.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:43, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I used to write in blue pen in school
even now I've switched to black it's a bit weird.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)

It doesn't really highlight
as much as make the words underneath harder to see. Well, mine does anyway. Orange is probably the best highlighter colour.
(berk, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)

It goes black when you xerox it.
Looks like a letter from prison.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:46, Reply)

When you WHAT it?
*seethes*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:48, Reply)

photocopy
I suppose you don't hoover, or something else I can't think of either?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:51, Reply)

He doesn't hoover
His manservant does.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:53, Reply)

He hoovers with his willy?
He has a self sucking cock?

*explodes*
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:56, Reply)

I don't Hoover
I vacuum. I've never Hoovered.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:55, Reply)

I vacuum

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Ok pedantic ones.
I assume you mean you have a machine that lowers the air pressure by only a tiny amount and nowhere near a vacuum, which is used to clear dust from household surfaces.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:59, Reply)

but it's called a vacuum cleaner so that's what I call it.
I understand the point you're making with the xerox thing, but it's not the norm to say xerox instead of photocopy unless you're American. We don't turn every brand name into a verb. I don't HP my letters, I print them. I don't Nokia someone, I phone them.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:01, Reply)

^What she says

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:03, Reply)

I guess I've been badly brought up.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:09, Reply)

It's merely a generational thing, Bartles.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:45, Reply)