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( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:07, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Ooh I hope I get to feature in one of those adverts
I'll start practicing my look of pain and shock for the re-enactment footage.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:09, Reply)

*weeps* my hand is fucked from a MASSIVE papercut
I can no longer enjoy my exercise of poledancing, leading me to being a fat hateful mess = ,, ((
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:12, Reply)

you know in films where the character has to make a blood payment
they always cut their hand on the palm. Surely that's the most inconvenient place to cut themselves, especially since they're usually about to have a massive fight with someone?

Sorry, that has no relevance to what you just said. Poledancing and cakes and hats and skinny jeans yay!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:17, Reply)

I always thought the same thing
plus it is just a hot spot for dirt and sweat. It would itch like hell.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:20, Reply)

I've thought that
you'd be constantly reopening the wound too.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:24, Reply)

It must be a movie thing
I will look into it when I leave work. Which is in 4 minutes.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Plus you really risk slicing your tendons
Rendering your hand as limp as Crowsephine's wrists.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:33, Reply)

I do sometimes wish stuff like that would happen, it would amuse me greatly
Like maybe have James Bond hit by a car at the beginning of the film.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Have you seen Feast?
Schlocky creature feature, definitely doesn't take itself serious.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:39, Reply)

no, I'll give it a looksee if I remember
I enjoyed Slither though, that mocks itself quite well. Plus Nathan Fillion HAWT!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I concede that he is
I enjoyed that film.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:58, Reply)