Does that mean
That if Mr Big Stuff is a real person I must wear clogs and eat tulips?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:53, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

sure. or ill owe you a pint

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:57, Reply)

I'll need to wear a hat as well.
A dutch cap. Or is that something else?

Let's clarify the stakes here - Mr Big Stuff. Workboresme, or not?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:59, Reply)

no
But I can't remember what they've posted. Any crazy fake sounding other half?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:24, Reply)

Not here regularly enough to know
But all the shite about getting the door kicked in after an alleged bout of vandalism is very WBM.

Just a thought, like.

Possibly a bone for the more regular denizens to gnaw on.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:28, Reply)

lets put it to detective roota

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:30, Reply)

I'm giving a tentative thumbs-up to The Disappointed here.
This morning I was wondering whose puppet would make up such a pile of bullshit. I looked at the timing of the account creation and thought, "Hmmm, maybe not my old nemesis, Baroness Munchausen after all..."
But now someone else has thought it, well, that's enough for me right now. But I'm high on hot toddies.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:34, Reply)

oh man when will she quittit

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:35, Reply)

Never.
B3ta matters a lot to her.
She would argue that it matters a lot to me. But I don't make up fake lives and call the observers saddos for interacting with these characters.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:38, Reply)

making up an entire fake life twice is beyond sad

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:42, Reply)

Let's reserve judgement until she 'confesses'* and 'apologises'** again
*Reveals her cunning deception
** Says sorry a few times then turns batshit bonkers when nobody pets her for being so brave and apologetic
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:45, Reply)

can we hound until this happens?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:47, Reply)

I think it's the decent thing to do really
That, and pull up a good seat for some ultra-flouncing.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:48, Reply)

Well yes...
But Big Stuff has not returned since everyone called it balls, so we might not get a chance.
Until it's 'his' usual posting time and we're all in bed.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:49, Reply)

Is it not commonly what criminals do
To weave their way into someone's life, sleep with them, steal from them, then blow their head off?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:45, Reply)

Was it this guy that was saying police smashed his door in and dragged him off to a cell somewhere?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:38, Reply)

Yeah.
I mean, I knew it was a pile of cack, but I have to admit that I didn't know who it was.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:40, Reply)

The only plus point
Was that I got to say he got his door smashed in. I hope it was his back door.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:41, Reply)

haha nice entrance pod

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:42, Reply)

Better than his is looking

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:44, Reply)

Hahaha!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:45, Reply)

click

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:46, Reply)

Perhaps we will find out in the morning.
If this story holds water or not.

Sees you later alligator.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:48, Reply)

Thanks for the validation
I'm not here too often so I'm happy to hand the arrest to Detective Roota.

All of that post smells of plocky, I'm afraid.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:43, Reply)

No no, son.
I don't have the time or the energy these days.
We all knew it was bullshit, but you were the one who noticed that it might our old friend batshitrogersme.
Keep up the good work.
(I'm not sure my gazbox can handle the negative karma generated by another session of mine and roger's whinging at each other)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:48, Reply)

In comparison
I'm by far the older cop.

I defended WBM, as she was then, after she was attacked a while ago. I wasn't apologising for her, I was objecting to the nature of the attacks.

I stand by that - but this is someone who needs help and sympathy, not vilification.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:54, Reply)

I gave her a bit of sympathy and she went off her cake and called me pathetic
I can't stand that kind of double-dealing carry-on.
This is B3ta. You will be ridiculed.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:57, Reply)

Did she not really go properly mental at you?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:59, Reply)

Yup
But then again I went all cod-psychologist on her. And called her a cracked twat.
I didn't care about her scouse name-calling or her suggesting my life might be as sad as hers, but what I did object to was her smug "Oh yeah, pissed off cos you got sucked in by Roger?' business. Everyone knows I had to temporarily hand in my badge because I was accused of cry-wolf over that Roger fandango! Never confused!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:02, Reply)

You stuck to your guns throughout, I seem to remember
And we all doubted you, and you outdid us all. Big win for the Roota.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:03, Reply)

Well, it was all a laugh
but you know how stubborn I am. Fell for it?? I ask you...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:04, Reply)

My hunch - your hunch - could be wrong.
Oops. Two posts, one sentiment!
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:00, Reply)

My hunch - your hunch - could be wrong.
It's 13.00 in California. I expect we're being watched.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:01, Reply)

*waves*
Yoohoo!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:02, Reply)

It's your arrest
But if we're right, give me a credit to the chief cop.

I think we are though.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:16, Reply)

Of course!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:17, Reply)