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*tumbleweed*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:48, 170 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
*eats*

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:49, Reply)
*stomps*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:53, Reply)
Ha ha!
Just logged on, and had a look at what sort of shite has been posted today.

Mr Big Stuff is the latest incarnation of Workboresme, or I'm a Dutchman.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:50, Reply)
ill take that bet

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:52, Reply)
Does that mean
That if Mr Big Stuff is a real person I must wear clogs and eat tulips?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:53, Reply)
sure. or ill owe you a pint

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:57, Reply)
I'll need to wear a hat as well.
A dutch cap. Or is that something else?

Let's clarify the stakes here - Mr Big Stuff. Workboresme, or not?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:59, Reply)
no
But I can't remember what they've posted. Any crazy fake sounding other half?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:24, Reply)
Not here regularly enough to know
But all the shite about getting the door kicked in after an alleged bout of vandalism is very WBM.

Just a thought, like.

Possibly a bone for the more regular denizens to gnaw on.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:28, Reply)
lets put it to detective roota

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:30, Reply)
I'm giving a tentative thumbs-up to The Disappointed here.
This morning I was wondering whose puppet would make up such a pile of bullshit. I looked at the timing of the account creation and thought, "Hmmm, maybe not my old nemesis, Baroness Munchausen after all..."
But now someone else has thought it, well, that's enough for me right now. But I'm high on hot toddies.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:34, Reply)
oh man when will she quittit

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:35, Reply)
Never.
B3ta matters a lot to her.
She would argue that it matters a lot to me. But I don't make up fake lives and call the observers saddos for interacting with these characters.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:38, Reply)
making up an entire fake life twice is beyond sad

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:42, Reply)
Let's reserve judgement until she 'confesses'* and 'apologises'** again
*Reveals her cunning deception
** Says sorry a few times then turns batshit bonkers when nobody pets her for being so brave and apologetic
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:45, Reply)
can we hound until this happens?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:47, Reply)
I think it's the decent thing to do really
That, and pull up a good seat for some ultra-flouncing.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:48, Reply)
Well yes...
But Big Stuff has not returned since everyone called it balls, so we might not get a chance.
Until it's 'his' usual posting time and we're all in bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:49, Reply)
Is it not commonly what criminals do
To weave their way into someone's life, sleep with them, steal from them, then blow their head off?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:45, Reply)
Was it this guy that was saying police smashed his door in and dragged him off to a cell somewhere?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:38, Reply)
Yeah.
I mean, I knew it was a pile of cack, but I have to admit that I didn't know who it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:40, Reply)
The only plus point
Was that I got to say he got his door smashed in. I hope it was his back door.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:41, Reply)
haha nice entrance pod

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:42, Reply)
Better than his is looking

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:44, Reply)
Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:45, Reply)
click

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:46, Reply)
Perhaps we will find out in the morning.
If this story holds water or not.

Sees you later alligator.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:48, Reply)
Thanks for the validation
I'm not here too often so I'm happy to hand the arrest to Detective Roota.

All of that post smells of plocky, I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:43, Reply)
No no, son.
I don't have the time or the energy these days.
We all knew it was bullshit, but you were the one who noticed that it might our old friend batshitrogersme.
Keep up the good work.
(I'm not sure my gazbox can handle the negative karma generated by another session of mine and roger's whinging at each other)
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:48, Reply)
In comparison
I'm by far the older cop.

I defended WBM, as she was then, after she was attacked a while ago. I wasn't apologising for her, I was objecting to the nature of the attacks.

I stand by that - but this is someone who needs help and sympathy, not vilification.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:54, Reply)
I gave her a bit of sympathy and she went off her cake and called me pathetic
I can't stand that kind of double-dealing carry-on.
This is B3ta. You will be ridiculed.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:57, Reply)
Did she not really go properly mental at you?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:59, Reply)
Yup
But then again I went all cod-psychologist on her. And called her a cracked twat.
I didn't care about her scouse name-calling or her suggesting my life might be as sad as hers, but what I did object to was her smug "Oh yeah, pissed off cos you got sucked in by Roger?' business. Everyone knows I had to temporarily hand in my badge because I was accused of cry-wolf over that Roger fandango! Never confused!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:02, Reply)
You stuck to your guns throughout, I seem to remember
And we all doubted you, and you outdid us all. Big win for the Roota.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:03, Reply)
Well, it was all a laugh
but you know how stubborn I am. Fell for it?? I ask you...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:04, Reply)
My hunch - your hunch - could be wrong.
Oops. Two posts, one sentiment!
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:00, Reply)
My hunch - your hunch - could be wrong.
It's 13.00 in California. I expect we're being watched.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:01, Reply)
*waves*
Yoohoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:02, Reply)
It's your arrest
But if we're right, give me a credit to the chief cop.

I think we are though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:16, Reply)
Of course!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:17, Reply)
Then who is Edmund?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:52, Reply)
you are?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:53, Reply)
I pre-date Edmund

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:54, Reply)
is that the date before the real date
like the cock-gazzing bit?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:56, Reply)
pre cum surely

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:57, Reply)
if you want

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:00, Reply)
Deep down, we're ALL Edmund
I know I am.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:55, Reply)
I date-rape Edmund

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:56, Reply)
Regularly?
Or on an occasional basis?

Watch your hand now. If Edmund offers to treat repetetive wanking injuries he'll botch the job.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:04, Reply)
I've just been informed that I've really fucked some girl off.
Thing is, I've got absolutely no idea whatsoever as to what it is I've done.

Is it wrong of me to have replied to the last text message I received from her saying 'if you don't know what you've done, then I'm not telling you' with... 'Fuck off. Never contact me again'.

I'm still none the wiser. I thought the wife was mental. This is even more strange.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:53, Reply)
no i hate when women do that
Just fucking tell them men aren't fucking psychic
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:56, Reply)
She has replied with
'Don't be like that'

I've ignored her and have no intention of entering into any further communications.

You excited about your move TGB?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:58, Reply)
yes
Especially as I've been shortlisted for a job from over 450 people. No interview yet but fingers crossed
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:23, Reply)
Well done on being shortlisted.
What role are you up for?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:24, Reply)
administrator / projects assistant
Sounds like a really cool job but I'm not getting too excited..... well not too excited.
I think I'd be awesome for it though
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:28, Reply)
Well good luck with that.
**JTDF beams with pride at not mentioning boxes and a high number of people living in them in London, meaning you'd be a real asset to the capital**

Hey - you won't win the raffle if you don't buy a ticket!

That's fantastic to get short-listed from that number of people though. Is that similar work to what you're doing at the moment?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:31, Reply)
youre getting a scowl right now

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:32, Reply)
What kind of projects?
And well done on the shortlisting.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:31, Reply)
marketing stuff
And thanks you're much better than Jeff
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:33, Reply)
Sorry TGB
I have said twice that it's fantastic you've been shortlisted.

The box comment was flippant, and I wish to retract that. May I?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:36, Reply)
All that stuff seems so vague to me.
I don't mean that I think it seems easy or a non-job. I genuinely mean that it evades me how a person can actually know how to 'do' it and achieve stuff.
My landlady recently suggested djtp set up his own business and I should do his marketing. just like that. Like a person can walk from working in a library to getting ahead in marketing. What a loopy old bat.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:37, Reply)
I can't comment on the marketing side of things.
But a very rough rule of thumb for managing a project is to understand what you want to achieve and when you need to achieve it. Once you've worked that out, you can work backwards from the 'live' date to identify what you need to do and when.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:38, Reply)
Sorry.
Dullest post EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:39, Reply)
i dont think you can take that away from bobby

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:41, Reply)
*Is delighted that the scowl has lifted*
That made me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:42, Reply)
i cant stay mad at you

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:43, Reply)
*Does his Snoopy dance*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:45, Reply)
Yeah Jeff
I just topped meself.

I've handled projects to an extent, like gathering data, submitting it, acting upon the decision and seeing the physical results, but that was all very dry practical stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:42, Reply)
Needs moar 'lar'
A lot of these jobs are non-jobs though.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:44, Reply)
marketing is a bitch
I've dabbled before. You need to fully establish Target audience and ensure follow ups on everything.
But getting the right style and medium I think is down to experience
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:40, Reply)
Bloimey
I have only ever done anything like that on a tiny scale and in the context of the captive audience of an academic library.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:43, Reply)
its only a small part of the job so im hoping i can pick up only what i need to know!

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:46, Reply)
Good slogan
Good clear target audience, good product service, and don't smell awful or gurn like a window licker.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:49, Reply)
You had any more bites POD?
Got any other applications you're waiting to hear back on?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:51, Reply)
Waiting to hear back on some stuff
But the deadlines aren't for ages, so I won't hear back for ages. Spending most of my time doing photography just now instead, might frame up and try to sell some pics to bring some money in.

Or I'll sit about doing shit all, slowly wasting away. Easier, and a bit more appealing somehow.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:53, Reply)
Don't be afriad to chase any of these companies up if you're waiting.
Even if it's just a call to HR 'to confirm you've received my application' - at least that way, you'll know someone has looked at it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:56, Reply)
This is what led to my awful week
Of phoning up to see if they'd made decisions and being told that yes, they'd chosen the other people.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:57, Reply)
sadtimes but dont give up!

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:00, Reply)
They're all cocks, TGB
Massive, massive, cocks, who make me turn to cider at 11am.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:01, Reply)
Call before the deadline for applications.
Better still, is if you can find on the company website the name of the director of the business unit you are applying to.

If you mail them directly (or rather mail their PA as they are probably too important to read things themselves), at least someone - maybe a decision maker - will actually see your application.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:01, Reply)
You'll be ace
because you is young and clever
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:50, Reply)
This is a wise course of action.
By that I mean I would have done it too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:02, Reply)
I've been validated.
Thank you.

Shame, as she had nice tits. But what can you do eh?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:08, Reply)
You never know, she might show you more respect now you've shown you're assertive, hard-headed etc.
Or she might just cut her losses and carry on trying to ensnare passive saps who think with their knackers rather than their heads.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:24, Reply)
A younger me would have been that man.
Not these days. It's less about the quality of a lady's top-bollocks and more about the person.*

*But if they've got nice tits, that's a bonus. (Or so said Paul Calf).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:26, Reply)
If I know women, and I don't.
Trying to second guess them, will ultimatly fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:27, Reply)
Don't try to second guess.
Scoff enough uppers that you look interested and alert but you're too blatted to say much.

It's worked for me before.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:32, Reply)
That is very close to my technique
only without the drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:34, Reply)
With the current one
I was genuinely interested.

And I still am.

That may sound a bit B69 but without the gratuitous sex references.

After a lot of years of experimenting (and a divorce) it's really all about intellecutal stimulation.

Although tits help.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:40, Reply)
You are so right
I like having an argument (intellectual conversation) while looking at a smashing set of norks.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:43, Reply)
Though ideally, you want a bit of both.
As far as I'm concerned, if s/he's got a nice face, a nice arse and a suitably warped sense of humour, the rest is not that important.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:44, Reply)
I'm with The Disappointed
What has happened on here this evening? It's good advice and sensible comments left, right and center.

Wibble.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:54, Reply)
My calming influence.
Sadly, like the Green Cross Code Man, I can't be here all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:56, Reply)
But you're better than Bob Carolgees and his monkey
Who also did a Green Cross Code ad.

Love that GCCM reference.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:02, Reply)
That's what happens
When you let a nearly 42 year old loose with Pinot Grigiot and a late shift tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:04, Reply)
Approval.
Should you feel you need it, has been granted.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:12, Reply)
Don't think I need it really
I'm an old O/T lag and I wear it like my saggy old waxed jacket - I'm just hanging around but seasonally I re-appear.

The only thing that's never changed is my user name, which I cherish like a threadbare childhood toy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:27, Reply)
In situations like that, there is no "right" answer.
It's all falsehoods and manipulation, and the only way to win that game is not to play. Mind you, unexpectedly starting a new conversation about an unrelated and completely trivial topic is not a bad tactic.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:34, Reply)
I'm learning a lot tonight.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:36, Reply)
And me.
More than I ever got from Barbara Woodhouse.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:39, Reply)
Does she have a dog?
It might be the place to start.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:16, Reply)
Brilliant.
As far as I know, she doesn't/didn't have a dog. I hadn't thought of that. That might be it.

Should I text back with 'Look, if it's about me being a dog fucker, that's just on the internet*.'

(*and see if she buys it).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:23, Reply)
Worth a try.
If you need a reference, I'd be happy to say that you fuck dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:25, Reply)
Hang on.
This reference, will it just say 'Jeff fucks dogs' or will it be more specific than that and says 'Jeff fucks dogs on the Internet ONLY'?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:28, Reply)
jeff fucks only internet dogs

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:29, Reply)
That won't work.
If I ever get round to joining a Internet dating website and they ask me for a reference, I'll never get anywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:32, Reply)
You'll have to tell me what to write.
We can tailor it to your requirements.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:32, Reply)
A classic case of the tail wagging the dog.
Hang on. I've done myself a misservice there haven't I?

I'll give it some thought, but you need to know that I'm not racist. I like all breeds.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:34, Reply)
I think you should concentrate on the problem in hand.
And stop thinking about potential canine fuckees.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:39, Reply)
Sage.
You are a wise man.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:40, Reply)
hello jeff

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:57, Reply)
Come here to gloat?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:03, Reply)
Play up Pompey Pompey Play up
no not really. Desperate times at City though.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:05, Reply)
Desperate yes.
But it's not too late to change.

Remember that whitey you threw the other morning after too much weed and cider? You do? Yes? That's great.

I hope the vom came out of your nose as well you gloating, West Brom losing excuse for a trainee teacher.*

*It's only been a few hours, I'll be fine in the morning, and if I don't look at the league table again.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:09, Reply)
so is David James actually shit?
Did you go? Arsenal were good tonight even Flappyhandski was good.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:12, Reply)
Nah. Portsmouth away on a Tuesday wasn't on the cards for me.
I understand a couple of thousand travelled, most missing large parts of the first half as Portsmouth didn't expect much of an away following.

From the radio, it sounded - once again - that the back 4 (and the team in general) can't defend.

Did you see that Leeds were 4-1 up against Preston and lost 6-4?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:16, Reply)
I forgot it was away
at least Rovers lost too. Yeah that is fucking retarded. How the hell does that happen?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:19, Reply)
They probably got told by someone on the bench they were really Bristol City
and NOT Leeds.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:21, Reply)
needs a drastic improvement by christmas or.......

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:22, Reply)
The 'R' word is already being mentioned by some.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:23, Reply)
rape?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:26, Reply)
Yes.
We'll rape ourselves into the play-offs.

Fool.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:27, Reply)
rugby?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:29, Reply)
The rugby team are shit as well.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:31, Reply)
rugby is shit.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:32, Reply)
I used to love playing it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:34, Reply)
it was bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:35, Reply)
Gaymo

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:36, Reply)
He's come here to goat

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:05, Reply)
Alright Roota
how's the new job treating you?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:07, Reply)
I'm run ragged
But so far it's keeping me chipper, all that busy-ness.
How's you, Bobby Chariots?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:08, Reply)
Busy is better than bored.
All good ta, back to university soon so enjoying my last weeks of the holidays.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:10, Reply)
Our stoods are all back
Term started yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:11, Reply)
How many have pissed you off so far?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:12, Reply)
I've been totally Good Cop this year
I've been friendly and helpful (but only to students, not to staff).
In the pub, however, I've been a haridan.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:15, Reply)
I did always enjoy finding helpful uni employees
It was a rare treat though, so was appropriately savoured.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:18, Reply)
Ryder Cup is 2 mins from my campus so we have a late start
I am dreading the emo's and cool kids. I'm 28 for fucks sake I actually want to learn.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:13, Reply)
They all have interesting fucking hair this year.
A great deal, though, are chinese and therefore have thick straight glossy hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:16, Reply)
I find the Japanese on campus always dress
very well. Cool looking cats.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:20, Reply)
I read that as
Cool looking staple-cooking-ingredients.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:24, Reply)
because you've been huffing glue?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:26, Reply)
No.
I don't do the Massive Drugs around here. Or sell weed to kids.

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:28, Reply)
Ya get me blood

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:29, Reply)
You are
Daddy Freddy Bobby.

*sucks teeth*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:31, Reply)
And being busy'll help the time past faster too
Do you have a big comfy chair?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:12, Reply)
It meets requirements and goes up and down
but I wouldn't call it a big comfy chair.
The days just FLY by. And the devil can't make work for me.
Conversely, I'm gaining weight. It should be falling off.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:13, Reply)
One of my aims for work
Is to have a big comfy chair. It's not really asking much of future employers.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:17, Reply)
Start putting it on the applications

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:18, Reply)
To the office furniture companies...
Get on their mailing lists and find out when they have a sale on?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:22, Reply)
I totally might
I was considering just putting ridiculously fancy words in the applications for jobs I don't really want.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:23, Reply)
*bonnnnng*

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:30, Reply)
roota! were your ears burning?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:31, Reply)
Oh my god they must have been!
You drew me to this place, oh mystic Teejeebee
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:51, Reply)
hello all
just got back from pub. how is y'all?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:29, Reply)
stop drinking.
but hello love.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:31, Reply)
well
when in oxford, do as studentsdl.

tomorrow night have drins with barristers and fri is work leaing do. saturday onwars is teetotal! you ok mein liebe?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:33, Reply)
When in Oxford?
Get murdered and have your case investivaged by the dead bloke from The Sweeney and his sidekick Lewis.

Spannered on the ale this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:35, Reply)
all good
the arse won in europe which pleases me. You do live the high life don't ya girl. I saw a pink xbox today which made me think of your fetish.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:36, Reply)
they were all laughing at my pink laptp in class today
un a nice way though.

hello jeffster
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:38, Reply)
un a nice way
top marks there.

hello jeffy xx
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:38, Reply)
That pink obsession really is full on.
I find that weird.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:40, Reply)
not relaly
you wouldn't notice if you met me, i dont' actually WEAR pink! i justfind it more amusing to buy gadgets in pink because i find it amusing that they make them.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:42, Reply)
You are the Spinal Tap of accessorising.
Rather than having amps that go to 11, you have a GameBoy that is pink.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:45, Reply)
i actually do have a pink DSLITE if tat counts?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:46, Reply)
It does. Sadly.
You play your High School Musical game on a pink DS. Just like me little niece.

Lawyer by day. Child* by night.

*A drunk one.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:49, Reply)
i don't have hig school musical ACTUALLY
just mariokart and the braintrainig thing and some form of cardtricks.

so there!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:53, Reply)
Right.
Well I'm going to bed, I suggest you do too.

Little Miss Grumpy that you are.*

*Won't be surprised if you DO buy High School Musical for your DS.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:54, Reply)
love you really!
sleeeep well xx
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:58, Reply)
Your spelling seems to be alcohol-affected again tonight

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:36, Reply)
don't tell anyone
but i havehad quite a lot fo wine. it was because we had the reading session for tefirst years, who wree really really good, but then some member s of the public got up and my god did you neeeeeeeeeed wine to get through it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:39, Reply)

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