You'll have to tell me what to write.
We can tailor it to your requirements.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:32, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

A classic case of the tail wagging the dog.
Hang on. I've done myself a misservice there haven't I?

I'll give it some thought, but you need to know that I'm not racist. I like all breeds.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:34, Reply)

I think you should concentrate on the problem in hand.
And stop thinking about potential canine fuckees.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:39, Reply)

Sage.
You are a wise man.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:40, Reply)

hello jeff

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:57, Reply)

Come here to gloat?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:03, Reply)

Play up Pompey Pompey Play up
no not really. Desperate times at City though.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:05, Reply)

Desperate yes.
But it's not too late to change.

Remember that whitey you threw the other morning after too much weed and cider? You do? Yes? That's great.

I hope the vom came out of your nose as well you gloating, West Brom losing excuse for a trainee teacher.*

*It's only been a few hours, I'll be fine in the morning, and if I don't look at the league table again.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:09, Reply)

so is David James actually shit?
Did you go? Arsenal were good tonight even Flappyhandski was good.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:12, Reply)

Nah. Portsmouth away on a Tuesday wasn't on the cards for me.
I understand a couple of thousand travelled, most missing large parts of the first half as Portsmouth didn't expect much of an away following.

From the radio, it sounded - once again - that the back 4 (and the team in general) can't defend.

Did you see that Leeds were 4-1 up against Preston and lost 6-4?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:16, Reply)

I forgot it was away
at least Rovers lost too. Yeah that is fucking retarded. How the hell does that happen?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:19, Reply)

They probably got told by someone on the bench they were really Bristol City
and NOT Leeds.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:21, Reply)

needs a drastic improvement by christmas or.......

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:22, Reply)

The 'R' word is already being mentioned by some.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:23, Reply)

rape?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:26, Reply)

Yes.
We'll rape ourselves into the play-offs.

Fool.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:27, Reply)

rugby?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:29, Reply)

The rugby team are shit as well.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:31, Reply)

rugby is shit.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:32, Reply)

I used to love playing it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:34, Reply)

it was bollocks

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:35, Reply)

Gaymo

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:36, Reply)

He's come here to goat

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:05, Reply)

Alright Roota
how's the new job treating you?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:07, Reply)

I'm run ragged
But so far it's keeping me chipper, all that busy-ness.
How's you, Bobby Chariots?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:08, Reply)

Busy is better than bored.
All good ta, back to university soon so enjoying my last weeks of the holidays.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:10, Reply)

Our stoods are all back
Term started yesterday.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:11, Reply)

How many have pissed you off so far?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:12, Reply)

I've been totally Good Cop this year
I've been friendly and helpful (but only to students, not to staff).
In the pub, however, I've been a haridan.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:15, Reply)

I did always enjoy finding helpful uni employees
It was a rare treat though, so was appropriately savoured.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:18, Reply)

Ryder Cup is 2 mins from my campus so we have a late start
I am dreading the emo's and cool kids. I'm 28 for fucks sake I actually want to learn.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:13, Reply)

They all have interesting fucking hair this year.
A great deal, though, are chinese and therefore have thick straight glossy hair.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:16, Reply)

I find the Japanese on campus always dress
very well. Cool looking cats.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:20, Reply)

I read that as
Cool looking staple-cooking-ingredients.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:24, Reply)

because you've been huffing glue?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:26, Reply)

No.
I don't do the Massive Drugs around here. Or sell weed to kids.

:-)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:28, Reply)

Ya get me blood

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:29, Reply)

You are
Daddy Freddy Bobby.

*sucks teeth*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:31, Reply)

And being busy'll help the time past faster too
Do you have a big comfy chair?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:12, Reply)

It meets requirements and goes up and down
but I wouldn't call it a big comfy chair.
The days just FLY by. And the devil can't make work for me.
Conversely, I'm gaining weight. It should be falling off.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:13, Reply)

One of my aims for work
Is to have a big comfy chair. It's not really asking much of future employers.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:17, Reply)

Start putting it on the applications

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:18, Reply)

To the office furniture companies...
Get on their mailing lists and find out when they have a sale on?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:22, Reply)

I totally might
I was considering just putting ridiculously fancy words in the applications for jobs I don't really want.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:23, Reply)