I don't tend to wear pencil skirts
I'm not a fan of the foldy down ones, or the double tongued ones, so I'll stick to the classic boot style. In red, of course.
Em's got some that are fur lined!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:21, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I think maybe you should rethink your wardrobe

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:29, Reply)

And buy a pencil skirt?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:31, Reply)

I'd suggest some kind of skirt suit

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Hmm flash back to a year ago trying to make catface buy a tartan miniskirt

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Flash back to Edinburgh
With Catface trying to stick his hand up my kilt.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Flash back to you flashing me in Edinburgh

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Accidentally

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:38, Reply)

or so you claim
el diablo
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Uh huh
And seamed stockings, maybe put my glasses on and somehow tie my hair back?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:35, Reply)

no, keep the mohawk

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:36, Reply)

I do hope no-one's getting aroused by this
No-one male anyway.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:38, Reply)

the only risk is with Darth
and he is becoming less aroused the more it sounds like you will be dressed like a woman
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:40, Reply)

The ONLY risk?
You wound me, Sir. You could at least hint that some ladies are feeling a little hot under the collar.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:44, Reply)

I thought that went without saying
and I don't think that arousing the ladies counts as a 'risk'
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Good
Because these high heels are proving a definite risk to my health.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:48, Reply)

overtired from frenzied mirror-wanking?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:49, Reply)

No comment

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:50, Reply)

can't even raise your hands to type a full comment eh?
good grief man, I'd say get a hold of yourself but that's clearly the problem!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:52, Reply)

It won't be a problem for long
It's the solution.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:57, Reply)

the thing about high tops is that they make talls guys look like they have clown feet.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:05, Reply)

I'm not that tall, 5'11
Taller with the hair up though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:13, Reply)