Sorry Monty, I'm in a spectacularly good mood today
I found out last week that I'd been successful in applying for an internal position which means that my fixed term contract is now a permanent job. Last night I was told that based on my interview (and some subtly-spread [by me] rumours that I had other interviews elsewhere) they want to offer me an extra £2K as part of the new role. All of which means my yearly income is now 150% of what it was 3 months ago. Pass me a croissant.

What excellent news have you had lately? Trivial as you like. I know Bobby's going to say something about football.

Alt Q - who would win a triple threat match between Wolverine, The Terminator and Ryu from Street Fighter II? Points for imaginative reasons why
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 8:48, 141 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I managed to cancel my broadband without any hassle whatsoever, I viewed that as a welcome development.
Alt Q: It's Wolverine, every time. The guy has claws that could cut through Terminator easily, and Ryu was a massive girl. If you'd said Akuma, he'd at least present a mild challenge.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 8:55, Reply)

But the Terminator's got a gun
A big gun
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 8:57, Reply)

But it's not the Big Fucking Gun from Doom

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:02, Reply)

The gravity gun from Half Life 2 is better anyway

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:07, Reply)

Re-read what you've just posted here, and have a long hard look at your life.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:18, Reply)

*looks* Yep, I see no problem here
I simply prefer a gun with which you can cut people in half with massive saw blades, or simply pick them up by the feet, and use them to take out their mates.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:36, Reply)

I prefer the Holy Hand Grenade from Worms.
Or the super sheep if you're feeling particularly skilled.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:19, Reply)

The super sheep was fair awesome
As were the banana bombs
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:35, Reply)

the skunk used to upset me
it made all the worms sick and sad.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:55, Reply)

air-strike was where it was at
or poke
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I loved the insult of the poke.
It was such a humiliating death.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Baseball bat was genius

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Wolverine can heal from being shot in the head.
You made it too easy here. If you wanted a proper fight, you'd want it to be something like Goku vs Superman vs Tetsuo vs Hulk vs Sephiroth

That'd at least be a battle.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:11, Reply)

that reminds me of
the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Unless anyone turns up with Kryptonite
that battle is over before it begins. Replace Superman with Trauma just to make it really interesting. and confusing.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Not really
They're all near immortal (one arguably is)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I want Sephiroth to win this a lot.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Granted
But Superman is virtually invulnerable too. I would be quite interested to see how he'd deal with a seriously pissed-off Tetsuo though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Seen as Tetsuo is psychic, reckon he'd just make Superman start punching himself in the face?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:14, Reply)

This was always my problem with Superman
It seemed to be entirely up to the whim of the writers as to what did and didn't affect Superman. Good idea though, surely at least he could hurt himself.

That said, Superman did eventually get the shit kicked out of him by Doomsday so maybe he's only invulnerable to earthly stuff like bullets an' that. In which case Sephiroth's fuck-off bastard sword might be reasonably effective
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Well done for Akuma he is the best

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:32, Reply)

I overpaid an electricity bill in my rental property by £178 so that's on its way back to me which is nice.
And I've just lined up my photographer to take cupcake pictures for the website Gonz is going to make me, so I'm one step closer to being a Dragon.

Congrats on the job, more money for fabulous shoes. Speaking of which, I'm wearing some gorgeous Irregular Choices today.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:02, Reply)

Darth sure knows all about making Irregular Choices
If you know what I'm saying.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:04, Reply)

he was "applying" for an "internal position" if you know what I'm saying
I hope so as I'm not sure I do.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:26, Reply)

This is a massive chink in my pink, diamonte-encrusted armour
But I know nowt about shoes. I'm a typical man in that respect. Since Swear went mainstream I haven't even had a favourite brand and only buy news ones if my existing ones are fucked. I've never even heard of Irregular Choices, although I'm glad they make you happy as well as tall and fabulous
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:05, Reply)

Irregular Choice are cool
In that alt-girl style, like Iron Fist without the horror schtick.

I wear Converse or skate shoes, preferably Fallen or Vans.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:12, Reply)

I find Converse to be some of the least comfortable shoes ever
I have flame Cons, but it hurts to wear them.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:16, Reply)

When I first put a pair of cons on in a shop I was so unimpressed with the comfort
but the guy convinced me to give them a go and after wearing them for a few hours they've been fine ever since.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:17, Reply)

I just think the soles seem to be fairly non-existant
But that's probably because I usually wear sturdy-as-hell outdoor shoes.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:18, Reply)

yeah that's true,
but I'm used to thin soled shoes on all my stillettoes. It makes walking on those bumpy bits at zebra crossings really painful.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:20, Reply)

I remember standing on a stone one day in them
And thinking I'd stood on a nail or something. These days they only get worn for drumming.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:23, Reply)

They wouldn't go as well with a pencil skirt though now would they?
I just bought some of them foldy down converse with stars on them, they're well pretty. Make me look a bit like a child though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:16, Reply)

I don't tend to wear pencil skirts
I'm not a fan of the foldy down ones, or the double tongued ones, so I'll stick to the classic boot style. In red, of course.
Em's got some that are fur lined!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:21, Reply)

I think maybe you should rethink your wardrobe

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:29, Reply)

And buy a pencil skirt?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:31, Reply)

I'd suggest some kind of skirt suit

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Hmm flash back to a year ago trying to make catface buy a tartan miniskirt

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Flash back to Edinburgh
With Catface trying to stick his hand up my kilt.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Flash back to you flashing me in Edinburgh

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Accidentally

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:38, Reply)

or so you claim
el diablo
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Uh huh
And seamed stockings, maybe put my glasses on and somehow tie my hair back?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:35, Reply)

no, keep the mohawk

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:36, Reply)

I do hope no-one's getting aroused by this
No-one male anyway.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:38, Reply)

the only risk is with Darth
and he is becoming less aroused the more it sounds like you will be dressed like a woman
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:40, Reply)

The ONLY risk?
You wound me, Sir. You could at least hint that some ladies are feeling a little hot under the collar.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:44, Reply)

I thought that went without saying
and I don't think that arousing the ladies counts as a 'risk'
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Good
Because these high heels are proving a definite risk to my health.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:48, Reply)

overtired from frenzied mirror-wanking?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:49, Reply)

No comment

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:50, Reply)

can't even raise your hands to type a full comment eh?
good grief man, I'd say get a hold of yourself but that's clearly the problem!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:52, Reply)

It won't be a problem for long
It's the solution.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:57, Reply)

the thing about high tops is that they make talls guys look like they have clown feet.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:05, Reply)

I'm not that tall, 5'11
Taller with the hair up though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Racist. We call them 'Chinese' nowadays, young bottom-worrier.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Not in Norfolk we don't
They should just be flattered that they've been given their own categorisation, not so long ago they were lumped into the "farriners" denomination along with everyone else in the world from outside Norfolk
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:22, Reply)

good news on shoes there
I am becoming too reliant on ebay :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:33, Reply)

There's nothing wrong with that
if I bought more of my clothes in actual shops I would have both no money and fewer clothes.
(berk, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:36, Reply)

insomnia helps
Generally no-one else bids at 3am
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:41, Reply)

1) None
2) SOCIETY.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:12, Reply)

miserable.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:21, Reply)

The alt q is embarrassing.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:22, Reply)

only if you're a geriatric old poofter
Morning fella
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Greetings.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:31, Reply)

No I'm not having that.
I find it embarrassing and I'm a geriatric NON-poofter.
(Cave Duck, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Sorry Cave Duck
Why don't you see if Monty will let you join his gang?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:59, Reply)

I don't know about that.
The last time I answered the question "Do You Wanna Be In My Gang?" in the affirmative, it didn't go well at all.
(Cave Duck, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:04, Reply)

It just struck me that Bob is far too young too have any memories of Gary Glitter as a pop star.
Apologies for the rampant old croneyism.
(Cave Duck, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:06, Reply)

I beg your pardon?

( Kroney, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Excellent news?
I found out I don't have to go out tonight, which is great because I went to a pub quiz last night and I'm feeling fragile.

I need a bbq sauce IV, STAT.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Was it worth it?
Or, roughly translated, did you win?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:30, Reply)

No, we didn't win
but it was totally worth it in other ways!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:32, Reply)

I get far too competitive with pub quizzes
my mates have to remind me that it's 90% about the beer and only really 10% about the quiz
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:59, Reply)

It is always 100% about winning.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Next time I'm in Bristol we're going to a pub quiz mate
If I'm down that way I'll be with Ms Foxtrot, who is the second most competitive human being I've ever met. We'll be visiting her sister, who is the single most competitive human being I've ever met. The four of us on one team will terrify all the opposition into submission
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:07, Reply)

so you pulled then?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Congratulations my friend!
Football was awesome yes but even better news is we have narrowed our search for a band name down to two. They are 'Not for Monty' and 'Why Fidelity?'

Alt Q: Ryu as I would be in charge of controlling him and am unbeatable.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Why Fidelity is shit
decision made!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:30, Reply)

I actually don't know what your band is called Vippers
Morning by the way
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:32, Reply)

you are not missing out
our name seems increasingly stupid and I'm annoyed that we are stuck with it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:33, Reply)

They're called
The Smugtones
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:34, Reply)

That would be so much better than our actual name
and I may store that for future use.

I'd also like to call my band the Crackhouse Ceilidh Band
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:35, Reply)

I quite like the name you've got now tbh
Definitely memorable
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:37, Reply)

it is memorable
but I'd prefer something a bit snappier.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:38, Reply)

I must confess, I don't think your current name is all that great.
It makes you sound like a novelty act, a bit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Monty in not liking something shocker

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:40, Reply)

that's the trouble
when we started out we weren't taking it seriously at all. Was just me and my mate. Now we are an actual band who aren't that bad I feel we are lumbered with a stupid name.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:41, Reply)

It doesn't do you justice.
You want something serious like 'Smug Drugglers'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:43, Reply)

difficult to shift now unfortunately
at least my side project has a sensible name....oh
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Haha you just can't help yourself can you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:46, Reply)

you know the worst thing?
they're both my fucking fault
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:47, Reply)

What's the side project name?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:48, Reply)

'Not for Bobby'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Genius

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:51, Reply)

The Red Squirrel / Grey Squirrel Scenario

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:48, Reply)

That's alright

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:50, Reply)

yeah, I don't mind that one
particularly as it is ludicrous self-indulgent prog-rock based.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:51, Reply)

It's perfect then
descriptive, a little pretentious, positively screams prog rock darling.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:54, Reply)

that was the idea
you know what you are letting yourself in for
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:06, Reply)

I cannot comment, as founder member of 'Electric Head Funk'...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:48, Reply)

I absolutely love that name

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Fucks sake just tell me what your band's called
I listen to a lot of German and Norwegian Aggrotech with unwielding names like Solitary Experiments and Needle Sharing. I probably won't think it's that bad
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:01, Reply)

It#s "something than your average bear", might be louder? can't quite recall.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Dumber

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:05, Reply)

"Dumber than your average bear"
...in Solitary Experiments' defence, English isn't their first language.

I can't point fingers, the only time I ever came up with a band name it was Fatal Death
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:08, Reply)

it's Dumber than the average bear
not great eh?

Fatal Death is fucking awful though, let's be honest.

My old band was called Toaster. A good robust name.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:11, Reply)

that is super shit DF
you should go to the nearest mirror and have a serious fucking word!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:11, Reply)

I was 17
and we were pratting about with the idea of forming a Swedish Death Metal band whose songs were called things like "Volvos from Valhalla" and "Ode of the Moose Farmer". Even though neither of us could play an instrument, other than guitar (badly). And weren't Swedish.

It could be argued we weren't taking the concept entirely seriously
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:22, Reply)

It's not the silliest name
I quite like it. But I don't really care what bands are called. I like Get Cape, Wear Cape, Fly and Dananananakroyd and things like that, they're amusing.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:10, Reply)

awww fanks

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Not up to me,
I like the Monty one as it was my suggestion. Gonna let the boys choose tonight at the footie.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Why Fidelity?
*head in hands*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:30, Reply)

I go through periods of liking it and then thinking it's wank.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Please don't choose it.
If I saw a band poster with that on it I'd rip them off the wall and piss on them.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:35, Reply)

I want Not for Monty
makes me chuckle every time
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:37, Reply)

That name is so poor
Blue Peter are having a bring-and-buy sale to raise money for it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Do you like Not for Monty?
I came up with that one. *prouds*
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:38, Reply)

He won't like it

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:42, Reply)

That's why it's fab.
How are you? did you hand your notice in?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:46, Reply)

fine thanks and no not yet

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:50, Reply)

are you waiting until the most devastating opportunity
or are you chickening out?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:11, Reply)

No.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:44, Reply)

I want to say the former
but Why Fidelity is awesome. My best friend's boyfriend would love that. Although technically they're in an open relationship so it's not infidelity, whatever.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:31, Reply)

best friend's
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I am assuming your band is Fucking Shit?
What about that for a name? 'The Fucking Shit'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:32, Reply)

You wouldn't like it
It is heavily influenced by electronica.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:34, Reply)

We all play synth

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:36, Reply)

I blew a bloody clot of coke-encrusted snot
from my nose this morning, that was 'heavily influenced by electronica'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:38, Reply)

electronica brain tumour
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:38, Reply)

You've still got it!
More please!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Always leave them wanting more Mr Boyce

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:49, Reply)

That was probably part of your septum.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:12, Reply)

i found something to be worn at this wedding
And I'm thinking of applying for medicine
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Nasty rash?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:36, Reply)

in answer to which?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:37, Reply)

both

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Hahaha this

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:39, Reply)

bugger off
I'm rash free, only infected by the vodka
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:57, Reply)

people will be itching to talk to me
Alterntaively no to both of those
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:40, Reply)

I accidentally deleted my original response...
...and now can not be bothered.
Alt q - That is up to the sci-fi virgin who creates the storyline.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:07, Reply)

I hope you mean a virgin sci-fi writer
in the sense of 'they don't know sci-fi'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:09, Reply)