No wonder you hate
cyclists. You're a knobend in a 4x4.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:10, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

A shit 4x4 at that
Would you buy a Land Rover convertible sports car?
Carreras instantly mark you as a cunt with far more money than sense.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:11, Reply)

it's a Cayenne

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
I knew it was, but for some reason wrote Carrera. My MD drove his Carrera in today, that might be why.
Yes, CAYENNES fucking suck.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:15, Reply)

I knew I was going to get abuse when I posted this. At least take some consolation in my stupidity and greed - it was repossessed after all.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Good
You deserved it. Just think of what a lovely ford focus you could have bought for a quarter of the price.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Yep I really deserved that. After all I never worked hard, set up a business, created jobs etc. So it was obviously a really cuntish thing to buy nice things when I could afford the repayments.

I guess it is my fault too that I got affected by the recession and then lost a lot of money when business went down hill.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:29, Reply)

yeah you big bastard! I'm surprised you haven't become a monk
and dedicated your life to repenting.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:31, Reply)

It's a fucking epically good 4x4. Don't underestimate Porsche on that.
The problem is it's uglier than a bulldog licking piss off nettles. And it costs twice as much as a Disco, which is probably the best 4x4 for UK conditions that you can buy.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:22, Reply)

It was fantastic to drive. I didn't mind how it looks. A massive cunt I knew had a Disco so I wan't going to buy one of them

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Buy a RR and save yourself 25K then.
You also reduce your cunt appearance by 76%.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:27, Reply)

More so if the RR has mud on it
If it's spotlessly clean, you're still a massive cunt.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:28, Reply)

I was behind one the other day
and I noticed that although the body is quite high, all the shit underneath appears no further off the ground than most regular cars
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Air suspension, I suspect.
they really are quite a long way off the ground in "proper" mode.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:31, Reply)

I'd forgotten about that
cheers
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:35, Reply)

I don't own a car at all now I live in London - don't need one.
And I will *always* appear to be a cunt, because I am one.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:30, Reply)

I lived in the countryside at the time - see above why I bought it.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:16, Reply)

It doesn't matter if you lived "in the countryside"
unless you actually need it to pull stranded sheep out of ditches there is no need to have a 4x4, especially such a shit 4x4 that, were you to suddenly need to pull something out of anything, would not be up to the job.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:19, Reply)

I did use it offroad on occasion (mainly to drive across the parking fields at Royal Ascot and at the Polo)
(not really).
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:22, Reply)

As I said above
it fucking would. It's a brilliantly good 4x4. The diff distribution system is genius, and the air suspension works brilliantly, and it has pretty short overhangs. It's just ugly as buggery and really expensive.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:26, Reply)