no can do
it's a fiction workshop.

can't use FACTS.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:22, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Haha poor Mrs Al
Bludgeoned internally every night by her ham-fisted fatty of a husband.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:23, Reply)

now now monty, lousy fingering technique is not a joking matter
it should never ever be approached like a 5 year old scrubbing out a mistake in a maths book. and when the girl grabs your arm-turned-torture instrument and drags it back out of the depths of her internal organs and says "darling, that's so nice but please do it like this"

she means "FOR FUCK'S SAKE STOP TRYING TO STAB ME TO DEATH VIA MY VAGINA, I HAVE TOTALLY LOST ALL INTEREST IN SEX UNTIL IT HEALS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH."

she does not mean "that's amazing keep going you'll find my spleen up there any second now."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:27, Reply)

It's Al who needs to know this, not me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:46, Reply)