You get smiles with a face like that?
Seriously?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:48, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You are becoming predictable and dull.
Mix it up a bit. Think of it as a game of poker. You need to change gears every so often.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Ugh the correct reply was:
You got married with a face like this?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Thank you.
I can't wait until November, I'm totally gonna drop in with some sushi and I'll be all like "Oh Hi Gonz, I was just passing and I had this sushi left over and I wondered if .... Oh Hi TGB! I had NO IDEA you would be here, what an AMAZING coincidence, you know what, you know what we should do since you're here, we should totally ditch this sushi *chucks sushi at Gonz* and go and get a beer, what do you reckon?"
(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Oh man I'd ditch everyone for you

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:00, Reply)

We can totally go to the wetherspoons over the road
and I'll let you have any of the beers that are on special offer and if we stay there long enough then I'll buy you a burger and a beer too.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:04, Reply)

A promise written on b3ta is a legally binding contract

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:09, Reply)

They're laughing at him.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:51, Reply)

He doens't know it
but someone stuck a sign on his trousers saying "I'm a Twat", but he can't see it under his belly.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I like this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:58, Reply)