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Alt q: Would you rather be thin with an ugly face or fat with a pretty/handsome face?

Shallow question is shallow.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:23, 285 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
The latter, please.
Doing some exercise is considerably cheaper than facial reconstruction. Sadly I am stuck with the former.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:25, Reply)
Getoutofhere!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:27, Reply)
hahahahahah
.... I mean AWW WUVABLE WOOKS!!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)
*flicks Vs*

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:23, Reply)
Nope, not yet
Alt Q: I've been fat with a handsome face, and I was able to get by, so I'll stick with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:26, Reply)
you poor thing
what happened to it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:59, Reply)
does it really matter? people will always judge you, whether you're beautiful or ugly, people are always judging
edit: but I'd rather be fat with a pretty face, I'm already fat, just need the pretty bit
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:26, Reply)
No it doesn't matter but I was just putting the thought out there for debate.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:27, Reply)
sorry, that came off the wrong way
I'm just thinking you can choose either way but in the end it only matters how you feel about yourself
people are always going to find something wrong with you
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:29, Reply)
I agree completely.
I'm just trying to find out how much people hate the thought of being fat I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:30, Reply)
definitely rather be fat than ugly
because fat can be got rid of.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:35, Reply)
I'd rather be fat
it's cushiony
I hurt myself less
plus bones freak me out
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:36, Reply)
I'll say it quietly lest I wake the Pandatron
but I genuinely think you're very pretty
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:05, Reply)
well
thanks, but I think I just know how to work with what I've got :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:15, Reply)
well that's all pretty is
I know some pretty people who ruin themselves with stupid hair cuts or ridiculous makeup.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:16, Reply)
no
well, fat with a reasonably handsome(ish) face didn't get me much action throughout my formative years, however I did end up with my mrs.

I can't answer your question.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:26, Reply)
I've been very fat and very thin and didn't get any action either way.
It must be my face.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:29, Reply)
that is an unfortunate situation to find yourself in
could it not be your personality?

edit: I feel mean now. sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:33, Reply)
No dammit!
I'm lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:35, Reply)
*shakes silently with suppressed laughter*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:36, Reply)
*narrows eyes*
*sharpens tongue*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:36, Reply)
Yes.
About three and a half weeks away.

Alt/ Dunno, nver really thought about it.

I have now thought about it and would say the latter, as dieting is an option.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:29, Reply)
These are important issues DG.
Mull them over for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)
Already have Blousey.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)
It has been my experience
that you can have the nicest face and/or personality in a room, but if you're also fat the vast majority of the guys in said room will talk to the thin, bitchy, face-like-a-horse types instead.
(berk, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)
That's bollocks, from my own experience.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:32, Reply)
It's also bollocks from my experience too
I suggest that since you and I are effectively the only opinions that count on this issue, this is 100% truth.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:36, Reply)
much as it pains me to admit it
you talk a lot of sense on a lot of subjects

what on earth are you doing on b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:37, Reply)
It allows me to release pent-up frustration and therefore stops me going batshit on my students
or something. I dunno. I've been here for fucking years, it's just a habit now. Like heroin.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:39, Reply)
that makes sense

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:40, Reply)
He can't stay away from me
HI BADGER!!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:42, Reply)
who can blame him?
you are lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:43, Reply)
Aww fanks :)

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:44, Reply)
Shhhhh.
They aren't supposed to know about that yet...
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:46, Reply)
Pleasure doing business with you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:37, Reply)
I'm afraid berk is right

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:37, Reply)
*shrug*
I have been fat and I have been thin, and that has been my experience. I can't say what the older mans choice would be as everyone in those scenarios has been mid twenties or younger.
(berk, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:37, Reply)
it's worse being a fat bloke in my experience
I'd see all manner of ugly retards getting attention from nice girls.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:39, Reply)
Definitely this
Honestly now I've finally stuck at the gym I have noticed that I get more smiles or looks now. The more that comes off the more attention you get. Plus I can buy cooler clothes too.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:44, Reply)
I haven't been single for about 9 years
(small overlap between mrs V and ex)

would be interested to see how I got on these days since losing a load of weight and with my beard and stuff. I suspect I'd probably still do badly.

Being able to buy better clothes is much better though. I can buy things in a medium these days rather always having to get extra large. It's great.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:47, Reply)
I'll get back to you about the medium clothes in a few months

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:49, Reply)
With your beard
It's a wonder you're still engaged.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:49, Reply)
I know
you would've thought she'd have rushed me down the aisle* before I could get away


*I rushed your mum and your wife down the aisle IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:55, Reply)
I totally get what you mean.
And I'm a little bit sad.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:58, Reply)
That's why you're facing six years

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:59, Reply)
You get smiles with a face like that?
Seriously?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:48, Reply)
You are becoming predictable and dull.
Mix it up a bit. Think of it as a game of poker. You need to change gears every so often.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:50, Reply)
Ugh the correct reply was:
You got married with a face like this?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:57, Reply)
Thank you.
I can't wait until November, I'm totally gonna drop in with some sushi and I'll be all like "Oh Hi Gonz, I was just passing and I had this sushi left over and I wondered if .... Oh Hi TGB! I had NO IDEA you would be here, what an AMAZING coincidence, you know what, you know what we should do since you're here, we should totally ditch this sushi *chucks sushi at Gonz* and go and get a beer, what do you reckon?"
(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:59, Reply)
Oh man I'd ditch everyone for you

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:00, Reply)
We can totally go to the wetherspoons over the road
and I'll let you have any of the beers that are on special offer and if we stay there long enough then I'll buy you a burger and a beer too.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:04, Reply)
A promise written on b3ta is a legally binding contract

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:09, Reply)
They're laughing at him.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:51, Reply)
He doens't know it
but someone stuck a sign on his trousers saying "I'm a Twat", but he can't see it under his belly.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:52, Reply)
I like this.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:58, Reply)
ugly blokes getting action, I don't have a problem with
it's when they are cunts to boot that it gets on my tits. Depressing when a combination of lack of self-esteem and fear of being alone causes people to go out with arseholes that just make them miserable.

Actually that applies to both sexes. If you aren't a cunt, there is someone decent out there for you. Don't settle for some shitweasel just for fear of dying alone surrounded by cats.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:45, Reply)
: (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:46, Reply)
It will happen.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:47, Reply)
I've got the cat shelter on speedial.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:50, Reply)
oh, fucking hell
for some reason that scanned to me like Nickleback "Rock Star"

"Everybody's got a cat shelter on speed-dial"

I think that 277% improves that song immediately
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:54, Reply)
that's what bugged me
even when fat I wasn't massively fat, and certainly not ugly, I'm also not a prize cunt, and yet it was rare that I got anywhere.

Not much surprise that my last two long-term gfs were both friends for a good while first.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:49, Reply)
Yes you are.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:51, Reply)
I hate to say this, but it's probably because we rarely have the balls to up-front ask.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:52, Reply)
I think you are right
I've got a shitload more self-confidence these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:54, Reply)
Me too.
Once you get the first few rapes under your belt you feel AMAZING, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:00, Reply)
hard not to really

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:01, Reply)
I always find whispering, or even shouting the immortal
"Let's not turn this rape into a murder", works absolute wonders
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)
Yeah being fat definitely limits options
I've been at the size you saw me at at Soni for a few years now, but unless I was somehow much prettier a few years back, I was definitely more attractive back then as a size 10
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:42, Reply)
yeah, but that's not the question.
thin and pretty vs fat and pretty, same person, size is the only separating characteristic so of course you'll see a difference

The only way you can fairly test between fat and pretty and thin and ugly is to lose weight AND batter yourself with a spade, and then check attention levels.

and that, DG, IS science. Trust me, I'm a doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:50, Reply)
Perhaps
but the question I was responding to is the assertion that men are more attracted to thin women. That personality is very low down the scale if you are overweight- it becomes a thing of derision rather than attractive.

I speak from the experience of having been a size 14 at one point, and a size 10 at another. Also interesting when I was about a size 8 or even less due to illness, and looked absolutely terrible I still got quite a lot of attention from people asking me out
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:55, Reply)
fucking hell, you think that size 14 is fat?
dear god. shit like Cosmo has a lot to answer for.

also - becomes a thing of derision how? Do you mean personally, or to a potential partner? because if it's the latter, you need to seriously re-consider who on earth you are spending time with..
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:00, Reply)
How many times have you heard
'she's got a BIG personality.' I'm talking that level of derision not point and mock levels. Personality has become a term of mockery rather than a genuine incentive.

I'm 5 foot 5. And in the words of mother 'built like a Russian peasant' size 14 meant I was just plain tubby. Nor do I read Cosmo
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:04, Reply)
Haha!
I was told I was built like a brick shithouse.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:06, Reply)
I've been told I have childbearing hips
and a sticky out arse. Good job I'm so conceited or that would have hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:10, Reply)
If I hadn't read what you put below
I'd have reassured you that good hips and arse is a good thing.

now I'm toying with the idea of calling you a fat munter
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:14, Reply)
size 14 isn't fat. or tubby. Or built like a russian peasant, or whatever
and, my point stands. Stop spending time with wankers if you hear shit like that. Anyone retarded enough to think that's funny isn't worthy of your time or anyone else's.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:09, Reply)
They don't realise it
a lot of the time I think. And yeah size 14 isn't huge, unless everyone around you is an 8
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:15, Reply)
You're so gay.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:21, Reply)
I love the cock.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)
You're very good-looking.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:52, Reply)
her face is up there
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:56, Reply)
Put that away, young man.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:57, Reply)
Thanks Monty
sadly the world doesn't see it that way. Nor one particular friend who needs to be cunted in the fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:57, Reply)
Then the world
and your stupid friend, are gays.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:58, Reply)
I did MTFU
and confront her over it.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:00, Reply)
good girl
where is she buried?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:01, Reply)
Can you bury the remains acid leaves?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:02, Reply)
acid eh?
I'm going to need a more robust prophylactic!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:03, Reply)
haha!
Nah sounds terribly childish but I emailed her and told her what I thought, then deleted her off facebook
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:05, Reply)
what had she done?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:05, Reply)
the your/you're thing
bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:11, Reply)
Grounds for a judicious murder.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:21, Reply)
She's a master of the snide putdown
a very confidence sapping person, who can only feel good about herself if someone else is made to feel bad at the same time. For example 'I've got 3 men currently competing for me' I give an ordinary response and get 'oh the right person will come along for you, not all men care about weight' etc. It just got overwhelming. So I told her to fuck off and take her issues with her
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:13, Reply)
what a bitch
you did the right thing
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:16, Reply)
I've got to work on not being nice

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:21, Reply)
Copy me - I'm a fucking expert.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:22, Reply)
be nice where it's due
life's too short to be nice to people who aren't worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:24, Reply)
Don't get me wrong, I won't say I'd never go for a 'less than pretty' girl
But if she's got a face like a bag of spanners, I'll need a few drinks first

Note: This happened last saturday
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:44, Reply)
You look like a 'less than pretty' girl.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:01, Reply)
True

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:18, Reply)
I think this is relevent to the younger guys.
As men get older they realise the error of their ways.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:33, Reply)
I care a million times more about a woman's face than her body.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:34, Reply)
You should have aimed for your ex's face, Monty.
You'd probably have had a lot less grief.

Then again, you wouldn't have your daughter either, which probably far outweighs the negatives of your mental ex.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:37, Reply)
Oh I did that too,
Many, many times. She was very pretty. Shame about the psychosis.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:38, Reply)

face drug stash
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:37, Reply)
*rumbled face*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:41, Reply)
nah, think they're just getting old and desperate

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:37, Reply)
I am old, yet not desperate, so YOU ARE WRONG.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:40, Reply)
one out of how many men in the world?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:46, Reply)
He's speshul.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:47, Reply)
zachary
tell him to quit being a twat
Just because he is old and not desperate doesn't mean other old arse men aren't
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:49, Reply)
I think I'll stick with
tall, broad-shouldered but slim, with a strikingly handsome face, huge cock and awesome hair, if that's alright?

Thanks all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:32, Reply)
I think you're confusing yourself with..... anyone else

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:34, Reply)
you can't stick with my body
no matter how much you want to
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:34, Reply)
Do you live in Manchester?
If so....watch your arse....
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:36, Reply)
not yet.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:11, Reply)
If it makes you happy.
*pats head*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:34, Reply)
Why are you talking about me
on a public forum?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:41, Reply)
You are a huge cock, I suppose.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:42, Reply)
With awesome hair
It all makes sense!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:43, Reply)
Leave Roota out of this!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:44, Reply)
Ugliness doesn't have any health implications
but ugly people are horrible.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:32, Reply)
yes you are

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:34, Reply)
This is my favourite playground response.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:12, Reply)
If you're an ugly bloke
then you're unlikely to get any, meaning the pressure in your bollocks would eventually cause you to explode (unless you wanked a lot, obviously). So there are very real dangers to being an ugly bloke.

By the same token, ugly lasses would find that the lack of action causes their undercarriages to eventually seal up, meaning that they'd gradually fill up with piss and drown.

This is SCIENCE, people.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:35, Reply)
officelol

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:38, Reply)
Luckily Al has his horse porn
or he would have gone off like a spunky firework many years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:38, Reply)
I just choked on my hummus,

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:39, Reply)

hummus al's spunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:40, Reply)
It's great to dip carrot sticks in.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:44, Reply)
Don't you fucking dare ruin Houmous for me.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:44, Reply)
It's actually really nice houmous
Or however you spell it. Tiny little snack pots from sainsbury's. Yum.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:46, Reply)
Sainsburys do some from Israel in their world food section.
It's got motherfucking pesto in it and is awesome.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:48, Reply)
Does it oppress the other dips on the shelf?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:51, Reply)
What's with the name change?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:52, Reply)
Everyone else seemed to be swapping names, and I wanted a name you could do stuff to like Gonz

(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:56, Reply)
Fair enough.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:59, Reply)
I'd do stuff to Gonz
don't tell Vipros
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:12, Reply)
I'm seriously starting to reconsider this again

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:13, Reply)
The lady is a tramp

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:15, Reply)
it does
but no one seems to mind
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:52, Reply)
I bet it whines every time
the other dips point out that it's sitting on the palestinian olive spread.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:56, Reply)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:02, Reply)
Only if you let it settle.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:55, Reply)
Excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:02, Reply)
Oh my.
Two of my favourite foods in one glorious pot!
I'll have to have a look for that.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:51, Reply)
Just realised how boring this conversation is.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:56, Reply)
Pretty standard for you.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:59, Reply)
I only work with what I'm given.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:11, Reply)
haha, oh man
"gone off like a spunky firework" is going to be re-used I feel.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:40, Reply)
yes
i am in a class on how to get published and noone else is finding it funny. THANKS monty.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:13, Reply)
My dearest, please forgive me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:23, Reply)
it was funny
so you're forgiven
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:25, Reply)
see, I think that even if a man is ugly, or fat, he can always get some itchy itchy nah nah

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:40, Reply)
True on both counts.
Its all down to the inner personality.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:46, Reply)
nah, I think females are less picky than males

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:51, Reply)
not in my experience
it's quite the opposite
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:56, Reply)
aren't you engaged?!!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:57, Reply)
I am
but if I had been a fat girl rather than a fat bloke I'd have got engaged sooner.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:59, Reply)
hell no you wouldn't have
maybe we should factor in that I live here and you all live there
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:00, Reply)
I think you might be right
I think American girls put it about more than the ones here. More reason why I should've gone to America when I was 18 as I had planned.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:04, Reply)
depends, really.
They don't actually fuck as much, but they can be a lot freer with *ahem* other things.

IME.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:06, Reply)
I could have lived with that

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:07, Reply)
we're all massive sluts, really

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:12, Reply)
So the Internet tells me
Wish I could have gone to uni there.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:14, Reply)
it's true
you should still make a trip, you'd probably be able to nab 2 a night
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:16, Reply)
I tell you
if we both ever become single at the same time, we're taking a road trip across america
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:16, Reply)
Totally unlikely, especially for you
But I AM SO FUCKING THERE.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:20, Reply)
we should high five to seal the deal
I have just pictured some kind of visa interview thing

"so why do you want to enter the USA?"
"We plan to drive across your country and seduce all of your attractive women"
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:21, Reply)
*highfives*
"Godspeed, you dashing English gents!"
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)
"And what's your reason for visiting the US?"
"Pussy. Lots of Pussy."

"..."


"PU-NAAN-NI!"

"..."

"Look, we're here to get our cocks soggy, we're going home with massive doses of antibiotics, but it WILL be worth it. We plan to high five over every skanky ho between here and New Mexico and then we'll fist bump over every slut until Florida, and then we hit the East Coast, and everyone knows girls on the East coast are easy."


"Okay, have a nice trip"
(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:34, Reply)
I am saving this post
as a reference for if it happens
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:37, Reply)
I fucking LOVE American girls
I had my heart broken by an American DJ and record company exec who I hosted a club night with for a while. I'd marry her tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:24, Reply)
ahem
*points to ringless finger*
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:00, Reply)
fucking this

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:01, Reply)
You're fucking Amberl's ringless finger?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:02, Reply)
Move out of the way, Monty
You're blocking the view!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:13, Reply)
I'll be 'done' in a minute.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:18, Reply)
I'm considerably older than you
and I wasn't aware of you until I was off the market
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:02, Reply)
aren't you about 21 though?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:04, Reply)
true
but if we equate possible engagement to being asked out, the point still stands.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:06, Reply)
You're dealing with basically children right now (assuming your preference is male)
we don't grow up until we are in our late twenties. If at all. Bide your time.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:07, Reply)
^ this
I always told my little sister this. She ended going out with a 40 year old when she was 19.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:17, Reply)
yeah...
how the fuck do you do that if you are the bloke? I mean, I can see you can get through the first couple of months simply on the amazement of re-discovering tits that stay exactly where they are when the bra comes off, but sooner or later you're going to have to have a conversation, and what the fuck does a 40 year old talk to a 19 year old about?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:36, Reply)
Amberl you fucking paedo.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:18, Reply)
I'm also friends with Gary Glitter

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:20, Reply)
Really? I run his fan club!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:25, Reply)
I can get you an introduction
if you like. How old are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)
I am fat with an AWESOME FACE
Although I have a really really MASSIVE spot of my chin which is making my face lopsided
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:32, Reply)
think of it as a face-boob

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:34, Reply)
haha
*draws nipple on it*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:37, Reply)
And some hairs

(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:54, Reply)

spot of my
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:58, Reply)
Fat with a pretty face
you can always lose weight (or so I've heard.) Now all I need to do is get the pretty face
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:35, Reply)
Being fat or thin isn't nessersarly a negative feature.
For example, I'm fat and stunning.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:37, Reply)
As in 'if you fell on someone, you would stun them'?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:39, Reply)
what, you're wired to the mains electricity?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:41, Reply)
I tell you what -
we two are fucking funny, aren't we?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:43, Reply)
FUCKING FUNNY LOOKING!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:44, Reply)
Probably less funny than we think we are.
but, funny enough I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:47, Reply)
Is he your new girlfriend?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:50, Reply)
I wondered why I'd be walking funny.

I suspect we're separated by about 450 miles thus precluding our love from ever being consummated.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:56, Reply)
I dunno
Monty professes to have a massive cock...
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:58, Reply)
Gets me from A to B

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:12, Reply)
arsehole to ballsack?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:15, Reply)
Damn you, that's very funny.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:17, Reply)
I try my best

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:20, Reply)
and not
via the Clitoris, clearly
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:24, Reply)
generally speaking
people don't have both clitoris and ballsack

this is something I would've thought you of all people would be aware of.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:27, Reply)
silly vipros
there could be more than one person there

or if you are going for ballsacks, you probably don't care for teh clit
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:30, Reply)
He loves a pair of sweaty nads straddling his nose like a pair of hairy pink goggles.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:33, Reply)
ffs
*retches*
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)
NO!
And if you ask that question one more time I'm going to turn the car around and go home!

I was thin with an ugly face from the ages of seven to sixteen and it never did me any harm, so I'll stick with that. My build matters more to me than my looks.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:39, Reply)
I don't suppose you couldn't swing round a pole with flabby thighs.
Although some do try. I've seen the youtube videos.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:45, Reply)
Being thin definitely makes it easier.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:50, Reply)
I was really thin and ugly at school
I got called minger.

I think I'd rather be pretty and fat.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:15, Reply)
B please bob
As this is the current situation and not going terribly badly. Although am intending to fully exploit secret option C of, pleasantly plump with a pretty hairy face in about 6 months time.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:39, Reply)
I've never been fat or ugly
so I don't know.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:42, Reply)
Use your imagination.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:43, Reply)

imagination fucking mirror you deluded uggo.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:44, Reply)
:(

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:47, Reply)
I'd rather be fat and handsome
because I have the self control and willpower to slim down.

/Vipros
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:47, Reply)
took me a while to slim down though
and I'm still not there yet
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:50, Reply)
You are kinda funny lookin though

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:43, Reply)
officelol

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:46, Reply)
Do you even know what I look like?
I am a clown.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:46, Reply)

am a cl have d +'s
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:50, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:50, Reply)

a clown Tim Curry.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Tim Tesco value chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:15, Reply)

chicken unspecified but guaranteed from a named animal* meat

*its name was Tiddles.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:20, Reply)
Once upon a time, I actually was fortunate enough to end up in bed with a rather attractive girl
I'd known her for years, always been mates. One night we got drunk, and ended up sleeping together. We woke up the next day, and decided we'd go for it again, but not as a drunken fuck, per se.

I started to go down on her, and out of the blue, a phrase popped into my head - "She had a clit like a silverbacks knuckle". I couldn't help myself, I burst out laughing. It turns out this girl is very nervous about anyone going down on her, thought I was laughing at her, got dressed, and left. I've not seen her in 2 months now.

Damn you Tourettes and DG, you stopped me from getting laid!

/Irrelevant, but thought I'd point out even the gorgeous ones aren't perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:48, Reply)
sorry about that :o/

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)
Find out if your neighbours dowload porn
pastebin.com/mFD1KqQK
(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:49, Reply)
Some of those porn titles are brilliant!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:55, Reply)
Thank fuck
I'm not on there!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:56, Reply)
Yes you are
FREDDIE'S BRITISH LESBO GRANNIES 6
65 GUY CREAM PIE
CURRY CREAM PIE 4
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:00, Reply)
Ah, thank fuck
They think I'm my housemate!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:03, Reply)
The 'Gay Desperate Househusbands'

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:06, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:13, Reply)
I totally want a banoffee pie now.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:16, Reply)
My Mum used to make banoffee pie with chunks of Mars bars in them
NOM NOM NOM
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:19, Reply)
Well I'm on the fatter side of thin
And the handsome side of ugly.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:02, Reply)
With your lovely eyes and that mohawk, you could rule the world.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:08, Reply)
That's a sweet compliment!
*feels warm and loved*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:09, Reply)
I'm just a sucker for a punk : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:10, Reply)
And I'm a sucker for lovely compliments!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:12, Reply)

for lovely compliments! of scabrous sailors' cocks
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:13, Reply)
It's like felating a cheese-grater

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:18, Reply)
One way to keep your teeth clean I suppose.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:26, Reply)
If you're fat you can quite easily lose weight, so the latter.
I didn't realise how podgy I was until I looked back at photos from a few months back, I now clock in at just over eleven stone and am devastatingly handsome.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:08, Reply)
A friend put on FB a pic of me about 7 years ago
I was a fair bit thinner then, though not as broad shouldered.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:10, Reply)
I looked a state 7 years ago
but at least by then I'd cut my hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)
I'm quite happy being average with an ugly face thanks

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:09, Reply)
All I know is that were I 10 years young I would have done a Lampito on 80% of the B3tans on off-topic you handsome bunch of fucks : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:13, Reply)
You'd have punched them? Or face-raped them?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:14, Reply)
Face rape of course.
Unless punching them gets them off, I'm broad minded.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:16, Reply)
What's stopping you now?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:16, Reply)
No one's asked me to punch them yet.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:18, Reply)
Can I put in an early request for no punching then please?
I'm trying to keep the number of women who've hit me in the face this year down to single figures.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:19, Reply)
Can I request
that both Clendrix and BGB punch Wookie at the same time and we take photos with a really good camera so we can see his face all smushed up by girly fists.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:26, Reply)
Clenders has a hell of a punch on her,
I don't really want to have to pick bits of shattered cheekbone out of my eye if it's all the same.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:29, Reply)
You're no fun at all, are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)
I was totally nice to you on facebook
and you haven't responded! I'm going to send you a nasty message and then unfriend you. I understand this is what "the kids" do these days.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:22, Reply)
When?
I haven't seen it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:22, Reply)
I sent you a message
as you've blocked me from posting on your wall.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:25, Reply)
Have I?
Goes and looks.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:26, Reply)
You still have your chance
London coming up
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:16, Reply)
In other words, everyone except for Monty, Chompy and Me?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:20, Reply)
sounds
like a kids' tv programme
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:23, Reply)
"Hey kids, meet the Tranny, The Druggy, and The Rapist!"
"What will they get up to next?"
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:26, Reply)
how
is anyone supposed to know which is which?

needs less interchangeable characters
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)
Thanks a fucking lot.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:30, Reply)
Exactly!
Can't believe she could think of you in any way but a dress

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)
Don't run in that skirt - you might trip up on the hem.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)
sorry sweetheart

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)
ugly/pretty
is not your choice. fat/thin is. this is why even i am thinking of moving my bed into the gym after a few years of idleness!

but in a partner? depends. if it's for a short term fling (or one-night-stand, not that i reeeeeeeally approve of them, but it happens) then hot body, face irrelevant. long term partner then other way round. somebody needs to think of the children!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:20, Reply)
I cannot countenance an unattractive face.
An beautiful body is instantly ruined for me by a plain or unpleasant visage.

I'd rather turk Dawn French than Nicky Hambleton-Jones.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)
I fucking hate that woman
and everything she stands for. Stupid stupid stupid vapid gormless cunt of a woman.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:30, Reply)
doggie?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:30, Reply)
*looks at watch*
OK, but it'll have to be a fairly quick one.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)
"quick"
is a v relative term
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:33, Reply)
Bert Monkeysex
is a v 'relative' term
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:34, Reply)
haha
you're on fire today
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:38, Reply)
'An' beautiful body?
For shame, Monty. For shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:59, Reply)

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