ahem
*points to ringless finger*
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:00, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

fucking this

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:01, Reply)

You're fucking Amberl's ringless finger?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Move out of the way, Monty
You're blocking the view!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:13, Reply)

I'll be 'done' in a minute.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:18, Reply)

I'm considerably older than you
and I wasn't aware of you until I was off the market
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:02, Reply)

aren't you about 21 though?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:04, Reply)

true
but if we equate possible engagement to being asked out, the point still stands.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:06, Reply)

You're dealing with basically children right now (assuming your preference is male)
we don't grow up until we are in our late twenties. If at all. Bide your time.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:07, Reply)

^ this
I always told my little sister this. She ended going out with a 40 year old when she was 19.
( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:17, Reply)

yeah...
how the fuck do you do that if you are the bloke? I mean, I can see you can get through the first couple of months simply on the amazement of re-discovering tits that stay exactly where they are when the bra comes off, but sooner or later you're going to have to have a conversation, and what the fuck does a 40 year old talk to a 19 year old about?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Amberl you fucking paedo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:18, Reply)

I'm also friends with Gary Glitter

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Really? I run his fan club!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I can get you an introduction
if you like. How old are you?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)