we're all massive sluts, really

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:12, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

So the Internet tells me
Wish I could have gone to uni there.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:14, Reply)

it's true
you should still make a trip, you'd probably be able to nab 2 a night
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:16, Reply)

I tell you
if we both ever become single at the same time, we're taking a road trip across america
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Totally unlikely, especially for you
But I AM SO FUCKING THERE.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:20, Reply)

we should high five to seal the deal
I have just pictured some kind of visa interview thing

"so why do you want to enter the USA?"
"We plan to drive across your country and seduce all of your attractive women"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:21, Reply)

*highfives*
"Godspeed, you dashing English gents!"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)

"And what's your reason for visiting the US?"
"Pussy. Lots of Pussy."

"..."


"PU-NAAN-NI!"

"..."

"Look, we're here to get our cocks soggy, we're going home with massive doses of antibiotics, but it WILL be worth it. We plan to high five over every skanky ho between here and New Mexico and then we'll fist bump over every slut until Florida, and then we hit the East Coast, and everyone knows girls on the East coast are easy."


"Okay, have a nice trip"
(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I am saving this post
as a reference for if it happens
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:37, Reply)