first time mrs v said it to me
was her birthday, she was really drunk on gin and was crying because I had started smoking pot again*.

That was a great experience.

I no longer let her drink gin.

*at least, that was the one reason that came out in a way that could be understood. I imagine there were other reasons.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:29, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I totally pictured your Mrs as Fran from Black Books then

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:31, Reply)

she is not dissimilar to fran from black books

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Oh god I love her now
can we be a thruple?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I'll look into it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:34, Reply)

looks or personality?
cause either why you are prob onto a winner.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:33, Reply)

bit of both
less skinny and less crazy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Nice touch I am resigned to ending up with a women who
will be nothing less than a Manny/Bernard hybrid.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:36, Reply)

I got lucky I think
mrs V is just my type.

she could only be better if she could skin up.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:37, Reply)

I've tried to do that a few times
my nails get in the way though and it's always baggy in the middle.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:43, Reply)

the skin on mrs v's fingers is too slippery
you may have seen wiggy blow on, or lick then dry his fingers to get more purchase on the papers?

sometimes your skin will get smooth or slippery for some reason and you can't roll the paper properly. mrs v is like that all the time
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Get her to wear rubber gloves
hehe
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:56, Reply)

that would be weird

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:57, Reply)

The trick to this is not to lick your fingers
Can cause to paper complications. Instead one should gently rub the finger tips behind ones ears or in the crease when you bend your arm. Picks up enough dead skin, oils, whatever to give instant purchase back on the paper.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I find that gently exhaling on my fingertips works for me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I just tried that in the office. It's nice.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:03, Reply)

you are a strange man

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:06, Reply)

I am a man with no shame

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:07, Reply)

shame penis
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:12, Reply)

I was expeting clue or friends
but see you even do better than me on that!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:14, Reply)

can't be helped
try not to swell my already over-inflated ego
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:19, Reply)

Having seen a photo
in the dim and distant past, Mrs V is my type, too. If you and Kitty run off together, let me know and I'll see what I can do to soften the blow.

/creepy
( Kroney, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)

I'm afraid Roota has dibs

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Damn that randy scouser
I'm not softening any djtrialprice blows.
( Kroney, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:50, Reply)

you say that now

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:54, Reply)

If?
IF?!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I'm still not convinced by your level of commitment

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:02, Reply)

How about if I get a penguin tattoo?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:07, Reply)

perhaps

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:08, Reply)

I tried to make Wiggy give up pot
he tried to make me give up coffee.

We've reached an agreement.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:32, Reply)

she tried to make me give up pot
in return I got her to start again.

I WIN!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:34, Reply)

That is a win for all stoners everywhere.
You are Howard Marks AICMFP
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:35, Reply)

based on results
one of my best skills is getting people to smoke pot.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Vipros
I'm a little worried to be honest that you may turn out to be a nicer/cooler/more successful/interesting/happy version of me.

You could at least live in Trinidad or something not fecking Exeter.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:40, Reply)

I apologise if this does turn out to be the case
and will happily share a spliff with you to commiserate.

I'm going to be in Bristol tomorrow, but unfortunately am getting the train there, going to the thing I have to go to, then getting the train back immediately afterwards.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Am now planning some sort of life switch which involves the real you being locked in a coal shed at T
Templemeads and me squeezing into your clothes, growing 4 inches (wahey) and getting back to a house in Exeter.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)

I think we'd all prefer it if that didn't happen

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:59, Reply)

agreed

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:03, Reply)

dealer.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:37, Reply)

pusher thanks

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:37, Reply)

I was going to say that but it sounded a bit harsh

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:42, Reply)