Not drunk, but I once sent a "like like" text in ancient Greek
so I could tell him outright, but he'd have to ask for a translation thus reply and set a precident for texting back.

I'm awful.

I ruined my chances of sleeping with my ex again (for a while) by calling him when drunk.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:23, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Ahh, the drunken ex call
Never a good idea!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:26, Reply)

is that cunt face FIFA ex?
in which case that's good because HE'S A CUNT FACE
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:27, Reply)

THIS

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:30, Reply)

THAT

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:31, Reply)

THE OTHER.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:32, Reply)

YOUR MOTHER

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:35, Reply)

look you're in a headline
www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-11435639
(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Haha
So I am
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Not Cunt Face FIFA Ex
He's worse than that one.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:34, Reply)

oh that's ok then.
*common sense slaps*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:38, Reply)

My friend called him a whiny btich to hs face and CFFIFAEx punched him
so I texted him as soon as I heard this story calling him a whiny bitch. Hahaha.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:40, Reply)