yes
but luckily only on here over the last couple of nights.

i never text guys i like anyway, which is ingrained enough to cover all forms of inebriation, but am queen of sending drunken "love you babe" messages to all my friends. at 5am.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:23, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I was wondering why you never texted me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:27, Reply)

because you never gave me your number
you bastard
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Monty
Looking forward to your birthday tomorrow?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Not now Rachel's dumped me.
We were going to see 'Gremlins 2' at the Odeon.

£3.50 down the fucking drain.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:49, Reply)

i'm worth a bit more than £3.50
£4.99 maybe
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Birthday conjugals?
off the menu then!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:54, Reply)

i think
he is dining at a different restaurant in reality!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Not.....
a gentlemen only restaurant?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:59, Reply)

I don't text either
I email. Good thing I'm excellent at formulaic prose.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:28, Reply)