I hate girls like you, all the teasing and the leading on.
They never do it to me!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:31, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'm going to fuck you so hard at the bash

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:32, Reply)

See, now I know it's hollow

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:33, Reply)

As is she

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:37, Reply)

if you tap my stomach it makes a noise like a wood block

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Mine actually does this.
True story.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:40, Reply)

that's because you NEED MOAR FOOD

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Echoing?
EDIT: Sorry, I thought you said log
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:41, Reply)

No, that's her head.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:48, Reply)

O_o

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:36, Reply)

I didn't even bat an eyelid
It's only prickteasing if there's even a hint that she'd go through with it, but I know she wouldn't, even if we both were single. She doesn't want to risk her position on the Smug Croissant any more than she already has.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:39, Reply)

I also don't want to take Lampito's title of the B3ta Bike away from her.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Yeah, THAT'S the only reason :P

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:46, Reply)

I find you physically vile

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:48, Reply)

I love your brutal honesty
But not your brutal face.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:49, Reply)

whatevs lab whatevs

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:52, Reply)

I hope you don't die

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:55, Reply)

You'd miss me if I did
I wouldn't leave you my car either
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Every STOBART lorry would whisper your name
"Fuckface", they would gently utter, as they drove by.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:58, Reply)

shithead

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:59, Reply)

oh this made me laugh and now I feel really bad!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:50, Reply)

You should feel bad
But I did actually lol.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:52, Reply)

I don't like mohawks
but other than that, I would probably tap that ass.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:50, Reply)

If I let you

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:51, Reply)

ooh turned it around
well done.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Well, you're older than her
You can be B3ta's own Penny Farthing!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:47, Reply)