No chance
Women are much more calculating in their destruction of men. Men are just too ignorant to notice (or care) what harm they're doing.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:38, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

nah
generally men just can't be bothered to end things in a way that preserves friendship. "i know we've been together 6 months but i'll just avoid her calls and emails and never text her back, she'll NEVER NOTICE and if she does I DON'T CARE SO LONG AS I DON'T HAVE TO TALK TO HER." the number of my friends this has happened to over the years is ridiculous.

she WILL notice. she might stalk you, stalk you good with texts and calls and facebook posts. or she might be graceful and let you get away with it. but either way she's just going to think you're a cunt, and not even in a "cool, i'm a total manslut" way, just in a total waste of time kind of way.

to balance it, girls are not quite as bad, but they can also be quite shit. my friend laura got caught by her fiance when she snogged someone else on national tv, for example.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:44, Reply)

An ex of mine is having her first child (not mine) in a fortnight
and has given the baby my real first name as its middle name.

I'm really touched.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:46, Reply)

eding myself right now
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:47, Reply)

we all know you're the exception to every rule
you should still ask her to name it monty instead though!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:50, Reply)

it's actually me she has named it after

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:53, Reply)

No, the baby's not called 'Fatweazle'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:04, Reply)

better than having a middle name of
Miserable-grumpy-cunt-face-drug-addled-arse-bandit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:06, Reply)

I'm not sure I agree - that would be a great name.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:11, Reply)

yeah, I didn't think that through

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:14, Reply)

I've made an effort to stay friends with each of my exes
As there was something that attracted me to them in the first place, and I've always placed personality over looks (to an extent)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:52, Reply)