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( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:28, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Christ
Now I have to find my axe.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:32, Reply)

Ooh I took a smug croissant photo on mah balcony when I was away
I'll get it uploaded and we can be smug together.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:33, Reply)

Dear Christ, I have been contaminated by terrible people.
Take them away.

Edit: the story about the boy with the broken back was quite moving though.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:34, Reply)

"omg. cant belev that my litl girl school haz be talin 2 cort becos therv got a 23 year old lad. posin as a 16 year old. wots gowin on with the schools thes day."

Why should she care what's going on with schools? Clearly she's never been to one.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:40, Reply)

Hahaha very good/true.
Apart from going there to post burgers through the railings to her likkl angles.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:45, Reply)

evening Monty

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:47, Reply)

there was one yesterday where a similar muvver
had written that it was unfair her little girl was being picked on by the school because a boy had called her a name so she had kicked him in the balls and now she was the one in trouble. The woman was shocked by this. Obviously none of it was spelled correctly or written eloquently.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:57, Reply)

come on Kitty don't you know
violence solves everything. Teach them young I say.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 18:00, Reply)