I only pee in a toilet.
It's what sets us apart from the animals.
( girlinthehole, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 8:29, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You can train cats to pee in the toilet
Having a pee on a frosty day is a highly satisfying experience. I think it's the steam that does it.

I suppose it's different for women. Too much squatting and not enough directionality.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 8:31, Reply)

You can
but if you do, you deserve to die a slow, painful and lonely death. Unless you also teach your children to shit in gravel and plant pots as an exchange.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 8:34, Reply)

I have never trained a cat to pee in a toilet
I was just making the point that it is possible, therefore it's not something unique to humans.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 8:35, Reply)

I know you haven't. You seem capable of sensible human interaction.
and I was just making the point that those that do, etc etc.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 8:37, Reply)