Good mornings
It's a bit foggy here today. Which means that every idiot is running around with foglights on. Even though it's not that bad, really. I wish someone would knock it into people's thick skulls that if the fog's light enough so they can still do 70mph on the motorway, then they don't need foglights on. Indeed, if there's a car behind you which is travelling close enough to see you, then you should extinguish them too.

Rant over.

So you'll want a question - when was the last time you had a pee outside on a frosty day?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 8:11, 12 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*tumbleweeds*
*kicks ground*

Come on, you lot. Out of bed!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 8:25, Reply)

I only pee in a toilet.
It's what sets us apart from the animals.
( girlinthehole, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 8:29, Reply)

You can train cats to pee in the toilet
Having a pee on a frosty day is a highly satisfying experience. I think it's the steam that does it.

I suppose it's different for women. Too much squatting and not enough directionality.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 8:31, Reply)

You can
but if you do, you deserve to die a slow, painful and lonely death. Unless you also teach your children to shit in gravel and plant pots as an exchange.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 8:34, Reply)

I have never trained a cat to pee in a toilet
I was just making the point that it is possible, therefore it's not something unique to humans.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 8:35, Reply)

I know you haven't. You seem capable of sensible human interaction.
and I was just making the point that those that do, etc etc.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 8:37, Reply)

People who don't understand how to use foglights
will be 3rd against the wall when the revolution comes. however, since I'm now officially a veteran as of today, I've forgotten what the first two are. Nurse? Nurse? I've lost my trousers again..
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 8:33, Reply)

Wearers of white shellsuits
must be fairly high up the list?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 8:37, Reply)

If you take away their benefits
they die by themselves, though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 8:37, Reply)

There's an idea...
*writes note to David Cameron proposing means to reduce public spending and curb overpopulation simultaneously*

Mind you, I'll bet he's thought of that already.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 8:40, Reply)

Fog has gone in my part of London.
Must be because London is full of happy, enlightened souls.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 8:48, Reply)

It's never dull in Hull. It's a pleasant, sunny but cold, morning here.
I love a brisk walk on mornings like this, but avoid peeing outside as I can ill aford any temprature related shrinkage.
(Cave Duck, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:03, Reply)