Happy birthday, you increasingly aged curmudgeon
My birthday was four weeks ago today, and if you'd be prepared to acquiesce retroactively to my request for a fleeting modicum of your respect, I'm sure I could bring a bottle of the aforementioned up from the cellar for you.

Alternatively, I'd like carte blanche to punch the B3tan(s) of my choosing in the face. For the duration of this decade.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 8:39, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

How violent of you
Sometimes you seem so sweet, sometimes so rude... I never know with you. I hope you're not thinking of punching me.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:16, Reply)

For fuck's sakes, how many times am I going to have to say it, people?
STOP PUNCHING ME IN THE FACE.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Never.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:05, Reply)

You're allowed, seeing as it's your birthday.
Only for today, mind.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:10, Reply)