i shall buy some
to spray on my pillows
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:10, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'll spray something else on your 'pillows' if you like?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:14, Reply)

*Goes into Gareth Keenan mode*
I think he means jizz and your tits.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:17, Reply)

i think you might be right
it is easy to confuse the two in all fairness. pillows and my breasts, i mean.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:28, Reply)

"Everbody needs a bosom for a pillow"

(Cave Duck, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:29, Reply)

I used to see the twat that sang that every fucking weekend in Stoke Newington
'fucking 'Brimful' is out again', we'd say.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:33, Reply)

I know which I'd prefer to cry into of an evening.

Well, when I say 'cry'....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:39, Reply)

...
you mean sob with incredulous gratitude that there is a god after all because he made me and allowed you to get within third-eye spitting distance of my whaps?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I do indeed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:43, Reply)

i am blushing
now everything is pink
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:50, Reply)