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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've been spritzing the fake tan on since I got back from holiday
to try and make the most of my normal-coloured skin while it lasts.

As you may know, the side effect of this is smelling like Shreddies for a couple of hours after application.

Which smells can you absolutely not stand and which smells are delicious to you?

I'm a sucker for perfume that smells like sweets and I love the smell of petrol. I hate the smell of tequila and new plastic bags.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:48, 184 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I love the smell of linebreaks.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:50, Reply)
SOZARD
I'll take one out.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:51, Reply)
I love the smell of Deep Heat
Even though others seem to think it stinks, and makes their eyes burn and water.

Worst smell ever: a margarine factory that I was near in France. It made me want to vomit, and made me hate the French.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:51, Reply)
I have some pole grip that smells exactly like deep heat and it stays on my hands for ages, it's horrible!
That's reasonable logic, I hate the Belgians because bad things happened to me when I went to Belgium.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:53, Reply)
You'd probably like wintergreen ointment too
I love the smell of it.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)
I love the taste of Bonjela
getting mouth ulcers is like a treat.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:02, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:08, Reply)
New plastic bags have a vomit like smell, nasty.
Love: Weed, bonfires, bbq's, used firworks/sparklers, christmas trees.
Hate: Wet dog, plastic bags, My living room the morning after a party/gathering.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:52, Reply)
if you spill red bull it smells like vomit, which is weird.
and you can't get rid of the smell even if you wash your hands.

I love the smell of bonfires, I love bonfire night.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:54, Reply)
I want to try and avoid that experiment in equal measures.
best time of year for me, love it. Oh and candyfloss!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:55, Reply)
i can't bear lilies
much as they look pretty, i can smell one at a hundred yards. horrendous.

i love nice aftershave, makes me weak at the knees.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:53, Reply)
I'm a bit like that
when men walk past and they smell really good I have a bit of a mind-cheat on Wiggy.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:55, Reply)
99% of men
fail to realise the effect that nice aftershave, worn properly, has on most girls!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:56, Reply)
When you say 'worn properly' - what do you mean?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)
Not too much
and on the bits which heat it up and make it smell nice.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:00, Reply)
So a light spray on the nads before you go for a jog?
Gotcha.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:01, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:02, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:02, Reply)
testicles and butt cheeks?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:01, Reply)
1 - buy nice aftershave
good stuff, something fresh and sexy, not heavy or musky.

2 - wear enough that there is a faint trace of it but it does not drown out the room

3 - wear enough that it can be appreciated when she buries her head in that bit where your neck meets your shoulder
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:01, Reply)
good tips
I walked past a man this morning who smelled nice, but I could still smell him when I'd walked all the way to the end of the street, so he must have bathed in the stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:03, Reply)
it's not great
haha we were once at wilmslow station when we were about 15 and we could all smell HOT MAN. we could smell him. but we couldn't see him. like a pack of nubile teenage wolves, we circled the station, but we still couldn't track down our prey.

turned out to be my friend evie, who had mistaken "cool water" for "ck one" and thought it was the unisex one (both were very new on the market then, which is how staggeringly old i am).

so we all raped her instead.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:05, Reply)
This made me have a guilty laugh

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:12, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:21, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:04, Reply)
I like Czech and Speake aftershave, do you know theirs?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:04, Reply)
no!
i must try it.

harrods?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:07, Reply)
I buy it from their Jermyn Street shop.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:09, Reply)
i shall buy some
to spray on my pillows
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:10, Reply)
I'll spray something else on your 'pillows' if you like?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:14, Reply)
*Goes into Gareth Keenan mode*
I think he means jizz and your tits.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:17, Reply)
i think you might be right
it is easy to confuse the two in all fairness. pillows and my breasts, i mean.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:28, Reply)
"Everbody needs a bosom for a pillow"

(Cave Duck, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:29, Reply)
I used to see the twat that sang that every fucking weekend in Stoke Newington
'fucking 'Brimful' is out again', we'd say.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:33, Reply)
I know which I'd prefer to cry into of an evening.

Well, when I say 'cry'....
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:39, Reply)
...
you mean sob with incredulous gratitude that there is a god after all because he made me and allowed you to get within third-eye spitting distance of my whaps?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:40, Reply)
I do indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:43, Reply)
i am blushing
now everything is pink
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:50, Reply)
re point 3. I read that as.
When you carry/drag her home 'cos she's done her own body weight in WKD Blue, make sure neither of you can smell the stench of vomit coming from her mouth as she sleeps on your shoulder.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:05, Reply)
Stop going out with chavs then.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:08, Reply)
But they make me feel superior.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:10, Reply)
Oh, so very much this
*happy sighs*
(berk, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:08, Reply)
worn properly?
so rubbing it on my gums is where I've been going wrong is it?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)
Your thoughts on 'Amen'
by Thierry Mugler?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:59, Reply)
Rapey
It just sounds rapey.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:00, Reply)
Just because it's named after
something Catholic priests say.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:03, Reply)
nice
unusual, which is good. noone likes a cliche.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:02, Reply)
*awaits Monty's 'Peter Noone' pic*
It's my scent, bought it for years.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:03, Reply)
*posts Peter Noone pic*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:06, Reply)
I prefer 'Amen' by Albert Fish

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:05, Reply)
I prefer Gin House Blues by Amen Corner.

(Cave Duck, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:10, Reply)
I prefer the 'Amen break'

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:11, Reply)
Me too.
I have the original tune 'Amen Brother' by The Winstons, it's a funk classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:13, Reply)
The most sampled piece of music ever
Sure, artists can say they influenced other artists, but how many can say that their music was used as a foundation of entire genres of music?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:15, Reply)
More than 'Funky Drummer'?
Actually you're probably right.

I thought of you when I was reading Record Collector yesterday - there's an interesting piece on Industrial Records (Throbbing Gristle etc) - they said it's the only time a record label has given its name to a genre. I couldn't think of another.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:20, Reply)
I think that there's stuff that wasn't on Motown Records that people would think of as having the sound of Motown.

(Cave Duck, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:23, Reply)
The sometimes superb stuff on Motown's rock offshoot label Rare Earth, for example.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:26, Reply)
I can think of another
Digital Hardcore, although the label was set up after the man coined the phrase.
I'm not a huge fan of traditional, old-school Industrial, that happened 10-20 years before my musical awakening, but I have seen a few of the old greats.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:23, Reply)
Ah but that article says
a fellow named his label after the name he'd given to his style of music, that's not quite the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:25, Reply)
I concede that

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:27, Reply)
I can pick out things like lillies and cut grass from long distances
Mostly because they make me feel awful. Damn summer smells.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)
lilies
should be illegal, smell like cat piss. dirty tomcat piss.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:06, Reply)
Bread and/or baking, bonfires, BBQs or fireworks
and nice smelling men. I have been known to turn around in the street, Bisto kid style, drawn by some random bloke's smell.
I work in a lab, and some of the stuff we use fucking honks. Beta-mercaptoethanol is a good example, or TEMED (which stands for tetraethyl something something)
(berk, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:53, Reply)
I used to like baking bread until I got one of those microwaveable hot beanbag things
it's supposed to smell like baking bread but it just smells weird. However it smells enough like baking bread to put me off the real smell of baking bread.

I love the smell of baking gingerbread, even though I don't really like the taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:56, Reply)
Same for me with coffee
I could smell it all day but cannot abide the taste of the stuff (unless it's mocha, which I like). Shame about the bread baking smell, isn't that a hindrance in your quest for world cupcake domination?
(berk, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:59, Reply)
Baking bread is a very specific smell
cupcakes don't really smell that strongly when cooking unless they've got a flavour like ginger in them.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:04, Reply)
Is that where Applebite's ex went then?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:11, Reply)
yeah pretty much
I'm like Mrs thingy from Sweeney Todd.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:23, Reply)
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Actually, I love the smell of freshly cut grass in the summer after a bit of rain-fall. It just seems to freshen up the air and make the world smell wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:54, Reply)
I hate that smell
it just smells close and rank.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:56, Reply)
save it for your personal ad

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:56, Reply)
The 'Pets At Home' magazine have banned me from advertising.
Which is a shame.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)
haha
but long walks on the beach would be ideal for the majority of clients they represent, i.e. dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:04, Reply)
Paco Rabane mixed with a bit of man sweat makes me weak at the knees.
Fresh bread and playdough.


I don't like the smell in the gym when it's full of guys working out. Sometimes I can hardly breathe for the stench.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:56, Reply)
It's like that in the goth bar I used to go in when it was punk night because apparently punks don't know how to wash.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)
I think men think
the smell of sweat in a gym is somehow manly and virile, when in fact it is horrible
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:18, Reply)
That's why I hate gyms
I hate the men in really tight tshirts who have arms bigger than their heads, all competing with each other for who can lift the most weights.

I used to go into the 'blokes' section to do some arm stuff that they didn't have in the women's and I would put the weight key up to to the top and then back down again when I finished to pretend I wasn't a weakling.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:25, Reply)
Some men in gyms are a bit strange
and you rarely see them on the treadmills/crosstrainers though that could just be my gym
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:27, Reply)
I just go to a local heathcentre where there is a gym.
We get very few meatheads pumping iron.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)
yeah that's true
there are two types of blokes, the ones who just go to keep fit and the ones that want to double their body weight in muscle, but only in their arms, chest and neck.

When I'm a dragon I'm going to have a gym that has only fun things in it like trampolining and hula hooping.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:35, Reply)
Are you saying you hate Raoul Moat?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:34, Reply)
of course not, that would be crazy.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Love - bread, marmite, wet cat, the scent of a woman, petrol, marker pens, Salt Lick bbq pit, baking cookies, coffee being brewed, cordite, napalm, hot wet tarmac.

Hate - wet dog, bitumen, burning feathers, off milk, rotting potatoes, BO.

Edit: Urgh, Clove Oil, because it always reminds me of fisting lubricant.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:56, Reply)
I love the smell of brewing coffee
but I hate real posh coffee, I'm an instant-loving heathen.

How often do you smell burning feathers and what the hell are you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:58, Reply)
Nah it's got to be real coffee
I spent 25 minutes in a coffee bar in Rome with my eyes closed and was asked if I was alright by a nice lady.

Burning feathers - fletching arrows for hunting.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:59, Reply)
of course, silly me!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:25, Reply)
Marmite is godly
Have you tried the extra old stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:07, Reply)
I never got a pot :(
It was limited edition right?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:10, Reply)
Not sure, I've still seen it being sold.
I'll check Tesco tonight, see if they've got any left. If they do, want some sending to you?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:12, Reply)
I might roll out to the big Tesco
on Old Kent Road tonight. Thanks for the tip!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:22, Reply)
STOP TALKING ABOUT MARMITE
it's disgusting in all its variations.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:25, Reply)
Isn't it? I'd rather lick a tramps arse than eat that stuff
Imagine then my horror when I spotted this.
(berk, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:33, Reply)
oh that is ming!
I wonder what the divide is, between those who don't like it and those who spontaneously vomit upon hearing its name?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:36, Reply)
Common sense, I suspect

(berk, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:37, Reply)
I like the smell of Petrol, and wet concrete.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Love the smell of roast meats and freshly ground coffee. Hate the smell of the cat litter tray in our flat - no matter how often I clean it.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:59, Reply)
Well stop shitting in it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:02, Reply)
It's a cliche
but I also love the smell after rain in the summer. I know it's only essentially wet dust, but I love it all the same.
(berk, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:00, Reply)
Yeap.
With you all the way on that.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:02, Reply)
I was doing some work at Cerestar in Trafford park, where they process grain into chemicals.
The smell was overpowering, and I threw up in drainage ditch on site. Warm cereal smells still make me wretch, and I can't eat weetabix and hot milk anymore. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:00, Reply)
Weetabix and hot milk sounds wrong
but I know how you feel, I used to live near-ish to a chicken feed factory, and when the wind was in the right (or wrong) direction it stank like hell. It's even worse than when the farm near us made silage every year.
(berk, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:05, Reply)
I would be making you vom right now
I smell like nicely warmed wheat.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:05, Reply)
I could put a peg on my nose.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:08, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:26, Reply)
Oh and babies.
I love the smell of babies.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:01, Reply)
O_o

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:02, Reply)
Other ladies will verify this.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:02, Reply)
Not only ladies
a talcumy covered baby is a lovely smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:04, Reply)
Babies smell of shit and vomit

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:05, Reply)
and apparently neglect

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:06, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:06, Reply)
Only if they've just shat or vomited
Usually they smell of Johnson's Baby Powder and nice skin.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:22, Reply)

oo yes, I used to love smelling my babies' hair when they were small. Can't describe it but its the best smell in the world.

My daughter has some wax strips that smell like crayons.
(Freakmandu, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)
Only if you don't cook them too long

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:10, Reply)
I don't have much of a sense of smell, but
I love the smell of rain evaporating off of tarmac, my Dad's cooking and just-popped party poppers.

I hate the smell of smoky clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:02, Reply)
GAY

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:03, Reply)
I also hate the smell of
Your face
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:05, Reply)
I also hate the smell of your mums face
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:05, Reply)

I love the smell of diesel and oil and WD40.

I dislike the small of anything pink or girly.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:04, Reply)
Your 'girly pink' is anything but 'small'

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:06, Reply)
pink isn't a smell
what about a nice PINK steak eh?!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:07, Reply)
pink and girly...
so, er, ME then?!

oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:39, Reply)
The smell of roast beef makes me drool
The smell of Marmite wakes me up

And the smell of vomit is one of the only things I simply cannot deal with.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:06, Reply)
The smell of opium is one that stays with you forever.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:07, Reply)

opium failure
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:08, Reply)
I also love the smell of CHCl3 *sniffs deeply*
*collapses*
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:09, Reply)

C13 ickboys
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:10, Reply)
You'd know

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:12, Reply)
You could be done for entrapment, y'know
Or 'rape by fraud'.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:13, Reply)

I3 B
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:27, Reply)
Fair enough, I'll accept that

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:30, Reply)
My favourite favourite smell is freesias.
I've got some in a little jar on my desk, and the whole room smells gorgeous.
And my perfume. "Sunflowers" by Elizabeth Arden. Lovely and fresh.
Also I love the beach in high summer when the seaweed has been baked to a crisp, and the salt is on the air.

Bad smells are eggs. And petrol. Can't stand petrol smell.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:08, Reply)
I love Green Tea by Elizabeth Arden, it's really clean smelling

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:28, Reply)
Ahaha I have that one too!
they're both really nice scents, without being overpowering.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)
I like
wood polish, old leather, peat fires, soldering flux, fabric plasters and cypress wood.

I dislike dogs, cats, and there's a common tree that in summer reeks of something like jizz.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:09, Reply)
ohhh the leather thing I agree with you there.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:12, Reply)
I like the smell of new leather.
It means it's nearly Christmas and my mum's got a new 3-piece.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Yeah, flux is lovely
(Freakmandu, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 14:33, Reply)
Love the smell of two stroke engined bikes
Hate the smell of our bins since we had a child and started throwing away nappies. It doesn't smell of shit or piss, its just this rancid rotting smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:14, Reply)
you're supposed to take the child out of the nappy before you bin it.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:28, Reply)
I like nice perfumes
Sensi by Armani is nice, there is a delicious Paul Smith for Men that smells wonderful also. I like the smell of fire as well.

I hate the smell of fish more than anything
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:14, Reply)
well fish are an abomination to eat and smell.
so that's a natural reaction :P
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:18, Reply)
I like sensi.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:22, Reply)
It's a nice scent
sadly stopped being made so I'm reliant on a limited source
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:26, Reply)
It's also a name for seedless Jamaican marijuana.
I was making a loljoke I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)
you've taken advantage of my innocence Monty
it's disgraceful.

Especially when I would have laughed at you if you'd meant Japanese master and pointed out the spelling
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:32, Reply)
You are Pato Banton
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:36, Reply)
*prays Jeff is wrong*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:39, Reply)
Come back!
Baby come back!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:41, Reply)
Did you know
that the 60s original of that song was sung by Eddy Grant? You did not.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:42, Reply)
I didn't know that.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:46, Reply)
I bloody did!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:47, Reply)
Good!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:50, Reply)
Ha yes I knew that too!
I love Eddy Grant!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:51, Reply)
I don't like him now.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Pato Banton
Shabba Ranks
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:43, Reply)
JPG for men is fucking vile
It smells of Gay and Desperate and stays in your lungs for a week.
It should be banned.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:18, Reply)
as should Lynx

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:18, Reply)
Which one?
The spicy ones are cack but the fresh ones are alright if you don't drown yourself in them.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:20, Reply)
Lynx = Asian estate agent from Bethnal Green

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:23, Reply)
I haven't smelt that one.
Alaska was the one when I was at school.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:24, Reply)
Lynx just smells of poor people to me.
I actually don't mind the men's Gaultier though, so I think we'd better just shake hands and move on.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:29, Reply)
Gaultier is a choking slaggy mess

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:32, Reply)
I think the worst perfume I ever smelled was called Angel and it was by Gaultier or Givenchy
it smelled like rotting chocolate, it's an indescribable smell!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:37, Reply)
I love this smell : (
It's by Theirry Mugler.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:45, Reply)
It's a bit much isn't it
especially when I find that it's mostly worn by younger men who have no restraint when applying it. I am currently loving Issey Miyake Blue, Chanel Blue and regular Issey Miyake. Fahrenheit would be my chav spray of choice.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Issey Miyake Blue, Chanel Blue and regular Issey Miyake. Fahrenheit would be my chav spray of choice.
 Darth Foxtrot up his slack, distended anus AND I FUCKING LOVE IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:41, Reply)
Are you afraid of our love?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:51, Reply)
Frankly yes, yes I am.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:52, Reply)
Would you feel more comfortable if you were to come along and watch
before moving up to participation?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:53, Reply)
Stop this immediately.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 14:00, Reply)
I quite like the chocolate one
and I used to love Apollo but they stopped making it
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:29, Reply)
Is that the one in the stripy blue man shaped bottle?
If so, I rather like that as long as it is subtly applied as opposed to drowning in the stuff.
(berk, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:30, Reply)
Good, so do I.
I didn't realise I liked the smell of gayness and desperation and have been rather worried since reading Roota's assessment.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:32, Reply)
of course you like the smell
it's like a scented beacon
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:33, Reply)
OOH IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!
Happy Birthday, Mont.
Stear clear of desperate gays tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:33, Reply)
Ooh I didn't realise it was his birthday
Happy Birthday Monty. And Roota's advice is good, stay away from the desperate ones
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:37, Reply)
Thank you. I shall try.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:40, Reply)
Thank you, my dear.
I'm staying in, so it shouldn't be too tricky I hope.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:37, Reply)
Unless Darth knocks round

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:45, Reply)
*turns off lights, stays away from windows, makes no noise at all*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:48, Reply)
now say
Darth Foxtrot three times, while looking into a darkened mirror
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:51, Reply)
What will happen?
I'll feel a sudden, agonising pain in my rectum?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:52, Reply)
Hole in one

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:55, Reply)

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