DisneyWorld is fucking BRILLIANT
Florida I liked but have no basis for comparison in terms of the rest of America. Many of your fellow countrymen have assured me that compared to the other 49 states it's a bit crap.

Maybe not Utah
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:19, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

lets see, maybe if I weren't stuck on a bus for 17 hours with a load of idiots, maybe if I weren't 18, maybe if it weren't a school trip
who knows
MAYBE I would like it

I'd like to visit Utah. Maybe I could pick up a husband and a few sister-wives
you think they get kinky-like down with some foursome action? or is that totally out of the question?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:21, Reply)

I'm led to believe that kinkiness is to Utah as masturbation is to staying in a Bracknell hotel with free porn
In that there is absolutely FUCK ALL else to do there
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:23, Reply)

whatever man, they totally farm and make clothes and shit
anyway, you should probably visit DC, they've a huge gay thing going on there
you and your hair will fit right in

apologies, I'm on the bitter bus today
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:24, Reply)

That really wasn't as bad as what I'm used to on here
Very sweet of you to apologise. My hair's not that gay at the moment. Really short all over. I'm working on it, don't worry.

I thought Frisco was the gay capital of America?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:28, Reply)

I don't think so? I've no idea.
Still, DC is pretty damned gay.

My hair is short all over too. I chopped it off last night.
Still, I'm quite jealous of yours. Sometimes I wish I were a boy.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:32, Reply)

I might print and frame that response
But if you were a boy you'd have to give up BREASTS

/end obviousness
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:35, Reply)

I quite like my breasts.
I just wish I could pull off the hair.

*sits with chin in hands*
*looks at you in awe*
how do you doooooo it?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Is there a particular picture on my profile that inspires such unlikely awe?
I can probably remember the degree of construction that went into it. Although the answer in any case is almost certainly "mousse, straighteners, hairspray and the patience of the immortals"

Tell you what, you can play with my hait if I can... no, it's too easy, I can't say it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:47, Reply)

ya know, the one where it's all blonde and mohawk and hawt
man I wish I could do my hair like that

I just figured out how to jersey up my hair but I went and chopped it all off
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:51, Reply)

POIDH
Ah yes, I really did love that particular haircut. Took fucking AGES every morning. Worth it for that kind of lovely comment from GIRLS though :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:58, Reply)

+myself the hair
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:53, Reply)

tuggin in the mornin
tuggin in the evenin
tuggin at suppertime
if i had a penis
i could tug it anytime
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:55, Reply)

They're Mormons,
so any form of homosexuality is EVIL and WRONG and THE DEVIL. You'll just have to stick with the incest and borderline paedophilia to get your jollies.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:24, Reply)

maaaaaaaaan

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Nonetheless, they sell more porn in Utah than anywhere else in the USA.
I can't possibly imagine what would cause this dichotomy.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:25, Reply)