Weeaak.
Try harder, or I'll send the Bumming Squad round your house.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:50, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

But I haven't got a thing to wear!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Then you haven't got a thing to get violently torn from your body and/or stained with all manner of unlikely substances.
It's probably for the best.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:59, Reply)

A few points
a) I resent being referred to as a squad
b) I've got Street Dance class tonight and am not free for home visits or violations
c) This time I want the cash up front
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:03, Reply)

A few ripostes
a) You're gay enough for twelve. You're a squad.
b) No worries, just fill him in on your calendar when you've got space to fit him in.
c) front behind
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:06, Reply)

That is one of the better gay jibes I've received on B3ta
and you hardly know me. I feel strangely honoured
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:09, Reply)

Why thankyou.
I heard that calling you a bendosexual was the done thing around here so I joined in to look cool. Is it really just because of the dancing?
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:14, Reply)

I've got no fucking idea why it is, to be honest
But I'm sure if you ask around enough someone will provide you with an elaborate response laced with vitriolic, insecure relish
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:17, Reply)

It's fairly simple
Everything you post is bent
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:24, Reply)

Aha, so THAT's it
But hang on. Everything you post is moronic and devoid of point or purpose, but no-one treats you like a total fucktard... oh
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:27, Reply)

Come on now DF that was a funny post.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:29, Reply)

I'm surprised at you, Monty
I'd come to believe that it took a more sophisticated level of humour to impress you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:32, Reply)

I am a man of great contradictions...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:37, Reply)

This may qualify for POTD.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:27, Reply)

I seem to have nailed it there
and caused upset, consider it your birthday gift.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:32, Reply)

*shakes hands*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:36, Reply)

Oh dear, has the Parkinson's set in already?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:38, Reply)

I fear so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:44, Reply)

The chubby tears of a b3tans impotent rage, they should bottle and sell that stuff

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:43, Reply)

It could be called 'Eau D'ear'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:45, Reply)

That sums this place up

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:53, Reply)

^ Pun OTD

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:55, Reply)