i'll give you the first two
the third, i think you meant elegant decadence?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:04, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Maybe I do.
I fear I am slightly stronger at my decadence than my elegance.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:06, Reply)

I think the two come hand in hand.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:07, Reply)

what, me and monty?
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( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:13, Reply)

Actually, coming simultaneously while holding hands sounds more romantic than vulgar to me.
And also cheesy as all hell (the kind of people who'd do that would probably be gazing lovingly into each other's eyes at the time), but meh.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:16, Reply)

oh i agree
it wasn't that bit that i deleted.

it was worse than that, think about replacing each of your word "hand" with a different body part. that sort of crudity.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:20, Reply)

The very best kind available.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:28, Reply)

Have you and Monty ever actually met eye-are-ell?
Actually I think I know the answer to that one, because given the outrageously flirty nature of your posts on each other, the resulting sexplosion would register on the Richter scale.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:30, Reply)

You know that tsunami...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:36, Reply)

normally
what happens online doesn't translate IRL.

but with monty...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:40, Reply)

Well, if it didn't, you'd be letting the side down something rotten.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 18:26, Reply)