so far
i am making you give up meat and smoking. and smoked meat. it's lucky i'm such a catch innit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:08, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I feel so lucky.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:10, Reply)

i do have some good qualities
i refer you to the DD cup bra and ability to suck a golfball through a hosepipe 5 times a night.

that might be about it though.

oh and my car. i have a nice car. i may have mentioned it before. i may also mention it again on the "waste of money" qotw, but at least it's got looks.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:11, Reply)

I fear you will have to search me nightly
to make sure I've not smuggled any German charcuterie into the house.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:12, Reply)

if you behave yourself well enough (three times)
i might allow it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:15, Reply)

*orders an entire wild boar*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Wild?
It was livid.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:19, Reply)

the confidence is admirable

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:20, Reply)