I haven't eaten KFC
since 5 years ago I found a chicken head in my meal.

Never again.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:27, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

If that ever happens to me, I'd like to think that I'd be so horrified I couldn't continue my meal, and complain
In reality, I'd probably just eat round it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Hey, you call it chicken, we call it chicken.
Let's just pretend it's chicken, OK?

unlucky fried kitten
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Haha
I can't even remember the last time me or my friends called it a KFC. It's not just referred to as 'Bucket?'
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Were you in China at the time?
They love that shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Nope, Leamington Spa

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Hory Shit!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Hahah I like you again now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Good good

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:32, Reply)

I have a little bit of sick in my mouth now. Thanks.
Also - have a look at this KFC product:

www.geekologie.com/2010/08/mmmm_meaty_skiny_the_kfc_skinw.php?asid=4f26c4c6
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Looks rather mingin, but I'd give it a try

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Since that time
I've invested in a deep fryer and make all my own fried chicken. It's delicious and free range.

That Skinwich is disgusting, but I know a couple of American Friends who have tried it. I made a (home-made) Double Down fairly recently and nearly died when I ate it.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:31, Reply)

There's a downs joke there, I just can't think of it.
Home made chips and fried chicken are awesome.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:32, Reply)

In the less reputable takeaways of Glasgow...
and possibly other places besides, who fuckin' knows...
lurks a treat known as the 'Scooby Snack'.
It consists of a burger, a square sausage, bacon, egg, potato scone and cheese, all fried up and served in a roll.
It is about eight inches thick, and the foulest concoction known to man or woman or stomach. Generally obtained on the way home form a night out.

However, I made a home made version with posh ingredients and a grill once, and it was delicious (though that could have been the chilis I added.)
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:36, Reply)

I was in Glasgow a few months back
And I got some chicken pakoras (never seen them before). The guy said he only had spicy ones left, I didn't mind. Fuck me, my mouth was on fire!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)

WANT!
Chicken skin is the best bit!
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:32, Reply)

At 3 am
That would look like epic.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:32, Reply)

If I get peckish at 3am
Pretty much the only thing I'll ever eat is Quavers. Others crisps simply do not suffice.

If I had skips or Nik Naks, only then would I reconsider this.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:34, Reply)

It's all about frazzles. Crisps pretending to be bacon. Devious delicious little bastards.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:37, Reply)

No chance, they're utterly vile
It's all about the Quavers.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Do they still do prawn ones?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Don't think so, not seen them in ages

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:45, Reply)

They were lovely
Just recalling how good squares were as well. Only cheese and onion though.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Nah, salt and vinegar are king
Cheese and onion of any brand can fuck off.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:56, Reply)

I'm the exact opposite.
hate s and v
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Its not real unfortunately :(

( Peej, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:35, Reply)

I am quite relieved about that.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Good lord
I had taken to calling KFC "Kompletely Free of Chicken" - clearly I was wrong...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:46, Reply)