More than I care to remember
My Hawaiian shirt phase was a particular low point. And only in recent years have I come to see glasses as an accessory rather than a necessary evil, most pairs I've ever had were hideously ugly. Although the technology to thin my lenses down from "milk bottle" level has only existed for a few years
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:56, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh man I had the worst glasses as a kid
I chose bright blue frames with really big lenses. I look at photos now and ask my mum why the hell she didn't stop me!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Hawaiian shirts are awesome

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:13, Reply)

You've spent too long watching those bloody '118' adverts, haven't you?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Nope
We were going to be in suits with the ridiculous moustaches, until he put one of my sombreros on. We changed into our gear there very quickly afterwards.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:16, Reply)

That you own multiple sombreros
Is neither a surprise nor a credit to your character.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Got them at Download 2006
Me and my mate got one each, as I paid, I kept them both afterwards.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)

I have a genuine sombrero from Mexico
I say genuine, it's not like you can get a fake hat really is it?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:39, Reply)