I hate walking into Tesco when I'm all dolled up for a night out
the lights are so bright in there it just makes you look like an idiot, even if it's obvious you're going out.

I went to a pirate party a bit ago and I was wearing thigh high leather boots and a skull and cross bones shirt plus a headscarf. It was obvious I was in fancy dress, but I still felt like a total tool in the Co-Op buying juice. Especially because Wiggy had a headscarf and stuff too but he took it off and so the rest of his costume was just black pants and a shirt.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:46, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Dude I've done it
as Mr T,
Super Mario and the Notorious BIG. And I was alone! I looked like a mentallist.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Please tell me you blacked up for Notorious.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Hmm...
Em's having a fancy dress do for her birthday, with a theme of music. I'm not allowed to come as anything punk or easy (I suggested getting a mullet wig, hiding one arm in a denim shirt and going as the drummer from Def Lepard).

Any suggestions?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Fat suit
Go as Pavarotti and sing at everyone, instead of speaking.

Or, wear a blonde wig, paint yourself badly with makeup, and carry a headless dummy round with you i.e. Courtney Love
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Both....novel suggestions!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Cardboard boxes and spray paint. Optimus Prime.
It's my next fancy dress plan. I have found instructions on the web.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Go as Steve Hillage in a satin judo suit. No-one will laugh at you, I promise.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:01, Reply)

I'll let you borrow the idea I've been saving for an up coming 1970s themed party.
The Bay City Rollers! It can be achieved with a simple three step plan.
1. Wear a tartan scarf
2. Wear your most flared jeans turned up to mid calf length
3. Stick a plaster cast of Tam Paton's cock up your arse.
(Cave Duck, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:16, Reply)

yeah there all on fb

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:03, Reply)