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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'd crack at 4 new pence, the shiny-faced wanker.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:55, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I'd probably ask to put it on his debit card

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)
I'd probably slash his eyeballs with a sharpened credit card.
Then rub salt and lemon juice into them.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)
Because he's black and spoke without your permission?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:01, Reply)
and because
if he can get his head that shiny then why the devil did he do such a terrible job with my shoes, damn his eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:07, Reply)
And he made a right old hash of singing
"King of the Swingers" from the Jungle Book. Last time I throw one of THEM a coin.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:09, Reply)
Well, an unsharpened one, anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:15, Reply)
Can't See, Won't See

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:01, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:05, Reply)
The last time I was at Soho House (full of cunts - to be avoided) he was coked off his fat flabby tits. Wanker.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:02, Reply)
You should have asked him to say 'Awooga'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:04, Reply)
Hang on
Is this just a bit of 'all black people look the same' racism?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:05, Reply)
Yes.
Then tell him how sorry you were to hear about him and Dawn French splitting up.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:06, Reply)
And then ask him how he thinks he's going to beat David Haye next month

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:10, Reply)
And how it felt getting to play Shaft AND appearing in a Star Wars film

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:12, Reply)
Ask him about his on-screen chemistry with Bill Cosby
and what it was like making 'To Sir with Love'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:17, Reply)
And ask him if Mel Gibson was a mental case back when he made Lethal Weapon

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:19, Reply)
Then ask him
how he gets those sachets of microwave rice he sells to be so tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:28, Reply)
And what it was like to be the Fresh Prince of Bel-air

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:29, Reply)
Tell him you and your wife first danced together
to 'It Started With a Kiss' so it's always been a very special song for you, and that you'd like to thank him.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:31, Reply)
Tell him that you also, had a dream

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:32, Reply)
Hahah that's a good'un, Bobbo.
Add that you were really sory when he was shot and that 'we're not all like that - I've got a Bob Marley CD at home'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:33, Reply)
And ask him how he can run such long distances
And get his teeth so white.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:10, Reply)
Ask him for dancing lessons.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:15, Reply)
I should have asked him to jump off the smoking area of the roof terrace.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:07, Reply)

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