Madame Poulet's rendition of the shopping list
is also something to behold right now.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:58, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'm getting hard just imagining this

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:59, Reply)

I'd like to hear her read the shipping forecast
or as Alan Davis puts it "and now...the chicken forecast"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:02, Reply)

^ This
Set up a concealed recording device and tell her you need some melons, cucumbers and whatever else Nigella Lawson would normally blither about in a seductive fashion.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:02, Reply)

oh man
Nigella's voice is pretty excellent
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:03, Reply)

NIgella is the sort of woman I would like to kidnap
lock in a basement chained to a wall, and secretly father a small family with as if she was my daughter.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:17, Reply)

I'll drink to that
my mrs can't stand her. Don't understand why, normally she can understand why I take a liking to the women that I do.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:18, Reply)

^ This is so wrong...


...it's "as if she were my daughter," for fuck's sake!
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:19, Reply)

well played

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:32, Reply)