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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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ooh arr, etc.I love really posh voices. There's a woman in my office who is freightfully pawsh, it's brilliant.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:59,
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My gf has a posh Edinburgh accent which has the power to make me tremble and spurt.(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:00, Reply)
that must be embarrassing when she rings you on public transport.(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:06,
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I have adapted a mooncup and fixed it to the end.Large size of course.
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You can at best withstand two phone calls on the journey home, then?(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:31, Reply)
Only if I have been drained recently otherwise it's just the one phonecall - any overflow and I get kicked off the busThey don't like me on the Number 43 since an incident last year.
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How about a drain tube connecting to a clostomy bag in your jacket pocket?(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:41, Reply)
I will look in to this but slightly concerned about reverse thrust if someone bumped into the bag.(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:43, Reply)
HehKitty's going to start making them and selling them to her dance students for when they "pole their hole" or whatever the term was.
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Well, safety first. It's got to be painful if you get it wrong.Though having such a large bulge in your hotpants might disconcert your audience...
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