You mean Mr BigStuff now

(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:02, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

She had a right wobbler last night and nobody was even being snotty with her!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:03, Reply)

was the wobbly with dj who mearly made reference to her sig?
Mental cow
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:18, Reply)

Yeah!
And he wasn't even being snotty. He hardly posts any more and didn't know it was her.
Hahaha she is funny.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:21, Reply)

it it wasnt for the fact i missed the post by about 9hours
I'd have told her to shut up and go fishing
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:27, Reply)

Erm, nope.
Whoever you're talking about isn't me.

Isn't it time you got over it?
(nolongernuts, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 19:55, Reply)

Ere, it wasn't me who decided it was you. It was The Disappointed.
So go and tell him to get over it as well.
Alternatively, create yet another account that is "more like where I'm at right now" and see if that one is accepted. Then send me another gaz apologising profusely for being a sad cunt.
Because B3ta really matters.
Cracked twat.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 19:58, Reply)

haha still being roger? get the guts to post as you for gods sake

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:01, Reply)

She won't answer you.
She loves me the most so fuck off, juicy tits.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:03, Reply)

Yawn.....

(nolongernuts, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:04, Reply)

You sometimes make us yawn
But mostly you make us laugh.
I feel we're all a little closer and more cliquey for laughing at your Edmund-like fantasism.
Go and be Roger somewhere where they'll never find you out.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:07, Reply)

I'm quite amused, to be honest
why you're still so obsessed with what I did.
You call me a cracked twat, but you're the one still banging on about it.
Take a long hard look at yourself, Roota. You're really not all that.
(nolongernuts, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:10, Reply)

roota is all that because she is what she is
Doesn't invent other halves and continually post made up bullshit
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:13, Reply)

You hereby have permission to grab them next time you see them
and I won't get all scouse on you
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:14, Reply)

woohoo! prints page

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:15, Reply)

Continually?
I did it for about a month. That's a hell of a long time, that is.
(nolongernuts, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:14, Reply)

ypu got people to congrat you on a fake engagement
Can I get a meennnntaaaallll
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:16, Reply)

Can I get a distuuurbing attention to deeetaaaail

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:17, Reply)

OMG! I told a lie on the internet
and called myself out on it. Such a crime.
(nolongernuts, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:17, Reply)

it wasnt a lie
A lie is me going oh my god I went to Tesco and the guy on the checkout said I was cute and gave me free pompadoms not inventing a whole other life where you change gender
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:19, Reply)

It was a whole life with siblings and their occupations

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:20, Reply)

Kill me now.
Such a travesty!
(nolongernuts, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:21, Reply)

You really can't see just how fucking mental it is can you?
It's amazing.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:42, Reply)

Everyone's banging on about it.
It was pretty shameful.
But if you want to think it's only me who mocks you on here, that's fine.
I know you're in love with me really. Because I'm all that you see.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:13, Reply)

I really don't trawl on here to see what people are saying about me.
And quite frankly, I don't really care.
Was I pathetic? Yes. But really, you lot are just as bad in your own way. Think about it.
(nolongernuts, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:20, Reply)

Needy attention seeker, seeks attention

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:21, Reply)

im so.
Close to stealing your Sig
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:25, Reply)

It's cool 4 skool
unlike wbm current mental health breakdown. She needs a psychiatrist at this moment in life, not the internet.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:29, Reply)

its not an exciting breakdown though
Would not recommend
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:33, Reply)

Go get a life little girl

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:36, Reply)

me? ok ill take the
Recently divorced male model with one kid please
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:39, Reply)

I'm going to be a Polish bus-driver called Lech
Let's interact on completely false terms!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:40, Reply)

hi lech
Killed anyone on your bus recently? My ex has the kid this weekend so I'm out partying
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:42, Reply)

The police kicked my bus in :(

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:43, Reply)

bastards

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:09, Reply)

I never invented a life.
I totally never ever did.
I chat shit to people on tinternet when I'm bored. But I'm not so needy that I invent characters to see which one will get accepted.

*thinks about it*
*nope*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:22, Reply)

Obviously you're bored all the time
judging by the amount of time you spend on here. Go get a life, little girl.
(nolongernuts, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:23, Reply)

But, but
You sent me a grovelling apology. You said you'd made yourself cringe. You said "see ya on the boards".
So you must love me really.
I do have a life. Only one, mind...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:26, Reply)

i think thats because we have accepted ourselves roota
*sage nod*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:24, Reply)

I'm currently praying to St Francis
for the strength to stop mocking the mentally ill.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:29, Reply)

I do wonder why people keep coming back like that
I am being smug and posting this from a lovely cottage in Devon whilst I drink local cider and wait for shoulder of lamb to slowly roast. Croissants for pudding I think. What're you up to?
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:22, Reply)

because were so awesome!
I'm drinking cider and watching all-star family fortunes. Hell yeah
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:25, Reply)

Puppets for fun is one thing
But to be constantly rejected and keep creating new ones in the hope of being part of this crappy tiny corner of the internet is bon-kerrrs.

I have been to the butchers and had some nice lamb diced and then had a lovely old shout at the BNP in town.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:31, Reply)

what were they doing?

(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:37, Reply)

AL!
ON FAMILY FORTUNES THE QUESTION WAS SOMETHING THAT MAY MAKE YOU FALL OVER AND THE WOMAN SAID TRIP OVER YOUR DOG!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:40, Reply)

I bet she's been to australia too!

(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:41, Reply)

must have been!
It wasn't up there though
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:42, Reply)

Fucking retards answering surveys
What the fuck else makes you fall over?
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:48, Reply)

Apart from vodka
and in about amonths time for you, Rohypnol in your drinking water
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:51, Reply)

i hate you

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:51, Reply)

Don't hate me
hate the man who will be drugging your evening glass of milk just so he can see your boobies.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:52, Reply)

my boobs really arent worth seeing

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:58, Reply)

I think you're underestimating just how desperate he might be to see actual boobs instead of pictures on his computer.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:59, Reply)

can you come round and show him yours?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:59, Reply)

They're jubbly!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 19:09, Reply)

ice appatenty
And being drunk.
I think people were too embarrassed to say dog
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:51, Reply)

OH NOES

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:43, Reply)

Pretending to be a 'Support the Troops' demo
A bunch of black lads eventually quelled the rising tension by hijacking their 'patriotic' PA system and plugging in an MP3 of tunes.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:44, Reply)

Wooo!
Did they play some banging eurodance?
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:48, Reply)

I'd left by then.
My dad triumphantly described it as "rap, I think. It was proper black music anyway." Bless him.
We'd both been there at different times being all futile and angry.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:56, Reply)

it definitely is isn't it?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:09, Reply)

erm,no...........
I did have a former account, but I've never set out to lie on here.... rather weird how you lot are associating me with whoever it is.. I dunno.. fuck it, live your own fantasies.
(Mr Big Stuff, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:49, Reply)