aye... hitler killed people
and blair's war killed people. this is my maths for thinking he is worse than thatcher simply for the sheer number of people who died and will die because of his poodlewar. which none of us voted for. and the fact that at some point there will be a horrendous terrorist attack inspired by it. but mostly the fact that he used to grin like a freshly buggered schoolboy but now he is old and haggard he just looks like the devil.

when thatcher croaks i'll think, meh. when blair croaks, i'll come in my pants with glee. especially if he takes his ghastly gurning duckfaced wife down with him. although as he is the devil i'll probably be about 137 by then.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:10, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

morning swipe

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:14, Reply)

hello sexy
how was your weekend?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:18, Reply)

*looks over each shoulder* oh me. yeah good thanks atticus, feeling rough now trying to muster some man power to get out bed and dressed. What's new with you ?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:22, Reply)

atticus?
am i a mockingbird for calling you sexy?!

not much, work this morning, gym this afternoon, dinner in clapham this evening. nothing to set the world on fire. what's got you so knackered then, monty-style massive drugz?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:23, Reply)

only lawyerish person I could think of. Yup massive drugs but am up and showered with clean hair ftw
off to lunch thren flicks , am missing arsenal chelski for a chick who has no intrest in me that way. I am a sucker.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)

stand her up for the football
make her realise what she is missing.

except that you won't, because the opportunity to spend time with her will override it and you'll tell yourself that this way she might appreciate you... we all do it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:47, Reply)

It's not about numbers
The Falklands killed people. It was a load of balls too. People died who shouldn't have died. I don't think people should be converted into 'maths' or 'collateral damage'.

And Blair can piss off as well, I haven't forgotten that tuition fees were passed under a 'Labour' Government.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:15, Reply)

they are all shit
it's been said before, but a b3ta government would wipe the floor with any politicians we've had before. you'd have to be in charge of homeland security though, rootaholmes!

i do agree that people shouldn't be stats, but somehow i can't help feeling iraq/afghanistan are worse than the falklands. probably because i am now old enough to understand the reports, which i wasn't for the falklands, but also because i have a few friends in the army who say we have no idea how dreadful we have made it for the people living over there and that the press only reports 10% of it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Little turrets on Bert Watch, Edmund Watch and Bat-Asylum's-Sick-of-Me Watch!
I have never voted Labour or Conservative. I would only vote Labour tactically if, like my nana, I lived in an area where the BNP were looking lively.
I once voted for a local bloke simply based on the fact that his name was Mohammed Ali. Who else to look after your rubbish collection and anti-social behaviour than The Greatest?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Haha!
Now that is clever voting.
( girlinthehole, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:23, Reply)

People look at me like I'm bonkers when I tell them that
But it's no harm at all because where I live is a safe Labour seat, and council-wise we swing between Labour and Lib-Dem.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:27, Reply)

the constant fake puppetry
never ceases to amaze me. i would just have this thing in my brain saying "er, dude, this is really weird. step away from the computer."

i was in court the other day when the BNP were protesting about the plans to shelve them. i was just looking at them all thinking, ok freedom of speech etc, but... you might as well all have the same banner/placard screaming RACIST TWAT RIGHT HERE.

also the melee of people and press made me late, bastards.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Oh apparently the constant fake puppetry and carefully-detailed fake lives are just a harmless joke
and WE'RE the suckers.

I had a cracking little shout at the BNP yesterday. Was fun. Our branch only have one proper thug, and one very angry man who is fortunately very skinny and only thumps the occasional student.
Therefore I'm not a bit scared. My dad said "Pah, in my day they had Alsatians. And they still got battered."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:32, Reply)

it's tricky
because i do believe that anyone should have freedom of speech. but then when they use it to spout shit that makes me want to use my pink boxing gloves on their crotches... i think you did the right thing by yelling back. excellent work.

i simply can't understand it. if you want to take the piss out of people (bert) or to describe your perfect life (wbm), how can you not see that ultimately it's STILL FAKE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:37, Reply)

They're sneaky too
They used the guise of an anti-war 'support our troops, bring them home' demo to reel idiots in and get signatures on clip-boards.

Much as wbm might use something like "I woke up with her this morning tangled in the bedsheets, and I can't wait for the rest of my life." to make us think "Wow, if she can create Roger, she must be a swell gal"
or Bert might ask a completely 'innocent' question about Monty's ex-bird in order to vent some hatred.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)

and yet
the meatpuppetry seems so much worse, somehow.

the clue with roger was that it was all too perfect. there was once a toolbag on here who targeted me a couple of years ago. said he was a doctor, a cancer specialist at that and i should get my best friend whose mother was dying to call him as he "might know a new drug". he sounded perfect in every way, but after a while, everything was just too cheesily perfect, you know? then his sister was hit by a drunk-driver and fell into a coma (which he knew had happened to my mother before she had died a few months previously, the coma not the drink-driving thing) it all fell apart. for example, he didn't just have tickets to the rugby world cup, his mother had surprised him with front row seats and a suite at the ritz.

so this sort of thing aroused suspicions and after a bit of sleuthing, it turned out he was a mobile phone salesman who never had a sister. he still posts on here but not very often at all, so it seems ok to talk about it now...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Don't they realise that it's fine to be a mobile phone salesman
or a sister-molesterer, or an accountant, or even mad cow who sleeps in the bath, so long as you're comfortable with yourself.
Pretending to be someone else to the extent of talking about your daily routine in great detail indicates that you are a) insane and b) deeply unhappy with who you are. None of the bile directed at us will ever make you happy because we're just internet folk. You shouldn't care about us enough to sit and devise this shit.
And how is a girl going to agree to date you when she realises you are a mad fantasist??
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:57, Reply)

EXACTLY
the worst thing about this tool is that he was actually perfectly nice looking and had a good enough job. he just wasn't the amazingly hot bloke whose picture he sent me (he explained the fact that he could never send any more because he got badly bullied as a child and therefore hated photographs of himself...) and a top doctor. ffs.

but how can you walk away from the computer thinking, ha, i showed them and not fuck, where is the nearest shrink?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:01, Reply)

I really detest Thatcher and the Tories.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:29, Reply)

even
if she wore knee-high socks with little shiny high heeled lace up shoes and a short skirt?

i think i just made myself feel sick.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Yes.
I just did a sick in my mouth.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:41, Reply)

aha
i have found something that chisels beneath the suaveness.

and probably also put you off stockings for life.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Oh, Rachel, how could you?
Do you have any idea how many gigabytes of grot I'm going to have to remove from my hard drive because of that?

('morning all, by the way.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:47, Reply)

i am sure you can keep your
trannies in stockings.

or wait...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:53, Reply)

would you rather
go down on present day Maggie Thatcher for 30 seconds or be jizzed on by the entire Welsh rugby team?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Under what conceivable circumstances
Could you possibly find yourself in a position that would require you to make such a decision?
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:49, Reply)

he pays for it
every friday night
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:54, Reply)