So that confirmed it then. It's official WBM/Roger the starfish will be the next B3tan
tp join Eva Braun, Joseph Goebbels, and Harold Shipman in that ever so exclusive club of 'mentals who topped themselves.' With that in mind I ask you this, At whose death would you like to have been a fly on the wall? famous or not, and why?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 8:09, 119 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

wow
I miss all the fun
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 9:20, Reply)

haha ive just read all that bollocks on the last thread
sometimes i like it here just a little bit
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 14:15, Reply)

I am looking forward to Thatcher's - hopefully it will be on YouTube.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Her death will make me angry
She'll just go peacefully in her sleep and there'll be no regrets or apologies, so what's the point?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 9:56, Reply)

We can hope for a horrendously painful death or that hell does exist.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 9:58, Reply)

And if it's horrendously painful she'll get sympathy and good karma points (if there's such a thing)
It still won't make her or anyone who came after her be more compassionate in their approach to running the country or going to war.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:02, Reply)

As more time passes from when she was PM more and more people now realise the pain, cruelty and misery she caused - particularly through her social policy actions

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:05, Reply)

We ain't seen nothin' yet!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Yep. The public spending review and benefits reform (whilst necessary to an extent to reduce the deficit) are going to be more painful than a lot of people realise

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:11, Reply)

I'm stocking up on noodles and onions

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:12, Reply)

I will be loading up on meat, cider and Marlboro Lights.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:14, Reply)

xbox games and frazzles personally.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:18, Reply)

and herb?
In other news I will soon be going for a windswept walk along the beach near Lyme Regis. An excellent way to rinse out my hangover.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:21, Reply)

without doubt but drugs are bad mmmkay.
Good luck, the weather is apocalyptic here!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Fair point.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 9:59, Reply)

i'll be quite sad when she dies. she was a pretty courageous woman
And like rswipe I will be much more delighted when tony blair shuffles off this mortal coil
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:28, Reply)

I've always wonderd
if there'll be some sort of ticketing system for dancing on Thatchers grave, or should one just turn up? And what about the people who want to piss or shit on it? Will there be a moratorium until the dancers have all had a go, or should I just wear my wellies and hope for the best.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:24, Reply)

i've never quite understood
why thatcher attracts so much more hatred than everybody else from people our age. not why she attracts hatred, but why she was apparently the worst.

ok yes if you were working in mining or manufacturing at the time she closed the mines/factories down, but for people under 35 or even under 40, well, we were still kids then. so why is thatcher any worse than the shower of utter incompetents before her who raised taxes to 90% and caused stagflation and the brain drain? or the last lot, who dragged us into war on the worst of transparent pretences and created a deficit that it will take the next 3 generations to clear... and then decided the way out of it was to spend more public money?? i think they are all as bad as each other, they are all lying, self-serving incompetents, and they should all have their graves danced and defecated upon, regardless of party or policy!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:47, Reply)

I think it's because Thatcher had such bad hair.

( girlinthehole, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:49, Reply)

you should see mine this morning
i got absolutely soaked in the rain last night and something about rainwater makes every single hair on my head (and i have very thick wavy hair) run around screaming "rebel! fight! stand upright! charge!"

i make maggie's helmet look like a vogue cover.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Well after spending the last 2 years growing mine long I now remember why I got it all cut off in the first place.

( girlinthehole, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:02, Reply)

but your new facebook photo is so pretty!
it is a pain in the proverbial though. mine is about collarbone length at the moment, and if i take it to the hairdresser or spend 90 mins conditioning and straightening or curling it, yes it looks very nice. if i don't... it looks like i have a judith on my head!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:11, Reply)

That's because I was 20 in that photo : )

( girlinthehole, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:16, Reply)

well
the fact that i couldn't tell the difference has to be a pretty big genuine compliment right there!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:21, Reply)

I hadn't thought of that : )
Thank you very much.
( girlinthehole, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:22, Reply)

trufax!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:27, Reply)

NO
You really suit your longer hair. I know it's a faff having longer hair, but can't you meet it half way?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:17, Reply)

I shall persevere.
I like flicking it when speaking to handsome men : )
( girlinthehole, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Eggsackly
You don't have to grow it past your arse or anything.
The Greek told me I should grow mine because "I mean, look at that girl walking over there. See how her hair is all swooshy? Wouldn't you like that?" and wonders why his arse got dumped.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:24, Reply)

a lot of men
do like long hair. not all men - my dad and my brothers all preferred it when my mother/their other halves had the chop. but then when you grow it, they do nothing but whinge because it takes you so long to get ready!

the greek sounds like a bellend, what a stupid thing to say.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:30, Reply)

God bless him.
We only dated for a couple of weeks. Five in total if you count his holiday to greece where I had already decided to dump him on his return BEFORE he'd departed.
He still wonders why I had the audacity not to attach myself to him like an obedient and appropriately-coiffured kitten.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:34, Reply)

What do you think of long hair on a man? I love mine but sometimes I get temptedto chop it
as it's not particularly cool.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:38, Reply)

It's not cool past a certain age generally
Some people carry it off because you simply cannot imagine them with short hair.
I prefer my boyfriend with short hair, but if he wanted to grow it again it's his business. If it got past Cat Stephens' length though, I think I'd have trouble appreciating his good looks as much as I do now. I think too much hair clouds a man's handsomeness.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Nonononononono, long hair for you, deffo.
You with short hair, your hair doesn't add any points, but you with long hair and it does add a few points, I'd say at least 2, maybe 3... so that'll put you up at least a 7.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Just so you know the scale of things
Cafe Girl, pre-Father Incident, was a 8.5
Shop Girl is about 6.5
Sweet Shop Girl was about 8 but she's got a husband so is really a 3.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:16, Reply)

I was born long after World War Two, but I'm not too fussed on Hitler. Ya dig, homez?
Besides, despite only being 32, I recall only two well how things were in the inner cities during the Thatcher years.
In fairness, I regard all successive leaders of this country with equal contempt. They seem to have this "Well I'm not as bad as Thatcher..." approach, and it's simply not true. They have her to thank though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:03, Reply)

aye... hitler killed people
and blair's war killed people. this is my maths for thinking he is worse than thatcher simply for the sheer number of people who died and will die because of his poodlewar. which none of us voted for. and the fact that at some point there will be a horrendous terrorist attack inspired by it. but mostly the fact that he used to grin like a freshly buggered schoolboy but now he is old and haggard he just looks like the devil.

when thatcher croaks i'll think, meh. when blair croaks, i'll come in my pants with glee. especially if he takes his ghastly gurning duckfaced wife down with him. although as he is the devil i'll probably be about 137 by then.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:10, Reply)

morning swipe

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:14, Reply)

hello sexy
how was your weekend?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:18, Reply)

*looks over each shoulder* oh me. yeah good thanks atticus, feeling rough now trying to muster some man power to get out bed and dressed. What's new with you ?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:22, Reply)

atticus?
am i a mockingbird for calling you sexy?!

not much, work this morning, gym this afternoon, dinner in clapham this evening. nothing to set the world on fire. what's got you so knackered then, monty-style massive drugz?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:23, Reply)

only lawyerish person I could think of. Yup massive drugs but am up and showered with clean hair ftw
off to lunch thren flicks , am missing arsenal chelski for a chick who has no intrest in me that way. I am a sucker.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)

stand her up for the football
make her realise what she is missing.

except that you won't, because the opportunity to spend time with her will override it and you'll tell yourself that this way she might appreciate you... we all do it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:47, Reply)

It's not about numbers
The Falklands killed people. It was a load of balls too. People died who shouldn't have died. I don't think people should be converted into 'maths' or 'collateral damage'.

And Blair can piss off as well, I haven't forgotten that tuition fees were passed under a 'Labour' Government.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:15, Reply)

they are all shit
it's been said before, but a b3ta government would wipe the floor with any politicians we've had before. you'd have to be in charge of homeland security though, rootaholmes!

i do agree that people shouldn't be stats, but somehow i can't help feeling iraq/afghanistan are worse than the falklands. probably because i am now old enough to understand the reports, which i wasn't for the falklands, but also because i have a few friends in the army who say we have no idea how dreadful we have made it for the people living over there and that the press only reports 10% of it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Little turrets on Bert Watch, Edmund Watch and Bat-Asylum's-Sick-of-Me Watch!
I have never voted Labour or Conservative. I would only vote Labour tactically if, like my nana, I lived in an area where the BNP were looking lively.
I once voted for a local bloke simply based on the fact that his name was Mohammed Ali. Who else to look after your rubbish collection and anti-social behaviour than The Greatest?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Haha!
Now that is clever voting.
( girlinthehole, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:23, Reply)

People look at me like I'm bonkers when I tell them that
But it's no harm at all because where I live is a safe Labour seat, and council-wise we swing between Labour and Lib-Dem.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:27, Reply)

the constant fake puppetry
never ceases to amaze me. i would just have this thing in my brain saying "er, dude, this is really weird. step away from the computer."

i was in court the other day when the BNP were protesting about the plans to shelve them. i was just looking at them all thinking, ok freedom of speech etc, but... you might as well all have the same banner/placard screaming RACIST TWAT RIGHT HERE.

also the melee of people and press made me late, bastards.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Oh apparently the constant fake puppetry and carefully-detailed fake lives are just a harmless joke
and WE'RE the suckers.

I had a cracking little shout at the BNP yesterday. Was fun. Our branch only have one proper thug, and one very angry man who is fortunately very skinny and only thumps the occasional student.
Therefore I'm not a bit scared. My dad said "Pah, in my day they had Alsatians. And they still got battered."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:32, Reply)

it's tricky
because i do believe that anyone should have freedom of speech. but then when they use it to spout shit that makes me want to use my pink boxing gloves on their crotches... i think you did the right thing by yelling back. excellent work.

i simply can't understand it. if you want to take the piss out of people (bert) or to describe your perfect life (wbm), how can you not see that ultimately it's STILL FAKE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:37, Reply)

They're sneaky too
They used the guise of an anti-war 'support our troops, bring them home' demo to reel idiots in and get signatures on clip-boards.

Much as wbm might use something like "I woke up with her this morning tangled in the bedsheets, and I can't wait for the rest of my life." to make us think "Wow, if she can create Roger, she must be a swell gal"
or Bert might ask a completely 'innocent' question about Monty's ex-bird in order to vent some hatred.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)

and yet
the meatpuppetry seems so much worse, somehow.

the clue with roger was that it was all too perfect. there was once a toolbag on here who targeted me a couple of years ago. said he was a doctor, a cancer specialist at that and i should get my best friend whose mother was dying to call him as he "might know a new drug". he sounded perfect in every way, but after a while, everything was just too cheesily perfect, you know? then his sister was hit by a drunk-driver and fell into a coma (which he knew had happened to my mother before she had died a few months previously, the coma not the drink-driving thing) it all fell apart. for example, he didn't just have tickets to the rugby world cup, his mother had surprised him with front row seats and a suite at the ritz.

so this sort of thing aroused suspicions and after a bit of sleuthing, it turned out he was a mobile phone salesman who never had a sister. he still posts on here but not very often at all, so it seems ok to talk about it now...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Don't they realise that it's fine to be a mobile phone salesman
or a sister-molesterer, or an accountant, or even mad cow who sleeps in the bath, so long as you're comfortable with yourself.
Pretending to be someone else to the extent of talking about your daily routine in great detail indicates that you are a) insane and b) deeply unhappy with who you are. None of the bile directed at us will ever make you happy because we're just internet folk. You shouldn't care about us enough to sit and devise this shit.
And how is a girl going to agree to date you when she realises you are a mad fantasist??
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:57, Reply)

EXACTLY
the worst thing about this tool is that he was actually perfectly nice looking and had a good enough job. he just wasn't the amazingly hot bloke whose picture he sent me (he explained the fact that he could never send any more because he got badly bullied as a child and therefore hated photographs of himself...) and a top doctor. ffs.

but how can you walk away from the computer thinking, ha, i showed them and not fuck, where is the nearest shrink?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:01, Reply)

I really detest Thatcher and the Tories.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:29, Reply)

even
if she wore knee-high socks with little shiny high heeled lace up shoes and a short skirt?

i think i just made myself feel sick.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Yes.
I just did a sick in my mouth.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:41, Reply)

aha
i have found something that chisels beneath the suaveness.

and probably also put you off stockings for life.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Oh, Rachel, how could you?
Do you have any idea how many gigabytes of grot I'm going to have to remove from my hard drive because of that?

('morning all, by the way.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:47, Reply)

i am sure you can keep your
trannies in stockings.

or wait...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:53, Reply)

would you rather
go down on present day Maggie Thatcher for 30 seconds or be jizzed on by the entire Welsh rugby team?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Under what conceivable circumstances
Could you possibly find yourself in a position that would require you to make such a decision?
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:49, Reply)

he pays for it
every friday night
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Yeh', I'm with you on all this.
Interest rates by the bloke before her shot up to something like 30% effectivly distroying every single person in property.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 15:56, Reply)

I would like to state
that I am NOT Edmund, Bert or that poor crazy woman in California (?). If needs be, gaz a mod or maybe ask DrTugnut - I'm fairly sure he knows who I am/was. I had two previous accounts that were deleted at my request (the last one was deleted early this year); one main reason was that there was too much personal info attached to them that it would have been a bit much to ask cr3 to erase. When I created this account I never intended to post much, just join in a bit on my favorite website, and I'll go back to lurking if people are hostile.

I've also rarely lied on here, bar the occassional fudging of precise details to make a qotw story flow better; something I'm sure we're all "guilty" of. And posting the odd bit of bollocks when I'm pissed that doesn't look so amusing in the morning.

And I apologise to djtrialprice. I knew who he is and who he goes out with - the idea that I was under suspicion and might be being "investigated" by roota kinda made me snap in a moment of pissedness when I shouldn't really have been on the internet..
(Mr Big Stuff, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I never 'investigate'. I just speculate.
I don't even know any mods, and for one last time IT WAS THE DISAPPOINTED who first suggested you were wbm, and it made perfect sense to me because of the bullshit you spouted.

I am glad you have apologised to djtp because it was evident that was the reason you were being off with him, and he has nothing to do with all this bollocks that we so like to 'investigate' round here.

Also, go and do some fishing.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:01, Reply)

although i strongly suspect
he wouldn't be able to give a fuck if you paid him to do so!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:02, Reply)

He had no clue about it all!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:04, Reply)

I don't understand the above two remarks
Or the bit about fishing. And I missed out on whatever The Disappointed said. Do you still think I'm WBM?
(Mr Big Stuff, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:08, Reply)

You wouldn't have known you were under 'investigation' by me without seeing what I was replying to, which was this:
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post883538

So you've fucked up about being ignorant of TD's comments there.
Now fuck off.

*pushes glasses up nose* See also where I said "I mean, I knew it was a pile of cack, but I have to admit that I didn't know who it was."
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post883607
Yet you'd still decided by Friday night that I was the one on your case. That's cos I do your fucking head in for some reason.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:12, Reply)

I'm paranoid
I had a tiny inkling and snapped.
(Mr Big Stuff, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:17, Reply)

I don't recall seeing the post you linked to
I was very pissed and haven't gone back to those posts - because it's rather embarrassing.

Not sure all the aggressive language is justified
(Mr Big Stuff, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:18, Reply)

But you saw my response to it?
Which was the ONLY place I ever publicly entertained the idea of you being wbm, in response to someone else's suggestion.

So you're Good Cop again. You are a schizo, girl.
Right I'm off to my mum's for a roast.
Take care.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:21, Reply)

girl?
I'm a bloke, and not WBM...

I'm gonna get my account deleted again. This is always more stress than it's worth.
(Mr Big Stuff, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Yet you continue to do it.
Be a woman next time and it might take TD longer to realise who you are.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:24, Reply)

mine wasn't clever
i was merely saying that i doubt djtrialprice will care if you apologise or curse him, it's all just onlineshit innit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Thank you for that calming reminder
that I shouldn't be giving this lunatic the attention (s)he so clearly craves.
Have a nice day.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:23, Reply)

and you!!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:27, Reply)

I'm still in bed. I feel quite disgusted with myself for being so lazy
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)

Fuck it, it's a Sunday!

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 13:30, Reply)

i bought those
curvy soled keep-fit trainers and i really want to go for a long walk before the gym this afternoon. and ever since i bought them, i swear, it has pissed it down. which is why i am sitting on my sofa in them eating. this is NOT THE POINT of the fancy curvy soled keep-fit trainers!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 13:32, Reply)

I'm keeping an eye on it easing off slightly and then I'm going to leg it
No sign of it thus far. I may just have to get wet.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 13:36, Reply)

i would just get wet
if i were wearing shitty old trainers. but these ones are NEW and shiny. so if you have shitty old feet on, go for it.

gah stupid rain.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 13:51, Reply)

It has actually eased off!
I think I may take the chance and Captain Oates it. "I may be some time!" - I'm in a dramatic mood today.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 13:53, Reply)

have fun swimming
in all your clothes!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 14:01, Reply)

It wasn't too bad!
Quick towel dry, don't appear to have caught dysentery. Pizza in oven; it's all good!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 14:40, Reply)

You are all mentalists.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 13:18, Reply)

where did that kettle go?
the nice pot here has something he wants to call it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Christ almighty, what have I missed?
Toying with the idea of getting some food in but it's absolutely torrential.

As far as the future, much anticipated death of Thatcher goes, I believe the Daily Mash said it best: She should be paraded through the streets and then lobbed down an empty mine shaft.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Todmorden resembles Banglasdesh at the moment.
I may have to climb on the roof.
( girlinthehole, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)

my half brother's mum (if you can follow that)
and my cousin live down on industrial street and the street in front of it, right by the river - both lost their basement kitchens last time it rained like this!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Full of darkies?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 19:46, Reply)

I've got a cunt of a hangover
Someone entertain me. Please.

I feel rotten.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 15:10, Reply)

i just fainted and almost smacked my head on a wooden dog
Which I'm laughing about now....
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 15:38, Reply)

My hangover is like coming down from massive drugs.
I read your post as 'i just fainted and almost smacked my head on a wooden dog
Which I'm laughing about now....
'

Which is just bizzare. Did you watch the motorbikes TGB?

God my head hurts. I'm back in bed I feel so rough.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 15:41, Reply)

i think ir was a mix of dodgy duck and booze yesterday coupled with not eating today
I did! Last two laps with rossi and Lorenzo were amazing
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 15:44, Reply)

I didn't watch it because I don't care in the slightest for the motorbikes
But I thought it would be polite to ask. (I'm getting good at being polite!)

Tell ya, you have no idea as to how rough I'm feeling at the moment. I've had chocolate, coke, crisps and a bacon sandwich and I still feel like death.

Any advice?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 15:48, Reply)

go back to sleep ftw
That or vomiting I find works best
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 15:55, Reply)

I was just about to say the same thing.
Or, more alcohol, and if that doesn't work then go back to bed and call it a day.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Your lot were robbed
against Man City DG.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:03, Reply)

So I gather.
Another blatant, stone wall penalty decision that the ref totally ignored. I only caught the last few minutes on the radio.

Still, we're not as shit as Liverpool have been this season.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:07, Reply)

The 'Pool
Are/were 2-0 down the last time I checked.

hahahahaha.

If the aim for your team is to stay in the Prem this year, then you'll probably manage it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:09, Reply)

I'd settle for that, to be honest.
I'm not a deluded Toon supporter who thinks that because we've gone up we'll win the league and every cup we're still in. If Liverpool go down I shall piss myself laughing. Somehow I doubt they will, though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:12, Reply)

I'm watching the Chelsea game on my laptop
Hopefully football will take my mind off the pain.

Did you do anything fun last night TGB?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I'm so exorsted it's inbelieable, I feel I've taken like 200mg of sevradol or something with a handful of diazipam.
I'm so tired that I can feel like I'm getting massagered all over my body, and I'm struggling to keep my eyes open.

This weekend I learnt something called CodeIgnitor (a framework for PHP), and it's really good stuff, I've learnt how to expand it quite a lot using my previous home made framework. Basicly, it's like knowing how to ride a bike and learning how to ride a car.

I'm hoping I can make it so I can finish my objective and get a test I got given for a job interview I went to last week, in time for it to be on his desk tomorow morning, even though there is no deadline. That should really fucking impress them. I wish I didn't go to work last friday, I'd have an extra day which is just what I need. Never mind, I was doing them a favour, they seriously pissed me off recently though.

I was going to cook some creamy/crab/parsly/lemon/salt/pepper pasta thing tonight for dinner, but I really can't be fucked at all. I think the crab would last 'till tomo, so I'll have that tomo for dinner and get sushi tonight. After all I've done this week, I deserve it, I'm fucking amazing in so many respects, not every, but a few. Well proud of this week.

Lots of love

Bloggity Pops.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:05, Reply)

too many gonzisms!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:06, Reply)

My head is in so much code at the moment that I've got it currently stuck in my head to re-write the X-Factor script in OOP-PHP
I don't mind a bit of x-factor, I preffered Fame Accadamy though.

I sware, that daft wannabe victorian lady gaga girl, I've taken a disliking to her.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:12, Reply)

i love the xfactor!
Madonna wanna be does my head in I hope she goes but I quite like cher so I hope she goes through
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:23, Reply)

The X-Factor should only be watched
during the auditon process.

After that, it should be avoided.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:26, Reply)

I get sucked in :( I watched shutter island yesterday it was awesome
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Yeh', I'm with you on that one, I must have missed most of it this year, sad times.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:27, Reply)

The X Factor is the worst kind of cheap, exploitative TV shite,
engineered with the sole purpose of lining Cowell's bulging pockets with yet more cash, whilst giving the nation the opportunity of laughing at the poor, deluded morons who audition thinking they have genuine talent.

Hideous man, hideous programme. The short bits I've seen were enough.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:35, Reply)

So who do you want to win?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 17:03, Reply)

The axe.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 20:31, Reply)

So piss on my grave.
Quite frankly, yes I've been suicidal, but not because of you dumb cunts.
And trust me, if I were ever to get the guts to top myself, it really wouldn't be because of you.

Oh, and Roota, I take it out on you because you're the only person that has gazzed me nasty shit. So get cunted in the fuck you stupid fucking cunt.
(nolongernuts, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 4:15, Reply)

As one of the people here who has been moderatley nice to you, I would just like to say:
Go and fuck yourself with a rag man's trumpet.

Sideways.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 7:43, Reply)

It's not just Roota that's bemused by your bizarre behaviour - a lot of us are. Why do you bother? Do you really think that creating some form of fantasy existence online enhances your life? Does it truly make you feel better about yourself? Doesn't it make you question your mental health?
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 7:51, Reply)

Show everyone the gazzes if you like, they weren't random attacks
It was responses to stuff you said to me on the board and also stuff you'd gazzed me in one of your many fake apologies.
You're right though. We are dumb cunts. You ought to stop creating characters that you hope we'll like. We're not worth it. I actually mean that.

I'm putting you on ignore again before I catch mental.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 7:58, Reply)