I've got a cunt of a hangover
Someone entertain me. Please.

I feel rotten.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 15:10, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

i just fainted and almost smacked my head on a wooden dog
Which I'm laughing about now....
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 15:38, Reply)

My hangover is like coming down from massive drugs.
I read your post as 'i just fainted and almost smacked my head on a wooden dog
Which I'm laughing about now....
'

Which is just bizzare. Did you watch the motorbikes TGB?

God my head hurts. I'm back in bed I feel so rough.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 15:41, Reply)

i think ir was a mix of dodgy duck and booze yesterday coupled with not eating today
I did! Last two laps with rossi and Lorenzo were amazing
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 15:44, Reply)

I didn't watch it because I don't care in the slightest for the motorbikes
But I thought it would be polite to ask. (I'm getting good at being polite!)

Tell ya, you have no idea as to how rough I'm feeling at the moment. I've had chocolate, coke, crisps and a bacon sandwich and I still feel like death.

Any advice?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 15:48, Reply)

go back to sleep ftw
That or vomiting I find works best
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 15:55, Reply)

I was just about to say the same thing.
Or, more alcohol, and if that doesn't work then go back to bed and call it a day.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Your lot were robbed
against Man City DG.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:03, Reply)

So I gather.
Another blatant, stone wall penalty decision that the ref totally ignored. I only caught the last few minutes on the radio.

Still, we're not as shit as Liverpool have been this season.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:07, Reply)

The 'Pool
Are/were 2-0 down the last time I checked.

hahahahaha.

If the aim for your team is to stay in the Prem this year, then you'll probably manage it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:09, Reply)

I'd settle for that, to be honest.
I'm not a deluded Toon supporter who thinks that because we've gone up we'll win the league and every cup we're still in. If Liverpool go down I shall piss myself laughing. Somehow I doubt they will, though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:12, Reply)

I'm watching the Chelsea game on my laptop
Hopefully football will take my mind off the pain.

Did you do anything fun last night TGB?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 15:58, Reply)