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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Football sucks

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 18:48, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
how was the oiseau?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 18:50, Reply)
Nice. Can't decide if buried is brilliant or shit.
Nothing gonna happen though so fuck it I say. How was the gym?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 19:03, Reply)
but its with ryan reynolds
Yummy yummy
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 19:36, Reply)
It is either genius or crap i can't decide
He is good though only him for an hour and a half.'how you feeling sick note ?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 19:43, Reply)
just off kilter really
Spaced
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 20:34, Reply)
How did the date go this afternoon Bob?
Get a snog? Cloth tits or ever inside-tops?*

*I am Jeff and I'm 14 years old.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 19:01, Reply)
Not really a date just a girl i have liked for ages.
She was shit scared and held my hand in her crotch for about half an hour. So feel up ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 19:05, Reply)
So she likes you too?
Or did she just have a itchy vadge?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 19:07, Reply)
Have no idea really . Nice and warm though. What you up to.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 19:10, Reply)
I've got a hangover.
But I am about to check on my lamb which is in the oven.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 19:16, Reply)
I have pork waiting and massive drugs

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 19:18, Reply)
How massive are the drugs you have?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 19:37, Reply)
I would consider myself tO be a veteran smoker
However this shit has turned my eyes grey I'm a little concerned
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 19:40, Reply)
You won't throw another whitey will you?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 19:43, Reply)
No way Jose
Watching the wire forgetting about footie for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 19:46, Reply)
I've just had roast lamb.
It was well lush. Pork good?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 20:38, Reply)
oh yes
now watching alan partridge. Jurassic park!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 20:43, Reply)
Back of the net!
My hangover has cleared and I'm wanting cider, but this will mean going to the shops.

What should I do?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 20:55, Reply)
GO to the shops
and reward yourself by buying more cider than normal and a cake.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 20:58, Reply)
Cake eh?
any cake in particlar?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:01, Reply)
dunno don't like cake
you come across as a cake lover though. I would get a can of tizer and some jelly tots.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:04, Reply)
Ahh... Yes Bob.
Or the Bob Grooming Kit as it's also known!

I do like cake. But I don't have a favourite cake type.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:09, Reply)
you can get a remarkable amount of rohypnol in a jelly tot

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:11, Reply)

+Bob can get a remarkable amount of rohypnol jizz in a jelly tot
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:12, Reply)
You are fundamentally flawed
and a broken human being. you are bert aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:21, Reply)
You don't mean that do you?
Do you?

**crosses arms and refuses to hand over a fiver**
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:22, Reply)
Arise
Jeff Monkey Sex
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:23, Reply)
Bob.
This isn't even funny.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:23, Reply)
go and get your cider
clear your head and when you come back we can start again and say no more about it bert jeff
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:25, Reply)
Okay.
**To the happy juice shop!**
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:26, Reply)

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