I don't because cheese and toast are for fat people.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:06, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Does the jacket now fit?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:08, Reply)

I've decided it fit anyway.
I'm more pissed off that I bought it from a namby pamby boutique and it didn't even come with tags. I've sent an arsey email demanding a part refund.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:22, Reply)

What tags were you expecting?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:23, Reply)

Just the usual ones attached to the label.
Think it takes the piss they can send it like that, it could have been worn for all I know. Paid £130 for it, I expect it to be brand spanking new.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:43, Reply)

Hiya luv
What's going on in your life? I haven't had a 'magic' text in a while.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:47, Reply)

That's because I've been coming up short in the poo department.
I'm not too bad, been back in Newcastle nearly three weeks now, it's going alright. Having massive second thoughts about this course though and am currently shitting myself with regards to the future. On the plus side I've met a doris, will be interesting to see where it goes. She is reet hot. How's it going in the self pity city?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:07, Reply)