Shit
Should I play dead or run at you waving my arms and screaming?
I can never remmber.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:38, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

if you ran at me screaming
it would make me laugh. and in my current mood that might actually crack my face. so best go with playing dead!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:40, Reply)

You wouldn't laugh at a dead person just lying there?
Weirdo.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:41, Reply)

depends who it was mein lieb
depends who it was. if it were roota, no of course i wouldn't laugh. i'd weep buckets. then step gingerly around the corpse and blame it on an OT patsy.

(where IS bob this morning?!?)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:47, Reply)

Nein! Deutsch! Meine alleinige Schwäche!
Wait, what if it were me?

HEY OT MY MUM HATES ME I'MA KILL MYSELF TO DEAD YOU'LL BE SORRY
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:51, Reply)

did you
just call me your mum???

i shall be bringing out monty's cheesewire of doom!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:54, Reply)

i shall be bringing out monty's cheesewire of doom

This is making me moist and I am off to buy a ciabatta
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:56, Reply)

brilliant
the breadfrotting AND the slkfrotting are really taking off.

yay!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:59, Reply)

Nono. See above re: toothbrushes.
...or, wait, do you *want* me to? I can if you wish...

Edit: slkfrotting? What's an slk?
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:02, Reply)

omg
the bestest car in the world!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Yeah, I can hear the frotting there.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:23, Reply)

The best defence is to pick up your canoe.
I heard this on radio 4, so it must be true.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:41, Reply)

...just in case the bear steps on it, which would be an inconvenience to your journey home were you to survive the initial bear-related encounter?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:03, Reply)