She needs A REAL MAN in her life. An arachnid slayer with excellent hair.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:15, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*Imagines Monty stepping up to the plate*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:15, Reply)

i am now thinking this
wanted: one house husband. must be good at spider-slaying and cooking. in return: free accommodation including sky tv, occasional use of sports car and deep-throat on demand.

shall i put it in loot?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:16, Reply)

I don't think that will be necessary.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:17, Reply)

oh really?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Does Sky TV
Include Sky Sports?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:18, Reply)

unfortunately yes
it comes as part of the package
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:27, Reply)

*considers submitting an application*
.........

*Decides against it, on account of PINK exercise equipment and the boxing training. I'm not stupid, I don't want a kicking for burning your toast*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)

you'd be fine
i never have bread in, so i don't really eat toast.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:34, Reply)

never always
, so I don't really eat toast my vagina
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Damn, I hate spiders
*considers therapy*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:42, Reply)