Listen, toots
It's your job to answer the phones. Read your cone-tract.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:58, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

It's true.
Although since the new secretary started, she thought it was her job to answer them before me and I just let her think that, so I deserve this really. She's back in the room now so I've resumed looking at the phone with contempt whilst it trills.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:03, Reply)

"She's back in the room"
Practicing hypnosis on underlings is fun! I treat my underlings well, and only occasionally remind them of their place at my feet.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:05, Reply)

no fair, I want underlings
although technically she is my junior, I feel bad ordering her around.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:20, Reply)

To be honest
I treat everyone who's technically my junior with respect and kindness. I do store all their emails within a folder entitled "Minions" though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:23, Reply)