I remember a puppet show on channel 4 when I was a kid that was about badgers
and had singing vegetables in it. Noone else seems to remember this and I can't find anything on google. Does this ring a bell with anyone else?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:02, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

bodger and badger bodger and badger la la la la la
Bodger! and Badger! Are never far away
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:06, Reply)

"Everybody knows, badger takes it UP THE ARSE"
is what we used to sing at school
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Reminds me of the Fraggle song
"Down at Fraggle Rock,
Grab a Fraggle by his cock.
Swing him round your head
'Til the bastards dead"
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:13, Reply)

I remember
Half a pound of nuts and bolts,
Half a pound of elastic,
Put them in the washing-machine,
Out pops a spastic.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Phenomenal
Officelol.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Glad that made you smile.
I'll try and remember some others.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Please do
I'm far too disconnected with my childhood songs
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:00, Reply)

there's better versions
down at fraggle rock
grab a fraggle by his cock
spin him round and round
till his bollocks touch the ground
throw him in the air
catch him by his pubic hair
if he starts to cry
punch that bastard in the eye
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:15, Reply)

*sniggers like a child*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Mashed Potatoes!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Bodger is actually pretty creepy looking

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Anyone who makes a living with their hand
up a badgery-puppets-arse has to be a bit weird.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:14, Reply)

No. You are mentally ill
and this fictional show is just your mind trying covering up your REAL childhood memories which involve the school caretaker, a smelly van and your very sore bottom.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:11, Reply)

hahahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:13, Reply)

It was real
there was a glowing red rock in the cabbages that baddies were looking for. Someone must remember this.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Anything on TV Cream that might jog your memory?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:30, Reply)

I have googled it to shit.
I will have another go but can't remember enough about it to type anything coherent in.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Exactly what bits do you remember?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:33, Reply)

It was on Channel 4, it had singing cabbages in it. meteors had fallen from space and some had
landed in the cabbages which belonged to some badgers. And there were baddies after the meteors who may have been foxes or wolves or something.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:35, Reply)

....and then you woke up in some local woodland with a small bit of blood in your pants.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Honest to God this was a real programme.
I will find it one day.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:41, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvVsAGf0DPk
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:39, Reply)

no belmer. it was real.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I had a google
but got distracted onto a discussion page about Avatar: The Last Airbender in which a furious argument rages over the ratio of Benders to nonBenders in the Fire Nation. I had a childish chortle.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:05, Reply)