My brother lent me an album by "Empire of the sun"
it's ok, but if I want to listen to faux 80's synth pop I might as well listen to actual 80's synth pop.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:26, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

They did a couple of tracks I love.
The rest is forgettable.
( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:28, Reply)

The first 4 tracks are good
but the rest of the album is just "meh" *grumbles about the culture of downloading individual tracks killing the incentive to make decent albums*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)

They're shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I wish we could get you quoted on adverts for new bands
"Incredible!" - NME

"The saviour of rock!" - Rolling Stone

"They're shit" - Monty Boyce
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:36, Reply)

officelol

( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I considered music journalism when I was younger
but realised I'd have to pretend to like stuff all day and therefore I couldn't do it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:49, Reply)

And you would have missed out on the glamorous world of managing an online retail business
you dodged a bullet there
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Actually since the internet's ubiquity
journalism is fucked so I actually agree with you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:57, Reply)

I was going to say something along the lines of "Every cunt and his dog on the internet thinks he's a music journo"
but I was stepping a bit outside my field of expertise.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Surely you missed a trick there
You'd have been famous within weeks as the music critic who just thinks (/had the temerity to point out that) everything's shit - soon it would have become a challenge for a band to release a record that met with your approval, rather than just being fawned over the fucking godawful NM-fucking-E with its shit taste in shit music and pretentious shitehawks who produce shit that just sounds like a shitty pile of shit-grade faeces.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)

But what do you really think?
C'mon, stop holding back!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:03, Reply)

About anything in particular? Or just generally?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Give it to us hard.
You know you want to.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:15, Reply)

..."That's what she said"?
I'm confused, is there anything specific you'd like an opinion on?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:16, Reply)

But as soon as he said he liked something, the spell would be broken

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:10, Reply)