Run up to him in the street with an empty syringe
and inject air into his veins.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:19, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Pah, pure rage doesn't allow for such fine manipulation
If he's truly enraged he should pick up the closest object/being and bludgeon his victim to death with it. Or tackle him to the ground and push his thumbs through his eyes, while howling incomprehensibly.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:22, Reply)

We had a case at work where a girl went sick at her bloke and hammered his head before chopping his legs off with a chainsaw
but they deemed it wasn't temporary insanity because after they had the fight she then went to B&Q to buy the hammer and chainsaw.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:39, Reply)

How about running into his place of work and blowing myself up with a homemade nail bomb
All the while pointing my colostomy bag in his general direction. In fact, i'll put some mini screws in with the shit for maximum effect.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:23, Reply)

This is good.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:26, Reply)