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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Revenge
I want some. I know it's best served cold, so I have waited nearly 5 years and I am ready to unfurl my hatred. I plan on going to this persons house, and in the garden, writing out the word CUNT in weedkiller. I will do this in Winter when the grass stops growing, so for a good 5 months this prize maggot will open the curtains to see an 8 foot high tribute to his ocean going cuntiness.

I would like the idea of sending gay/animal porn, they still live with their parents, and they all have the same initial!!

Any other great ideas for carrying out pointless acts petty hatred. All ideas welcomed.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:42, 306 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Go past their desk
and take all their pens and pencils.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)
Can I enquire as to what actually caused this rage?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)
wrong coloured M&Ms.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:49, Reply)
I think someone called him a liar on the internet
So in five years we'll all wake up to WBM/BSM/RSF having shat on our property
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:51, Reply)
She'll love that.
What with her being into fishing and all, just this time it'll be the brown trout.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:54, Reply)

h t
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:34, Reply)
Hang on...
do his parents deserve to suffer as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:44, Reply)
Well, yes they do actually
For bring this cunt into the world.

For the record he betrayed me and another mutual friend, acted like and WAS a walking liability and deserved to punched in the fucking face, repeatedly. However, I done the adult thing and just told him to fuck off and never darken my door again. In retrospect he got off far too lightly, hence the thread.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:51, Reply)
Look, i'm all for getting your own back
and there's nothing like revenge for getting your own back (although i've heard vengeance is pretty good), but you should leave his parents property out of it.

Does he have a car? (y'know, just sayin')
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:54, Reply)
Unfortunately not....well, he may have these days.
Reprisal is also pretty effective as well
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:57, Reply)
I don't think festering hatred for 5 years followed by weedkillering a lawn
Could ever be classified as "the adult thing" to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:55, Reply)
No festering hatred to be honest
Just a void, a void with violence in
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:58, Reply)
A story of betrayal
This could be good.

What is the entire story?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:55, Reply)
I consider that sort of stuff a bit cowardly. If this person has done something bad enough to make you feel bitter for all this time, go and sort it out directly.

(Cave Duck, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:44, Reply)
Or you know move on like an adult.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:46, Reply)
you'll regret saying that...

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:46, Reply)
Am I going to find weedkiller in my non existant lawn?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:47, Reply)
If an internet writes on a non-existent lawn in weedkiller
does it still say "Cunt" ?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:49, Reply)
at the very least
not for a while though
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:49, Reply)
Yeah, wait 5 years
and then boast about it on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:50, Reply)
You want some as well then?
For I have many gallons of weedkiller
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:51, Reply)
AND I have a large back garden with a slope in the middle
perfect for a nice big "CUNT" that I would see every morning
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:56, Reply)
don't want to piss on your chips or anything but...
Weed killer generally speaking, kills weeds. Not lawns.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:57, Reply)
It kills everyfuckingthing. Trust me

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:58, Reply)
Ahhh, so you're a "Roundup" man
I was going to do this when I was 15 (i'm 33 now), I had it all worked out. I was going to put the weedkiller mixture in an empty washing up bottle for the actual deed.

In the end I forgot all about it. Probably for the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:04, Reply)
A washing up bottle you say....
*takes notes*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:06, Reply)
They sell Roundup in those squirty bottles with a trigger mechanism and adjustable nozzle now.
Hang on...wasn't I trying to dissuade you from doing this?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:09, Reply)
Skips merrily to Asda
Filled with hatred and a £1 off coupon.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:11, Reply)
You're filled with a £1 off coupon?
What a disturbing image.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:48, Reply)
how does it differentiate between one type of plant and another?
pretty sure all the weedkiller I've used has had instructions not to spray it on plants you want to keep
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:59, Reply)
oh shit
that's where I've been going wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:03, Reply)
Although I'm writing a letter to my old letting agent
and I'm so gosh damn angry, I'm only going to put "Yours" not "Yours sincerely"
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:51, Reply)
OUCH

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:52, Reply)
why not put
"dear sir" and "yours faithfully"

that is truly COLD.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:52, Reply)
"yours, etc."
Cuts them dead. You can't even be BOTHERED to finish it. That's how nonplussed you are.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:53, Reply)
remind me not to get on the wrong side of you

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:54, Reply)
but
then you still have to sign it. need a nice illegible signature (mine looks like a wavy line, courtesy of years doing tenant arrears letters, so they couldn't track me down and stab me)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:54, Reply)
I've got a scanned version of my sig, though.
So if I'm REALLY apathetic about you, I'll just drop it in as an image and you'll never know. Take that.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:56, Reply)
Mine too
I was a cheque signatory for years and as such my signature has deteriorated into what looks like one of those hospital heartbeat monitor pulse thingies.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:57, Reply)
I don't sign things often
so mine has an enormous flourish on the end. Praise be to surnames ending in Y!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:00, Reply)
I cross the last three Ts of my name
with a huge Z shaped scribble. It's like Zorro came and stabbed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:05, Reply)
I approve of this

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:05, Reply)
yes
exactly that. mine doesn't fit on the back of my card at all.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:07, Reply)
ooo, that's harsh

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:53, Reply)
No, I know his name,
I'm not going against everything I've ever learnt in school.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:54, Reply)
if you're writing to a company
though... anyway. it's your letter!

/puts down lawyer hat
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:55, Reply)
he went out of his way to keep his real name away from me.
I'm not letting him think he has won.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:59, Reply)
No form of anger sears in quite the same way
As a proper, British letter of formal complaint. Unfortunately most lettings agents are emotionally retarded and may not respond to it in the normal way.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:02, Reply)
He responded to my claim for £2780
with a transfer of £900.
These letters are saying cheers for that you still owe me £2780 though.
yours etc.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:03, Reply)
£900 is a good start
but he's treating you like a sucker if he thinks he can just pay that and you'll wag your tail and go away.

the reality is that if you hadn't sued him, he wouldn't have paid at all.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:06, Reply)
He's sent you £900 but still owes you the full original amount?
That's some rate of interest you're charging.
(Cave Duck, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:06, Reply)
contractual sum -v- statutory penalty
two different animals!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:07, Reply)
That's my deposit returned
the £2780 is a penalty payment for not protecting my deposit.
but hey ho it doesn't matter the £900 has bounced over the weekend so never mind.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:20, Reply)
In my very limited experience
legal action is useful against those who wont pay, but often not worth persuing against those who can't pay.
(Cave Duck, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:05, Reply)
Did he reject your advances?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:46, Reply)
burn him to the ground
it's the only way he'll learn

that's BURN, not BUM
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:46, Reply)
Bum him to the ground
it's the only way he'll learn

that's BUM, not BURN
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:48, Reply)
*sigh*
Since I'm contractually obliged to do this, I'm going to have to tell you to grow the fuck up and man the fuck up. Seriously, 5 years thinking about this? what a fucking waste of a life.

Alternatively, piss through their letter box then ring the bell and ask how far it went.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:48, Reply)
Are you being the parent today?
Badger, badger can I have a Shelby Mustang GT500 for christmas please?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:50, Reply)
There's a bloke round the corner from me has a 2005 Mustang GT.
This isn't relevant, of course. If you're very good then we'll see if Santa can find one for you.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:52, Reply)
I'm very good all the time!

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:42, Reply)
So you say.
I feel more evidence is necessary.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:43, Reply)
Look at all the lovely posts I post all the tinme on OT
lovely and good all of them
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:49, Reply)
I can vouch for this
no need to check
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:53, Reply)
No, I haven't been thinking about for 5 years
I had forgotten all about the cock, for many years, then I saw him in town and the hatred flooded back.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:53, Reply)
Fucking hell
that is really sad. Especially considering you're normally one of the people on here ripping it out of people taking things too seriously.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:55, Reply)
Serious is subjective
And don't tell me you have never had dealings with someone who, after the fact, you would still like to annoy the fuck out of.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:02, Reply)
yeah but I don't see Al very often.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:06, Reply)
I want to kill Christian O'Connell and I have not seen him for ten years.
There is, however, a massive fucking billboard with his ghastly equine visage gurning out from it that I have to pass twice a day near my house, to keep the hatred alive.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:10, Reply)
It won't be there for long.
I only paid for the advertising space for a month.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:12, Reply)
oh this is genius
let's club together and buy a bowie ad.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:14, Reply)
I'm in.
Maybe we could have a picture of Bowie being interviewed by O'Connell?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:15, Reply)
That would cause a rift in the space-time cuntinuum.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:23, Reply)
You'd love the attention.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:25, Reply)
Chuck a glass of meths in their face
then follow it swiftly with a lit match. You'll feel so much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:58, Reply)
And warmer.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:59, Reply)
And comparatively better looking.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:06, Reply)
It's all 'win', I'm telling you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:11, Reply)
Is that a tried and tested method?
Burning faces, or even burning faeces aren't really my cup of tea. Pathetic moonlit gardening graffitti is more my scene.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:04, Reply)
If they have a car...
...get up early on a work day, break in, open the bonnet, undo the radiator cap and fill it with long grain rice.
Replace cap, close bonnet.
Sit in your own car and wait until your victim starts thier car to go to work.
Light a spliff and follow for approx 5 minutes before Vesuvius erupts.
Take lots of pictures and share on here.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:03, Reply)
It is time to let the bitterness go
I know you're better than seeking mundane, petty revenge
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:05, Reply)
twice in one day
what the shit has happened to you?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:09, Reply)
I'm more connected with my feelings now, and feel empathy for my fellow man

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:11, Reply)
You fancy him.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:11, Reply)
What can I say, after suffering years of childhood abuse I only go for the paedo look

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:13, Reply)
That said if it's something serious, like he looked at his pint down the pub
he should do time for the cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:12, Reply)
I like Rory Lyon V.2

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:13, Reply)
You can't just tell half a story like that
we need to know how he wronged you before we can decide if vengeance is necessary and/or strong enough.

The b3ta bench is in session!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:07, Reply)
The punishment must fit the crime!
love it.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:09, Reply)
Agreed.
I've asked this as well. But I've had no further information.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:09, Reply)
I am outraged by this and am so furious
I might vent my rage on some sort of talk/forum page. However since I am so angry I don't I will be able to articulate why I am so angry. Jeff what the hell should I do?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:15, Reply)
Reminisce
About a animated kids show made in Scandinavia that only you have ever watched?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:17, Reply)
I can do the shit out of that.
I am probably the best at that in the entire world. Europe won the cup!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:18, Reply)
The whole story is far too involving and epic
As much as I love my B3ta, I also like to keep something back for myself
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:15, Reply)
to mull, stew and become completely embittered over?
if you won't tell us the whole story you shouldn't have started it. At least give us the gist. In what category did he screw you over? Love, life, work, school?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:22, Reply)
let's make up a story and pick the best.
I think he's angry with this guy because they ran into each other at The Rocky Horror Picture Show night at the local fetish club. Whilst CJ agreed not to reveal this unfortunately revealing renezvous to the villain's social circle, the villain made no such promise and announced it to the local pub the following week, ruining CJ's chances with the barmaid whilst maintaining that he had only been there to research a book he was writing, thus winning the barmaid's heart EDIT: and driving away with her in his Honda Accord.

Better? Or was it CJ who was supposed to have the Honda? When I call him CJ it makes me think of David Spade. I like David Spade.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:17, Reply)
needs much moar Honda Accord

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:19, Reply)
That's rather special

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:20, Reply)
fanksh

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:23, Reply)
I think he's angry because
His friend told him how the Harry Potter series of books concluded before he had time to read them.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:20, Reply)
oh don't even joke about that
someone at work has just ruined Grey's Anatomy for me and now I've got to wait until I've forgotten what she said before I can watch it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:23, Reply)
Someone did that to me with Dexter
I've forgotten what he said, but remember the rage. Don't think I've punished him yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:25, Reply)
I don't watch either Grey's or Dexter.
Am I missing anything good?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:26, Reply)
Dexter yes, Grey's no.
Dexter is really good. Grey's is good if you're a girl or being forced to watch it by a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:34, Reply)
Is Dexter's wife starting to spoil the show?
I am hoping he will kill her.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:38, Reply)
he has a wife?
His sister in the show is his wife in real life, how gross is that? Also, she's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:49, Reply)
Oh fuck - sorry.
I am watching the new series on Sky not C4 - you are a few series' behind.
'Look into my eyes'
*does wiggly hands*
'Dexter has no wife - you will forget this ever happened'.
*snaps fingers*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:55, Reply)
you're a dick.
Only kidding, cracked.com wrote an article about Dexter recently and it had a couple of spoilers regarding someone who dies which ruined it a little bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:59, Reply)
The writers and makers of Grey's Anatomy
ruined Grey's Anatomy for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:25, Reply)
oh shut yer face
miserable.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:36, Reply)
Alright Joe Dolce, calm down

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:39, Reply)
I don't get this
I'm probably TOO YOUNG.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:49, Reply)
I don't think the actors are entirely blameless either

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:28, Reply)
I bet they fell out over who was best, Cheech or Chong.
I know it's caused me to murder a few people over the years.
(Cave Duck, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:29, Reply)
It's clearly Chong.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:38, Reply)
No man, it's Dave.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:43, Reply)
Why stop at weedkiller?
You should totally make and eat the most horrendous doner kebab-vindaloo, followed by a bowl of stewed prunes and shit the word into his lawn. Nothing will ever grow back there, and the smell will be atrocious. Best of all, because it's his house, all the neighbours will think he smells.

In the meantime, you should make sure you've eaten enough for an epi-log and crap gleefully into his car engine, his oven, his washing machine and his iron, so that when he goes to iron his shitty clothes from the shit-filled washing machine it sprays steamed shit all over them and makes them even shittier.

If applicable also crap on his dog.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:12, Reply)
Or shave the word 'cunt' on his dog....
...and do a shit on his parents.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:14, Reply)
his iron?
HIS IRON?! You're a twisted man Crow. Or Man-Crow.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:15, Reply)
or 'Crapmaster Crap and the Furious Crap'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:21, Reply)
Let that be a lesson not to get on the wrong side of me
(The wrong side being the one that produces the crap)
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:26, Reply)
I have a colostomy bag
So, all this shit squirting would be a piece of cake, thanks The Supreme Crow
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:17, Reply)
Could you fit a cake icing nozzle and "ice" his windscreen?
This may require some form of breathing apparatus.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:20, Reply)
Needs moar crap.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:18, Reply)
Don't forget to shit
in his hair dryer so he covers the dog with shit when he tries to dry his dog after bathing it.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:19, Reply)
YES.
I like the way you think. Perhaps together we could rule the world under the totalitarian fear of being shat upon in creative and yet terrifying and surprising ways.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:28, Reply)
Even better, you can donate some of your anal products after a night out in Vauxhall
with added day old jism.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:27, Reply)

your my
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:31, Reply)
Just have a shit on his doorstep.
and hope they don't have security cameras.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:13, Reply)
Then place a sheet of newspaper over it, set it alight and ring the doorbell.
An 80s classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:18, Reply)
And then slash his face with a Stanley Knife.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:22, Reply)
with your crap on the blade.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:22, Reply)
Oh yes - very 'Mongol'.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:29, Reply)
Private references a-go-go
We are the cliquiest clique in Cliqueland.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:36, Reply)
Enlist the aid of friends
and crop dust him wherever he goes. Bonus points for getting others to blame it on him.
(I helped save b3ta! Wanderer, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:14, Reply)
This is not the great plains or North by Northwest.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:16, Reply)
I should explain, then.
Crop dusting is when you pass by close to someone and fart just before you reach them, so the cloud follows you and envelops them. If you have a number of people in on it, the subject will never suspect.
(I helped save b3ta! Wanderer, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:19, Reply)
I see, sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:21, Reply)
I was with you Bartleby
I was picturing CJ in a bi-plane with goggles and a scarf whipping out behind him
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:38, Reply)
it would be so hilarious
In fact, that's going in my film
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:40, Reply)
I absolutely love this idea
edit: I preferred it when I thought you meant flying a plane over him and spraying him with insecticde
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:19, Reply)
That might get a bit involved.

(I helped save b3ta! Wanderer, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:24, Reply)
there's no point in doing revenge by halves
especially when the original sin was so unspeakable that it makes you only tell HALF A STORY ON THE INTERNET AND MAKE KITTY MAD
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:38, Reply)
Run up to him in the street with an empty syringe
and inject air into his veins.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:19, Reply)
Pah, pure rage doesn't allow for such fine manipulation
If he's truly enraged he should pick up the closest object/being and bludgeon his victim to death with it. Or tackle him to the ground and push his thumbs through his eyes, while howling incomprehensibly.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:22, Reply)
We had a case at work where a girl went sick at her bloke and hammered his head before chopping his legs off with a chainsaw
but they deemed it wasn't temporary insanity because after they had the fight she then went to B&Q to buy the hammer and chainsaw.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:39, Reply)
How about running into his place of work and blowing myself up with a homemade nail bomb
All the while pointing my colostomy bag in his general direction. In fact, i'll put some mini screws in with the shit for maximum effect.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:23, Reply)
This is good.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:26, Reply)
How about using a hole punch to make one of his favourite pair of shoes look like a brogue, but leave the other plain?
Or embroidering "I think you're a bit silly" onto the inside of the neck band of one of his cravats?

Or get an elastic band, stretch it out as far as you can and write a rude word on it and put it through the letter box. In it's normal size it will just look like it's got some very thin lines on it - but you'll know the truth!
(Cave Duck, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:23, Reply)
Good God man, i'm not a fucking barbarian

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:24, Reply)
this is a serious POTD contender

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:27, Reply)
The brogue suggestion is just a step too far.
In fact all this 'crazy talk' has made me want to go and make peace with my nemesis.


I mean, one brogue, one fucking brogue.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:31, Reply)
It's inhuman.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:32, Reply)
you animal

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:36, Reply)
This is 'man's inhumaity to man' writ LARGE,

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:37, Reply)
it is.
the horror.....
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:40, Reply)
or written very very small on the inside of an elastic band

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:31, Reply)
on the hole punching note you could put a load of hole punchey bits into his umbrella
and then wait until it rains.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:41, Reply)
what's wrong with a classic
punch to the face?

It says a lot about how you feel.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:23, Reply)
Get a Super Soaker
and load it with water laced with the cheapest, nastiest perfume you can buy and make him smell like Vicky Pollard for the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Wanderer, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:24, Reply)
He needs a decent one-liner before hosing him down
"Smell you later ASSHOLE"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:25, Reply)

water laced with the cheapest, nastiest perfume you can buy and make him smell like Vicky Pollard for the day.

the diarrhoea of a syphillitic baboon, and fire it at close range into his eyes and mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:27, Reply)
what is it with you and poop Monty?!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:42, Reply)
Please Miss, Crow started it, Miss!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:44, Reply)
I have a bin filled with rainwater and fagbutts
Do what it what you will.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:29, Reply)

in filled with rainwater and fagb s
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:39, Reply)
HAVE YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A FILM STAR?
With Lampito Productions you can star in top quality grot!
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:40, Reply)
*starts work on a 'plot'*
Working title: 'Broadsword mauling Tranny Boy'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:41, Reply)
You can start working on my "plot"
It's dirty and needs ploughing, and maybe you can spread some "seeds" on it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:42, Reply)
A friend did ask me to star in his new porn venture funnily enough
I turned the kind offer down, I´m just not that sort of boy.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:42, Reply)
In other words - the money was shit.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:46, Reply)
Or the other 'actor' had a bigger cock than his
and a 'goatse'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:47, Reply)
And the film was 'shit' and shot in Dortmund

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:48, Reply)
Heh
I´ll have to do some research later to see if the site ever got going, was called porn for a pound or something
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:49, Reply)
"Scheise Liebling 3 - Munchen Mudflaps."

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:51, Reply)
Dresden Dogging 3
Baden Baden Bumfest.
(Cave Duck, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:56, Reply)
Sorry, I'm not in the business anymore

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:48, Reply)
*tears up script*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:51, Reply)
Cut his dad's hamstrings with a scalpel
then make his mum dance naked to 'Space Oddity' until she dies from exhaustion.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:31, Reply)
officelols
His parents may already be dead, the stupid old cunts.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:36, Reply)
They are.
Believe me, they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:37, Reply)
Send me their false teeth and kneecaps, It's the only way I can be sure.

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:39, Reply)
Pretend to be him, write a stupid fucking emo blog, then share it on here
He'll be teased mercilessly for the rest of his days.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:35, Reply)
Don´t be a hater
forgive his indiscretions and welcome him to your breast.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:37, Reply)
Then slowly pull his teeth out with rusty pliers.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:40, Reply)
How about a new pair, would be easier from my point of view.
Then swap the position of the teeth and jam them back in with a plastic mallet from Poundland.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:42, Reply)
...

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:40, Reply)
OK, I'm done with all this bile, I have seen the error of my ways and no I intend to let the matter glide in to the past
I prescribe myself some fluff to soothe my fevered brow.


(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:50, Reply)
That's your own pic isn't it
It's very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:52, Reply)
He should trim it's ear-hair a bit.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:52, Reply)
It's not that great.
There is a cat in the way of the trellis.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:52, Reply)
that cat looks like it is dead and has been stuffed

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:52, Reply)
It's practising mind control. Don't look directly into it's eyes.

(Cave Duck, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:53, Reply)
is it like Hypno-toad?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:54, Reply)
It probably would be, if I had any idea what Hypno-toad is/was.

(Cave Duck, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:57, Reply)
Futurama
google him
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:08, Reply)
Only if the cat tells me to.

(Cave Duck, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:11, Reply)
WTF? You get me on board for this revenge thing and then pussy out?
tsk
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:53, Reply)
Whoa, someone's trying to rile the Cat Hater

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:54, Reply)
The Kitty sees you pooping on the lawn
The Kitty is not impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:01, Reply)
Some trainer wearing wizard has made his picture dissapear.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:02, Reply)
Because the shocking truth of why he was there came out?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:06, Reply)
hahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:07, Reply)
you beauty

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:09, Reply)
That's very good isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:09, Reply)
it is indeed
you can always count on Lab for a rapid, badly put together, hilarious image
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:10, Reply)
I agree with everything you've said.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:13, Reply)
*high fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:14, Reply)
It's going to get better

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:10, Reply)
What was I thinking?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:11, Reply)
I know the fucking feeling mate

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:12, Reply)
With added D:Ream?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:11, Reply)
Nah, just a minor addition
I couldn't get the Ziggy stripe on his face to work without looking properly shit. Not endearingly shit, properly shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:14, Reply)
And the addition of a Crouching Monty
Liberally ramming himself on that bollard (animated gif maybe?) would be odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:15, Reply)
Perhaps one of the posters in the window could be changed to read Next Week: NDubz featuring Chubby Checker.

(Cave Duck, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:19, Reply)
Do you see how small they are?
I can only read the one that starts "Notice".
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:21, Reply)
I want that a lot. Please

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:20, Reply)
FINE

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:28, Reply)
You are fucking demented.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:28, Reply)
And you are so close to getting past that ridge
Keep trying!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:29, Reply)
I'm so wet right now

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:30, Reply)
My cheeks are so wet now.
Wet with stinging tears of regret.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:31, Reply)
If it's any consolation
You've brightened my day no end.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:32, Reply)
Have fun with it.
I deserve all you can throw at me, I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:35, Reply)
Now you know what I feel like
after a shoot wiht you.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:32, Reply)
I realise I should have been gentler now.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:35, Reply)
I'll get my revenge next Thursday
That's when we're filming A Strap-On Young Lad, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:36, Reply)
Hahahah

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:37, Reply)
I like the fact that the girl isn't looking at him
suggesting that Monty acting in this way is so commonplace that the locals no longer pay any attention to it.
(Cave Duck, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:31, Reply)
That's why I kept her in
Golden!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:32, Reply)
Good work, sir, Damn good work.

(Cave Duck, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:33, Reply)
I think we all have pictures that make us smile.
Here's mine...

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:05, Reply)
I think kitty has just detected one of Roota's air biscuits.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Roota's Tourettes'
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:08, Reply)
Told you it was going to be deleted.
I only posted it because it was taken outside 'Monty's Bar' and I was trying to get chicks claiming I owned a bar.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:02, Reply)
You already pretend to DJ to get chicks.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:03, Reply)
Not before I saved it for "fipping purposes"

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:03, Reply)
I don't know what this means.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:18, Reply)
Don't worry, I didn't. I'm not that creepy
fipping is the feminine version of "fapping"
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:19, Reply)
Google was not my friend.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:23, Reply)
Speaking of which, what is a chive bunny?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:24, Reply)
I don't know.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:26, Reply)
You called me it a while ago

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:27, Reply)
I really cannot imagine why.
Something to do with 'Jive Bunny' and chives?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:30, Reply)
I was talking about chives in salad
What's a jive bunny then?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:31, Reply)
there were a couple of really shit records released under that name
in the 80s - not specifically related to you in any way.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:37, Reply)
I'm going to imagine it's a euphemism for a ladywank
Whereas a 'euphemimsy' is a word or phrase used to describe a vagina. Examples of euphemimsies include Lady Garden and Axe Wound.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:20, Reply)
Oh my god.
OH MY GOD that's amazing.

Though Wookiee's coining of the term "mingury" is even better.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:22, Reply)
Very good indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:23, Reply)
a nine-bar perhaps

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:04, Reply)
With those trainers on?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:04, Reply)
They're fucking bog-standard Converse.
Plus, I'm dripping with chicks at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:05, Reply)
You are Jay Cartwright
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:09, Reply)
*Googles*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:19, Reply)
Probably helps if you watch purile television.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:21, Reply)
I took it
I'm famous and David Bailey.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:06, Reply)
MONTYYYYYY
you could just ahve removed the picture without blasting everyone's comments away!
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:03, Reply)
They were upsetting me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:04, Reply)
You're a big boy.
Take it like a man.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:06, Reply)
I'm not Crow FFS

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:08, Reply)
He takes it like a little girl
the big boys like it when he cries.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:09, Reply)
Nah, he should have left the picture as well, it was classic
I mean, I dont think anyone would have had the foresight to copy and paste it. No one, at all.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:05, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:06, Reply)
I'm warning you, pal.
Don't make me go all 'Greenock' on you.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:06, Reply)
Whoa big man, screw the nut!!!
Take it easy, there's nay need fur aw that kinda patter, we're aw pals here, y'know wit a mean?


*proffers wallet*

*backs away*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:09, Reply)
*pulls out mace*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:12, Reply)
*Loads trebuchet*

*grabs can of dog food*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:15, Reply)
*pops out eye*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:22, Reply)
Don't throw it over the balcony, you heartless bastid

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 18:24, Reply)
It's not like anyone would have saved it is it?
don't worry gone now.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:06, Reply)
Like THAT'S not creepy

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:09, Reply)
it really is

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:10, Reply)
So it's creepy to save the images
But ok if you badly Paintsmash them?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:17, Reply)
yep
because at least there is a point to that
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:18, Reply)
It's already my screensaver
and I have just arranged to have it embroidered into a rather fetching pillow case.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:10, Reply)
You are so bent.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:11, Reply)
only for you sugar tits xx

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:12, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:13, Reply)
I hope you'll be 'shopping the photo Bob?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:09, Reply)
wouldn't know how only saved it cause he said he would delete it and I like freaking him out.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:11, Reply)

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